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fhghu said:
Oh gosh, so many...let's see:
"Stan, don't you know the first law of physics? Anything that's fun costs at least eight dollars."
"Well, I looked in my mom's closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an UltraVibe Pleasure 2000."
"I'm not fat. I'm big-boned."
"Mom--Kitty is being a dildo."
"I'm not just sure, I'm HIV positive."
"Dear you guys. Words cannot express how much I hate you guys. As we fight our way northward into the great unknown, only that one thing remains certain: that I hate you guys with every tired muscle in my confederate body. We have taken Topeka and I must rally the men onward to Missouri. Because I will not stop until we have won it all, and you guys are my slaves. Because I hate you guys. I hate you guys so very very much. Yours, General Cartman Lee."
"So much to do at Cartmanland, but you can't come!... especially you Stan and Kyle."
"Nyahnyahnyahnyah nyah nyah! I made you eat your parents!"
"Yeah, cool. Anyway, thanks a lot, and, you know, stay away from my man, bitch."
"Screw you guys, I'm going home!"
"Respect my Authoritah!"
"Looks like Stan's dad's been hitting the bottle again."
"I'm not fat! I'm festively plump!"
"You seem a little irritable Kyle, what's the matter, you got a little sand in your vagina?"
"My mom says if you want to become a lesbian, you have to lick carpet."
""How do I reeeach these kids?"
"Fuck you Millie, fuck you Annie, fuck you Bebe, fuck you whatever-your-name-is and FUCK YOU, bitch!"
And that's only a handful of my favorite Cartman quotes. XD I freaking love him.
On an ending note, here. Have a picture of Cartman trying to kill Kyle with a wiffle bat. xD
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