Sonic Boom isn't mentioned because I know so little about the cartoon I don't even know if it DID have a theme song. Also I am only talking about the Sonic cartoon shows, so the candidates are The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog, Sonic SATAM, Sonic Underground, and Sonic X. I'll also be making up names for these, so that'll be fun. :D Let's skip the intro this time, we all know what a theme song is, so let's begin!
#4. The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog's: "Chaotic Crap!"
This show was both the best and worst show ever. The AOSTH cartoon had lazy animation, terrible plots, forgettable characters, doodling as backgrounds, and was just.. Stupid. But that's exactly why we loved the show, it was so stupid it was funny! And NOBODY could forget Robotnik in this show, he looked so stupid and had the worst lines. But basic point, all the theme song really was, well, was this, in the words of the Nostalgia Critic: "LOOKITSSONICSONICHOHOYAYKOOLLOOKLOOKHEYYOULOOKITSSONICSONICSONICSONIC!"
Yeah, quite the opening there. :P Seriously though, this theme song isn't terrible, but that doesn't quite excuse it. Literally the entire song, along with the show, was just Robotnik trying to catch Sonic.
Although the song and the show weren't really that good, you have to admit they're a total trip down LSD land, and so bad they're funny.
The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog, it had a spider in it somewhere. :P
#3. Sonic Underground's: "Dig The Deepest!"
Now HERE is how you make an awesome opening! The Sonic Underground show is basically if you mixed Sonic SATAM with The Wizard Of Oz. The show is basically Sonic and co. trying to find their mother. Sounds like something out of a Dr. Suess story, but it still worked pretty well. Every episode had a song that actually was really good, and the show centered around...
Robotnik: I WANT WORLD DOMINATION!
Sonic, Manic, and Sonia: You want a side of fries with that? :D
Dingo and Sleet: WWRRAAUUGGHH!!!!!!!!
And occasionally....
♫We're gonna beat em all! Down a cliff they'll fall! Gonna end this story once and for all! We'll show them how! Gonna beat Robotnik!♫
Manic: Wait what how o-O
♫And show them what we're made of, RIGHT NOW! :D♫
Aaaaaaand that's the show, but it was still really good. Kind of underrated honestly, but let's finally get back to the theme song.
The lyrics are pretty good for what the show is, the beat's epic, and DAT CHORUS LINE DOH! :D
Me in my room: ♫SONIC UNDERGROUND! SONIC UNDERGROUND! THEY MADE A BOW THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND!♫
*Air Guitar*
My Mom: HEY! Did you clean your room Mr!?
Me: Doh X___X
In conclusion, this opening was awesome. It had everything, and even more! And that's why it makes #3 on this list. :)
Sonic Underground, seriously what in the show ever WAS underground?
#2. Sonic X's: "Gotta Go Fast!"
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTER FASTER FASTER! ^___^
HELL YEAH! This song KICKED ASS! :D
I admit it, I don't like rap music at all, but this song still rocks in my eyes!
The lyrics are awesome, the beat makes you want to break your remote, and HOLY GOD if this song isn't catchy, then WHAT THE HELL IS!?
♫Moments at the speed of sound! Quickest hedgehog around! Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a new location!♫
♫WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATIOOOOOOON! NO TIME FOR RELAXATION! :D♫
I remember the show being REALLY good until it started ripping off Transformers, added too many uninteresting characters, and made Sonic fans create fan fictions of Tails having sex with a plant. But hey, that rant's for another day.
Sonic X? MORE LIKE SONIC XXX! :DD:D:D:D:D:D:D
Said every troll ever.
#1. Sonic SATAM's: "The Fastest Thing Alive!"
F**K AN EXPLANATION, YOU KNOW WHY THIS IS #1! SING IT WITH ME!!!!!! ^___________________^
♫Sonic, he can really move! Sonic, he's got an attitude! Sonic, he's the fastest thing aliiii-eeee-iiive!♫
SERIOUSLY, THIS SONG KICKS SO MUCH ASS IT KICKS ASSES IN THE ASS! IT HITS TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, TWO STONES WITH ONE BIRD, I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN THIS CRAP WITH A CALM FACE!
THIS SONG MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE AN EPIC BAD-ASS WHO CAN DO ANYTHING! I LOVE IT! IT'S CATCHY, UPBEAT, HAS AWESOME LYRICS, IT'S PERFECT ON EVERY LEVEL!
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT EXPLAINING ANYMORE, SING IT!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
♫Blue streak, speeds by! Sonic The Hedgehog! Too fast, for the naked eye! Sonic The Hedgehog!♫
Seriously though, this song is amazing! And if you don't even remotely like it, YOU NEED HELP! QUICK, GET HIM TO A DOCTOR! HE DOESN'T LIKE THE SONIC SATAM SONG!
Everyone: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone: GET THE PITCHFORKS! GET THE TORCHES! GET THE EGG-SALAD SANDWICHES!
