Eggman was on his laptop. He was looking at a big list of fast cars.
Eggman: Hm, what do I want? *Looking at a list of fast cars* Lamborghini, Porsche, ooh, perfect. An Audi. The perfect car for a person like me. I love to run people off the road, and tailgate others for no reason while going over the speed limit.
Announcer: Audi. Arrogant, Uncaring, Dumb, Idiot.
Man 85: *Pushes a Cadillac off the road* That's what you get for following the speed limit!
Announcer: The perfect car for douchebags.
Eggman: I found it's location, seven miles from here. Let's steal it.
Decoe: Doctor, are you sure that's...
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