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Rouge got the supplies that Eggman requested.

Rouge: *Gets into her car* I got a rifle, more nitrous for Shadow, now it's time to head to the track. *Turns the key, but the engine won't start. She begins to masturbate* Oh yeah! *Turns the key, and continues masturbating*

Meanwhile at the drag strip.

Eggman: *Looking at his watch* She should be here in five minutes.
Shadow: I'm lucky that all the cars I've been going against are slower.
Eggman: I hope I can at least get Rouge to shoot out Sean's tires, if his Corvette can go against my R8.
Knuckles: *Racing Silver*
Silver: *Losing* AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
Knuckles: *Wins the race*
Crowd: Yeah!!!!
Genji: Hooray for Knuckles!
Crowd: *Stares at Genji*
Genji: What?

Suddenly, a commercial started

Announcer: Introducing the newest car from Acura, the Genji. His mask looks just like the front end of all of our cars.

Genji: When did your logo get on my mask?

Back to Rouge, who was still masturbating, just because her car wouldn't start.

Rouge: *Farts while masturbating, and turning the key to make her car start* Come on sexy, you can do it. *Continues to masturbate as her car won't start* I'm gonna cum very soon *Starts the engine as she cums* Oh yeah. Let's go. *Drives*

Next up, Sean the hedgehog against a light blue donkey named Nagisa Furukawa, in a Toyota Supra.

Nagisa: You are not allowed to win.
Sean: Excuse me, who told you to make up the rules?
Nagisa: I have a Japanese car, if you win, you will be disqualified.
Sean: Yeah, right.* Watches the light turn green, and takes off*
Nagisa: Where are you going?! *Looks at the green light* Goddammit! *Floors it, but he loses the race* I was supposed to win! *Slams his fist on the dashboard* I was! *Cries*

Sonic, and the others cheered for Sean as he came back.

Tails: Good job.
Sean: It's easy when they're stupid.
Nagisa: *Driving away at high speed. He goes onto the main road, and gets pulled over by a cop*
Sonic & Sean: *Laughing*
Silver: I don't know which is funnier, this, or Antoine's rage when he lost to Rotor.
Espio: That's a tough choice.
Vector: I'm gonna go with that blue jackass.
Knuckles: Me too.

2 B Continued
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