Seriously guys?
Let's start. And that's good because now I can finally go to my lame-comedy style of writing. HOORAY! ^___^
Sonadow: Alright, here's the one I don't get at all. I mean, a gay hedgehog couple is questionable enough but... It just doesn't make sense! I guess you could say.... It's no use.......
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Seriously though, Sonadow? Really guys? How do you even come up with this crap?
Actually, pretty much any character in any series gets butchered by the internet. Although if one good thing came out of it, it was the fan fiction, "You Want Lemon?"
Yes, I am serious. Okay maybe not. At all. :P
Anyways, if it wasn't painfully obvious enough, (Like a toaster to the head painful.) Sonadow is a lame name pun on Sonic and Shadow. First time I ever saw this I thought it was something from a Barbie show, I kid you not.
I also have to say, why do they even name the couples? Wouldn't Sonadow be the name of the son or something?
...
Alright let's not think about that. Seriously I got WAY side-tracked, sorry.
Anyways, well, uh, um, :P
God this is so awkward! What am I doing with my life? I could be making a Top 10 things I hate in video games list, or a review of Kid Chameleon! But of ALL THE THINGS......
I'm talking about a fan-made gay hedgehog video-game couple.
I'm not even kidding when I say this, WHAT IS THE POINT OF THESE!? Screw talking about each one, WHAT IS SO ENTERTAINING ABOUT THIS!? Is it just me? Am I the only one who doesn't get it?
I mean, I kind of get the Sonamy, the Silvaze, and the guy-girl couples, but why the hell would you make something like Sonadow?
HOW HIGH WERE THEY!? DID THE SONIC FANS JUST SWALLOW 20 GALLONS OF CORONA, WINE, BEER, AND VODKA!? HOW DOES THIS EVEN BECOME REALITY!? WHAT IS LIFE!? WHAT IS HOPE!? THERE WAS NO PAST, THERE IS NO FUTURE, THE PRESENT IS A JOKE, AND EVERYTHING IS HELL!
NOTHING MAKES SENSE, NOTHING HAS REASON, PURPOSE, WHY DID THIS HAVE TO HAPPEN!? WHAT ARE PEOPLE DOING WITH THEIR LIVES!? THEY COULD BE ENDING WORLD HUNGER, THEY COULD BE HELPING THE HOMELESS, THEY COULD BE DOING ANYTHING ELSE!
BUT OF ALL THE DAMN THINGS THAT POP INTO YOUR MIND, YOU THINK OF THIS.
2 VIDEO GAME CHARACTERS THAT ARE HEDGEHOGS THAT RUN REALLY FAST ARE NOW GAY AND MAKING OUT.
*Sigh* This didn't turn out the way I wanted it to...
I'll just end this now. In conclusion, what is the point? Is it fun? Is it entertaining? And god help you if it turns you on, seriously.
This isn't even really about Sonic anymore, but in this series especially, it seems that whenever I just want normal cool looking Sonic The Hedgehog pictures to put in articles and relive nostalgia, I come across a picture of Silver having... You know what with Shadow The Hedgehog.
It's gross, it ruins my childhood, it's pointless, and serves no purpose at all. Help the planet Earth and stop this mutiny!
Because fact is... This is madness...
This is madness!
THIS IS MADNESS!
THIS!
IS!
Absolute Bulls**t.
I still hate my life.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see!
Song (Start at 0:09): link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
A Sonic The Hedgehog Fan Fiction
Life In The Fast Lane 2
Sonic: *Walks out of his house, and sings* Why the hell are we in a sequel? The fact that we have to sing is not cool. I'd rather be driving my Austin Healey. But no I gotta sing, gee!
Others: *Walking out of their houses, and going towards Sonic* Oh, no! I gotta sing in a musical! Oh, no! Why are we all here? Cause I gotta sing. Sing, in a musical. Oh no, I gotta sing in a musical! Yeah I gotta...
time 20;51 at night n date 12/04/2018
CHRIS -THORNDYKE age 16 now
sigh 6 long years alone again since
he last seen sonic n the others
right now CHRIS add runaway from home
flashback a few days since sonic n the others add
retune to their home planet Mobius
CUCK -THRONDYKE age UNKOWN n
CHRIS is grandpa by accident come a cross
plans from gun somehow they add found out
that CHRIS add merge some of the
7 chaos emeralds power into his human body n now they are after CHRIS for testing
CHUCK add crated a inhibitor ring like
shadow as but to hide the energy from gun
but it will not take them long to find him
a few weeks add past no sign of gun oh they were very WORNG gun add attack the
THORNDYKE mansion both CHRIS
mother n father was shoot dead a long with his grandpa ELLA the family cook at the time was with CHRIS in a save house a underground
bunker under the mansion end of flashback
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CHRIS -THORNDYKE age 16 now
sigh 6 long years alone again since
he last seen sonic n the others
right now CHRIS add runaway from home
flashback a few days since sonic n the others add
retune to their home planet Mobius
CUCK -THRONDYKE age UNKOWN n
CHRIS is grandpa by accident come a cross
plans from gun somehow they add found out
that CHRIS add merge some of the
7 chaos emeralds power into his human body n now they are after CHRIS for testing
CHUCK add crated a inhibitor ring like
shadow as but to hide the energy from gun
but it will not take them long to find him
a few weeks add past no sign of gun oh they were very WORNG gun add attack the
THORNDYKE mansion both CHRIS
mother n father was shoot dead a long with his grandpa ELLA the family cook at the time was with CHRIS in a save house a underground
bunker under the mansion end of flashback
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Just to start I do not hate Sally at all she is an ok character and not all her fans are like this. Anyway I am tried of her fans being hipercits and getting way with treating people like crap. ( Might have spelled hipercits wrong.) People make jokes about Sally they get pissed off so easy but if it's Amy or another character it's ok to them because Sally is their favorite and you can't make jokes about her for fun. Guys Sally is not real her feelings can't get hurt and people do not need to like her. I like Amy but I don't forces people to like her because Amy is not real. Yes their are Amy fan brats but Sally has them two. I am tried of you guys acting you guys don't start drama because you do. If Sally was real and cloud see how some of you act she would be disported in you guys. Like I said I don't hate her I just am tried of her fans treating people like shit.
