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Top Ten Reasons You Know Your Obsessed With South Park

posted by founten

10.) You can see a screencap and instantly name the episode it's from.

9.) When watching a new episode you can tell which characters are voiced by Matt and which are voiced by Trey.

8.) you understand every word Kenny says.

7.) You own the movie on more then one format

6.) You talk like Terrance and Phillip whenever you see a Canadian.

7.) you know Ike's birth name

6.) You know what "Time Warped" is.

5.) You have a youtube account filled with South Park videos, your user icon is your fan made character and you are currantly a character in a fan made South Park spin-off.

4.) You were so exited when...

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South Park Meets Saved By the Bell (Conclusion)

posted by GenImagination

Butters and Al Gore are walking up the stairs to get to Butters room.

Al Gore: "Little boy...aren't you suppose to be at school?"
Butters: "YEA! But my parents went to California. They won't be back for 3 days."
Al Gore: "Ok...fair enough. What is your name anyway?"
Butters: "BUTTERS!"

Butters opens the door and sits down in his computer chair. Al Gore sits on a beanbag.

Al Gore: "Butters...what is it about Al Gore that you like so much?"
Butters: "When I heard you created the Internet on YouTUBE you became a God to me."
Al Gore: "Precisely what I am. God."
Butters: "YEA! Cause without you I wouldn't...

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the reason why kyle is dying

posted by iluvkyle200

you may have heard lately that kyle is being killed off this season due to a severe injury from the humancentipad episode. there was a secret commercial aired on august 12th at 3:00 am last month, which alot of fans did not see and are trying to deny this fact. i had seen it for myself though. so i know this is true. it was aired secretly so only a select amount of people would see it, as matt and trey intended it. here is what i heard from matt and trey word for word:

1. MATT: we are killing off kyle this fall because we feel that nobody lives very long after being a humancentipad. and we also...

South Park Beauty And The Beast Part 5-1

posted by soxfan89

Craig:I Ask Nicely But She Refuses. What A...What Does She Want Me To Do--Beg? Show Me The Girl.
Sharon:Why The Master's Not So Bad Once You Get To Know Him. Why Don't You Give Him A Chance?
Wendy:I Don't Want To Get To Know Him. I Don't Want To Have Anything To Do With Him!
Craig:I'm Just Fooling Myself. She'll Never See Me As Anything...But A Monster. It's Hopeless.
Bebe:Oh, No!
Kyle:Oh, Yes!
Bebe:Oh, No!
Kyle:Oh, Yes, Yes, Yes!
Bebe:I've Been Burnt By You Before! Oof.
Kyle:Zut Alors! She Has Emerged!
Liane:Come On, Eric. Into The Cupboard With Your Brothers And Sisters.
Eric:But I'm Not Sleepy.
Liane:Yes...

South Park Beauty And The Beast Part 4

posted by soxfan89

Clyde:Who Does She Think She Is? That Girl Has Tangled With The Wrong Man. No One Says 'No' To Clyde!
Kenny:Darn Right!
Clyde:Dismissed. Rejected. Publicly Humiliated. Why, It's More Than I Can Bear.
Kenny:More Beer?
Clyde:What For? Nothing Helps. I'm Disgraced.
Kenny:Who, You? Never. Clyde, You've Got To Pull Yourself Together.
Token:Help! Someone Help Me!
Bridon:Token?
Token:Please! Please, I Need Your Help! He's Got Her Locked In The Dungeon.
Kenny:Who?
Token:Wendy. We Must Go. Not A Minute To Lose!
Clyde:Whoa! Slow Down, Token. Who's Got Wendy Locked In The Dungeon?
Token:A Beast! A Horrible, Monstrous...

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The Arguement as big as Cartmans Ass!

posted by kyle4life

As the four boys woke up they noticed something strange.Stan noticed Shelly wasnt there to call him a turd,Ike wasnt trying to wake up Kyle again,Cartmans mom wasnt there to make breakfast,and like Kenny gave a crap about anything his life was all ready screwed up!"MOM!""WHERE ARE MY WAFFELS AND CHEESY POOFS?!"Cartman found a note on the fridge."We have your mom held somewhere along with your cat""Oh Noooo!" Cartman read more."p.s. we took all your cheesy poofs!" " THOSE SON OF A BITCHES!!!" "THEY CANT BARGE IN HERE AND TAKE ALL OF MY CHEESY POOFS LIKE THAT!!!"I know!" "I bet it was Kyle who...