Everyone: ......
A guy in the crowd: What? I was hungry. :P
Me: Uh, we better end this now. o-O Quick, cut ou-
Japanese Indian Shy-Guys: Hajime mashite! Coro-Desu, shevala si!
Me: Hablios mios di ere staltum... o-O
Japanese Shy-Guys: BUKO ZE INCOMPETES SENIOR!
Everyone: ATTACK JARED! HE'S THE REASON THIS IS HAPPENING!
Me: But that doesn't even make sense!
Everyone: Who cares? Neither did The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog.
(Alright, I have NO IDEA where I was going with that, but whatever. Hope you enjoyed? XD)
#4. The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog's: "Chaotic Crap!"
This show was both the best and worst show ever. The AOSTH cartoon had lazy animation, terrible plots, forgettable characters, doodling as backgrounds, and was just.. Stupid. But that's exactly why we loved the show, it was so stupid it was funny! And NOBODY could forget Robotnik in this show, he looked so stupid and had the worst lines. But basic point, all the theme song really was, well, was this, in the words of the Nostalgia Critic: "LOOKITSSONICSONICHOHOYAYKOOLLOOKLOOKHEYYOULOOKITSSONICSONICSONICSONIC!"
Yeah, quite the opening there. :P Seriously though, this theme song isn't terrible, but that doesn't quite excuse it. Literally the entire song, along with the show, was just Robotnik trying to catch Sonic.
Although the song and the show weren't really that good, you have to admit they're a total trip down LSD land, and so bad they're funny.
The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog, it had a spider in it somewhere. :P
#3. Sonic Underground's: "Dig The Deepest!"
Now HERE is how you make an awesome opening! The Sonic Underground show is basically if you mixed Sonic SATAM with The Wizard Of Oz. The show is basically Sonic and co. trying to find their mother. Sounds like something out of a Dr. Suess story, but it still worked pretty well. Every episode had a song that actually was really good, and the show centered around...
Robotnik: I WANT WORLD DOMINATION!
Sonic, Manic, and Sonia: You want a side of fries with that? :D
Dingo and Sleet: WWRRAAUUGGHH!!!!!!!!
And occasionally....
♫We're gonna beat em all! Down a cliff they'll fall! Gonna end this story once and for all! We'll show them how! Gonna beat Robotnik!♫
Manic: Wait what how o-O
♫And show them what we're made of, RIGHT NOW! :D♫
Aaaaaaand that's the show, but it was still really good. Kind of underrated honestly, but let's finally get back to the theme song.
The lyrics are pretty good for what the show is, the beat's epic, and DAT CHORUS LINE DOH! :D
Me in my room: ♫SONIC UNDERGROUND! SONIC UNDERGROUND! THEY MADE A BOW THEIR MOTHER WILL BE FOUND!♫
*Air Guitar*
My Mom: HEY! Did you clean your room Mr!?
Me: Doh X___X
In conclusion, this opening was awesome. It had everything, and even more! And that's why it makes #3 on this list. :)
Sonic Underground, seriously what in the show ever WAS underground?
#2. Sonic X's: "Gotta Go Fast!"
GOGOGOGOGOGOGO! GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FAST! GOTTA GO FASTER, FASTER, FASTER FASTER FASTER! ^___^
HELL YEAH! This song KICKED ASS! :D
I admit it, I don't like rap music at all, but this song still rocks in my eyes!
The lyrics are awesome, the beat makes you want to break your remote, and HOLY GOD if this song isn't catchy, then WHAT THE HELL IS!?
♫Moments at the speed of sound! Quickest hedgehog around! Got ourselves a situation, stuck in a new location!♫
♫WITHOUT ANY EXPLANATIOOOOOOON! NO TIME FOR RELAXATION! :D♫
I remember the show being REALLY good until it started ripping off Transformers, added too many uninteresting characters, and made Sonic fans create fan fictions of Tails having sex with a plant. But hey, that rant's for another day.
Sonic X? MORE LIKE SONIC XXX! :DD:D:D:D:D:D:D
Said every troll ever.
#1. Sonic SATAM's: "The Fastest Thing Alive!"
F**K AN EXPLANATION, YOU KNOW WHY THIS IS #1! SING IT WITH ME!!!!!! ^___________________^
♫Sonic, he can really move! Sonic, he's got an attitude! Sonic, he's the fastest thing aliiii-eeee-iiive!♫
SERIOUSLY, THIS SONG KICKS SO MUCH ASS IT KICKS ASSES IN THE ASS! IT HITS TWO BIRDS WITH ONE STONE, TWO STONES WITH ONE BIRD, I CAN'T EVEN EXPLAIN THIS CRAP WITH A CALM FACE!
