Shadow:alright guys.the only way we're gona make out of this alive is that if we stick together.so...
Vector:my friends call me coach!
Rogue:coach...
Me:KIDDY LAND!!!!
Shadow:God damn it!
In a elevator...
Shadow:ok.the saferoom is a couple room's away.when the doors open just run like hell and we should be fine.
Me:alright just let me get out my little desert eagle.
(The elevator doors open and shows fire)
Shadow:burnbag!
Me:KIDDY LAND!!!!
Later...
Shadow:ok everyone get in!
(A spitter comes in)
Shadow:that is the scariest fucking thing I have ever seen in my entire life.
(A baby comes out of the spitter's butt)
Shadow:(trys to get the door open)
At the gun shop...
Me:hey look lazer beams!(turns on the lazer sight and screams and acidently shoots at rogue's mouth)
Eggman in a room upstairs:would you shut up?!?!?I'm trying to masterbate up here!!!
Shadow:what did he say?
Vector:he says he want some good old fashion cola.
Shadow:what?why?
Vector:he gona blow up the truck and clear the way.
Shadow:I would've suggest about walking around it but whatever.
In the grocery store...
Shadow:(grabs the cola)
(A jockey jumps on to me and hits me)
Me:(screams)
Vector:PLAYBALL!(throws a football.at the jockey)YEAH!
At the gun shop upstairs...
Shadow:hey jackass we got your coke!you want me to drop this in the box or what?
Eggman in room:God damn it just get away from here!!!
Shadow:ok.guys we're walking around it!!
Me:KIDDY LAND!!!
In the mall...
Shadow:the mall.how original.
Me:we can use that car to drive out in style!
Shadow:it has no gas you moron!
Me:ya but there's some gas cans scattered around for just second occasion.
Shadow:oh well this be easy.
(A charger grabs shadow and pounds shadow to the ground and shadow screams)
Me:that must be the fella that masterbates all day long!(gets a defibulator and Med kit anduh drops defibulator)
In whispering oaks...
Vector:oh baby. I used to go here as a kid!
Shadow:and look elis its kiddy land!
Me:do i look like some sort of queer to you?
Shadow:(puts hand on face)
Me:hey I wonder these things do.(fireworks explode and I scream)
Second charger:fap fap fap fap fap fap fap fap
Later...
Shadow:grabbin pills.
Vector:grabbin puuuuuuuke?
Me:grabbin heroline!uh I mean adrenaline.(puts adrenaline into my arm and goes crazy and hits the red Med kit box)
Weird Guy:oh my!
In.hard rain...
Shadow:huh.I wonder why they call this one hard rain.
(Starts to rain and me,vector and shadow are screaming)
Later...
Vector:damn Nick there's like 3 witches over there!
Shadow:oh that's ok.those 5 chargers in a row 5 minutes ago made me relaised how fucked we are anyways.
Me:hey look here comes another one!
Shadow:FUUUUUUUUUUU
In the parish...
Shadow:thank God this is almost over!
Me:yea it looks like those planes are here to rescue us.
(A plane flys at high speed)
Me:look there driving us presence!
(Plane drops bombs in town)
Me:why are they exploding?
Vector:I hope mines a football!
Shadow:(gets a chainsaw and turns it on and puts it on his chest killing himself)
THE END
Shadow as Nick
Me as Elis
Vector as Coach
Eggman as whitetaker
Rogue as Rochelle
Second charger as himself
AND
Wierd Guy as himself