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The Censoring of the Episode "201"

posted by SouthParkSmart

It's all fun and games until Muhammad gets made fun of. You may think I need to attend "Muslim Sensitivity Training" after reading this article, but this is just what I think of the controversy.
The episode of South Park entitled "201" was censored by Comedy Central after the netowork recieved warnings from Muslim groups for the previous episode's depiction of Muhammad.
Yeah, censoring was the safe route to take. But what I don't understand is, how is it okay to show Buddha doing coke and Jesus surfing for porn, but showing Muhammad in a bear costume is a no-no?
South Park is known for making...

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Go, God, Go Part II (A Parody)

posted by SouthParkSmart

The year is 2010, and young Ariel cannot wait for the new South Park episodes to come out. Unable to cope with the wait any longer, Ariel decides to freeze herself for three weeks. But a freak avalanche makes Ariel impossible to find, and so she remains frozen for 500 years.

“Five hundred years in the future. This is terrible!” I cried, looking out a window at the foreign landscape in front of me.
Schpeck then re-entered the room. “Ariel, we have some good news. We found an old South Park season fourteen DVD box set for you,” he said, holding the brightly colored...

South Park Meets Saved By the Bell

posted by GenImagination

South Park Spoof

** Scene 1 **

Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Butters are at the bus stop waiting to go to school.

Butters: Hey fellas...I have something to tell you.
Cartman: What is it Butters? Have you been playing with frogs penises again?
Butters: No that was last week...I just found this really cool website called Writers Cafe.
Stan: Is that a place where a bunch of wannabe stoners get on to share poetry?
Butters: Sorta...but that's not what I do. I paid homage to Al Gore there to work up good karma. It's really working.
Kyle: Al Gore is the biggest douche of the universe. I once heard if you said...

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South park review

posted by Yellowflash1102

South Park is an American adult animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become famous for its crude language and dark, surreal humor that satirizes a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town.

Parker and Stone developed the show from two animated shorts they created in 1992 and 1995. The latter became one of the first Internet viral...

Ass burgers! (:

posted by LilRabb

So yeah since i was REALLY looking forward to this ep i thought i could do a small review on it, also i thought we could like discuss it and such , since most people who watched it either disliked it or loved it! (:
~*~ Long rant below SORRY ~*~
Sooo personally; I LOVED it!
Firstly, The Stan story = A+ I liked how they added in how alcohol makes the world such a lovely place- Epic!Seeing Stan drunk was made me giggle and his little "F*ck off Kyle.... i love you...F*ck off Kyle" Was pretty funny and cute too! I also liked how he came to terms with the changes at the end,i started to think maybe...

"Charlie" (Part 1)

posted by ThreadbareSP

"Charlie"

NOTE: This piece is written in the form of a script. It's rated T for language only. Mr. Garrison speaks for Mr. Hat. Kenny's lines are parenthesized to indicate that they are muffled. This story takes place when the kids are in the third grade.

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The episode starts with the typical shot of South Park Elementary. Inside, the third grade class is crowded around Kenny's desk. He's drinking something out of a small can.

CLASS: Chug! Chug! Chug!

Mr. Garrison walks into the room.

MR. GARRISON: Okay kids, take your seats.

The class ignores him and continues.

CLASS: Chug! Chug!...

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Dogs VS Cats with Cartman's moves...O.o

posted by SilverFanGirl

SFG- So, guys. Now that you fought over cookies and muffins.
Cartman- Yes we have, Kyle...
Kyle- Shut up! You know you like cookies AND muffins!
SFG- Just, drop it! Alright?
Cartman- Whatever. *crossed arms over chest(if he even can)*
Kyle- So what's the topic this time?
SFG- If you all shut up and listen!
*All grow silent*
SFG- Now the survey question is... Cats or Dogs?
Cartman- Totally dogs! Yes, dogs! Kyle will probably agree with me 'cause he knows I can kick his ass well!
Kyle- No you can't! You can't even punch a pillow!
Cartman- Can too!
SFG- SHUT THE HELL UP YOU TWO! Kyle, what do you answer for...

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Muffins VS Cookies...Dun Dun...

posted by SilverFanGirl

SilverFanGirl: Hey fans of South Park, I'm here with everyone from South Park. Now, I have a question for you guys.
Cartman: Yes...
SFG(SilverFanGirl): Its for all of you.
Cartman: okay...
Stan: -_-
SFG: Muffins or...
Cartman: Spit it out ur Goddamn mouth already!!
SFG: Or Cookies?
Stan: I saw muffins.
Cartman: No you ass-hole, Muffins!
Kenny: mememememe (I have a bad feeling about this...)
SFG: Oh....
Stan: Shut your fucking mouth Cartman! You know Cookies beat Muffins any damn day!
Cartman: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Stan: Is that a bet?
SFG: Guys, guys, chill!
Cartman: No! *points at SFG* Shut your damn mouth now...
SFG: Are you third graders?
Stan: Fuck you, Cartman! Shove this Cookie down your fucking throat! *holds up a cookie*
Cartman: Shove this damn muffin down your fucking throat!
Both: *shoves Cookie/Muffin down throat*
Both: Fuck!
Stan: MUFFINS!
Cartman: COOKIES!!
SFG: Oh Shit...