THIS SONG MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE AN EPIC BAD-ASS WHO CAN DO ANYTHING! I LOVE IT! IT'S CATCHY, UPBEAT, HAS AWESOME LYRICS, IT'S PERFECT ON EVERY LEVEL!
I DON'T EVEN CARE ABOUT EXPLAINING ANYMORE, SING IT!!!!!!!!!!! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
♫Blue streak, speeds by! Sonic The Hedgehog! Too fast, for the naked eye! Sonic The Hedgehog!♫
Seriously though, this song is amazing! And if you don't even remotely like it, YOU NEED HELP! QUICK, GET HIM TO A DOCTOR! HE DOESN'T LIKE THE SONIC SATAM SONG!
Everyone: :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Everyone: GET THE PITCHFORKS! GET THE TORCHES! GET THE EGG-SALAD SANDWICHES!
Everyone: ......
A guy in the crowd: What? I was hungry. :P
Me: Uh, we better end this now. o-O Quick, cut ou-
Japanese Indian Shy-Guys: Hajime mashite! Coro-Desu, shevala si!
Me: Hablios mios di ere staltum... o-O
Japanese Shy-Guys: BUKO ZE INCOMPETES SENIOR!
Everyone: ATTACK JARED! HE'S THE REASON THIS IS HAPPENING!
Me: But that doesn't even make sense!
Everyone: Who cares? Neither did The Adventures Of Sonic The Hedgehog.
(Alright, I have NO IDEA where I was going with that, but whatever. Hope you enjoyed? XD)
Now I know this is kinda strange, and I ONLY used origin characters. I didn't use Eggman because I thought he didn't fit any of the roles. If you don't agree with where I put some characters tell me and I might change it if I see how that character would fit a different one. I might add pictures later if i find good ones of both. Anyway... Here it goes.
Jet — Chris
Storm — Chef
Sonic — Tyler
Shadow — Duncan
Amy — Lindsay
Fiona — Heather
Silver — Trent
Blaze — Gwen
Cosmo — Beth
Tails — Noah
Big — Owen
Rouge — Courtney
Sally — Leshawna
Wave — Eva
Knuckles — Geoff
Espio — Cody
Vector — Harold
Tikal — Izzy
Julie-su — Bridgette
Cream — Katie
Marine — Sadie
Charmy — Ezekiel
Chip — DJ
Mighty — Justin
Jet — Chris
Storm — Chef
Sonic — Tyler
Shadow — Duncan
Amy — Lindsay
Fiona — Heather
Silver — Trent
Blaze — Gwen
Cosmo — Beth
Tails — Noah
Big — Owen
Rouge — Courtney
Sally — Leshawna
Wave — Eva
Knuckles — Geoff
Espio — Cody
Vector — Harold
Tikal — Izzy
Julie-su — Bridgette
Cream — Katie
Marine — Sadie
Charmy — Ezekiel
Chip — DJ
Mighty — Justin
Place Cafe Chaotix 2nd Floor
Time 7:13 PM
Shadow okay WHAT ARE THOESE THINGS!
Amy i have no idea but we have too get out of here
Silver amy is right lets find an exit
Shadow all right
15 min later
Silver i found a way out
Amy ok lets go
Shadow (grabs sonic but sonic push shadow) sonic we have too go
Sonic(pulls a gun)
Shadow SONIC STOP
Sonic no shadow you dont understand im no diffrent from those thing's i feel the hunger soo... plesase let me die while i still have my common sense (pulls the triger)
Shadow oh sonic SONIC!!!
Silver im sorry but we have too go
Shadow (grabs sonics glove) your right lets go
Police Man Evrey body please try too remain calm we are evacuating
Amy lets go guys
Shadow and Silver okay
10 min later
Place back ally
Time7:48 PM
Shadow HOLY FUCK THOESE THING'S ARE EATING THE POLICE
Knckles (in a police oficer outfit) you supprised me thought you didn't make it now make those cars into a barricade GO
END OF PART TWO
Time 7:13 PM
Shadow okay WHAT ARE THOESE THINGS!
Amy i have no idea but we have too get out of here
Silver amy is right lets find an exit
Shadow all right
15 min later
Silver i found a way out
Amy ok lets go
Shadow (grabs sonic but sonic push shadow) sonic we have too go
Sonic(pulls a gun)
Shadow SONIC STOP
Sonic no shadow you dont understand im no diffrent from those thing's i feel the hunger soo... plesase let me die while i still have my common sense (pulls the triger)
Shadow oh sonic SONIC!!!
Silver im sorry but we have too go
Shadow (grabs sonics glove) your right lets go
Police Man Evrey body please try too remain calm we are evacuating
Amy lets go guys
Shadow and Silver okay
10 min later
Place back ally
Time7:48 PM
Shadow HOLY FUCK THOESE THING'S ARE EATING THE POLICE
Knckles (in a police oficer outfit) you supprised me thought you didn't make it now make those cars into a barricade GO
END OF PART TWO
