Chip:Hi Sonic.
Sonic:Hey Chip,how goes it?
Chip:Did Sally got me fish?
Sonic:Yeah,I think so.
(Chip grabs a bag of fish from a shopping bag)
Chip:Oh yeah,very healthy for the prostate.If I had one,it would be a loop to the fanny one.
(Chip puts the bag of fish in the refrigerator)
Sonic:You know,you never told me about your World War II stories in a long time.You were over Italy right?
Chip:Uh huh.I actually have a photo taken of myself and Mussolini.He's upside down of course.
Sonic:It must have been wild there.Gosh,we've been over with history,and art..and pizza
Chip:And the hookers weren't too shabby,huh?
(Sonic and Chip laugh)
Sonic:I bet you they weren't too shabby,now back to the pizza.
Chip:Actually,I remember the night before I was at the German stronghold casino.We were just aspecting kay rashes,but this baker showed up with this racket full of freshly baked pizza.
Sonic:I bet you they tasted pretty good.
Chip:Oh,did they ever.When I bit into that warm crispy slice of Heaven it was like..
Sonic:Like all the misery and horror of war just suddenly disappeared?
Chip:Yes
(Chip's daughter,Jenny comes in)
Jenny:Hey dad.
Chip:I WANT PIZZA!
Sonic:It's fine with me.
The next day...
(Sonic see's a mail of Itailian pizza and goes to get pizza)
Later...
Chip:I want cheesecakes!
(Sonic goes to get cheesecakes)
Later...
Chip:I want to go to the new Chinese place down the block!
(Sonic takes Chip to the new Chinese place)
Later...
Chip:I want blue speakers and a collar!
(Sonic goes to buy blue speakers and a collar)
The next day...
(Sonic,Sally,and Chip get in a car and buckle their seatbelts)
Chip:I want fried chicken....and waffles.
Later...
(Sonic and Sally are watching TV)
Chip:I want to watch Blues Clues!
(Sonic changes the channel)
In Sally's hotel room...
Chip:I want you to have sex with Sonic...and I want pizza!
THE END
Sonic as Douglas
Chip as Arthur
Sally as Carrie
Jenny as Sara