south park

posted by lilylove89

South Park is an American animated sitcom created by Trey Parker and Matt Stone for the Comedy Central television network. Intended for mature audiences, the show has become famous for its crude language, surreal, satirical, and dark humor that lampoons a wide range of topics. The ongoing narrative revolves around four boys—Stan Marsh, Kyle Broflovski, Eric Cartman and Kenny McCormick—and their bizarre adventures in and around the titular Colorado town. In the 2004 documentary The 100 Greatest Cartoons, South Park was placed at #3, just behind The Simpsons and Tom and Jerry. South Park...

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Medicinal Fried Chicken: the real script!

posted by escargo

Here is part of the script for tonight's episode. My dad works at MTV studios and he's an editor so he got me a copy of the script so here it goes.

Ext. Kids' SOCCER PRACTICE FIELD -- DAY

A bunch of boys are on the field doing jumping jacks (or some other exercise we can actually animate our boys doing)

Boys
21! 22! 23! 24! 25!
(keep going to go under the rest)

Reverse to show that Cartman is sitting on a little chair in his soccer outfit sipping a water. Behind him we can see some parents in the bleachers. The coach is standing next to Cartman, watching practice, and there's soccer practice equipment...

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10 Years of Southpark

posted by Dominator

America has never been particularly comfortable with satire. A gentle poke at the powers that be is allowed, even encouraged — witness the success of good-natured softies like Jon Stewart or The Simpsons, nudging decency in the ribs and tipping a wink to the audience. But genuine, hard-hitting satire is frowned upon: somebody might really be offended, and nowhere in the Constitution does it allow for that. There’s no American equivalent of British figures like Peter Cook or Christopher Morris, authentic anti- establishment comics who nonetheless achieved mainstream success. Even so—called...

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Your best friend (awww) ^_^

posted by SilverFanGirl

SFG- O_o
Cartman- What? WHAT?!?!?
SFG-....
Cartman- Did the audience vote that Kyle is gay?
Kyle- Oh my God... O.O
SFG- *shakes head* I...I don't think this question is going to be answered correctly by you guys.
Butters- JUST SPIT IT OUT!
SFG- Who is your best friend?
Cartman-...Uh...Butters! Yes! Butters! he and I are best friends!
Butters-....
Stan- no you're not!
Butters- No not really dude.
Kyle- Mine is Stan and Kenny. ^^
Kenny-...mememe (Nope)
Stan- No, just Kenny and I are...Cartman, Kyle you liars! Admit it!
Cartman and Kyle- NO!
SFG- WHAT??
Cartman- Nothin'
Kyle- Yea nothing
SFG- ...Admit WHAT?
Stan-...

South Park Couples Fan Club!!!

posted by EverLastingLuv

I made a fanclub that i know ppl have been waiting for and it's called South Park Couples!!
I DO accept any yaoi but it can't be too dirty. For there are ppl who do not like it ^^ So if you'd like you may join! I accept any art you guys submit and other stuff! I have the link to it and i hope you guys will join. Even if you don't care about it i'd appreciate it if you joined anyways:] it'd make me happy! x3 I hope you guys will join and spread the love! After all, Everyone loves love! <3
~Enjoy~

link

South Park Couples Possibilities

posted by soxfan89

StanxKyle
KylexRebecca
KennyxButters
KennyxCartman
KennyxStan
KennyxKyle
KennyxBebe
KennyxWendy
KennyxTweek
KennyxCraig
KennyxMarjorine
ClydexCartman
Mr. StickxMr. Hat
Ms. ChoksondickxMr. Macky
BebexKyle
WendyxKyle
CraigxKyle
CartmanxStan
KylexIke
StanxTall Goth
IkexStan
IkexKindergoth
ButtersxLexus
WendyxGregory
WendyxBridon
BebexMarjorine
WendyxBebe
WendyxRed
CartmanxButters
DamienxPip
DamienxKyle
GregoryxLe Mole
CraigxThomas
CraigxTweek
CraigxClyde
CraigxButters
PipxButters
KylexLe Mole
CartmanxCraig
TerrancexPhillip
StanxHenrietta
StanxRed Goth
StanxPorchea
StanxBridon
WendyxStan
WendyxCartman
StanxGary
CartmanxHeidi
ButtersxBradley
KennyxCartmanxStanxKyle...