Shadow: *drinking*

Waitress: "Hey hunky!"

Shadow: "Sorry, not intrested."

Waitress: "ya sureee sweetheart?" *her breats jiggle*

Shadow: "I'm sure."

Waitress: "guh, fine! Hey sonic! Come er and serve this man with bad taste In Women!" *Walks away*
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Sonic: "Hello sir, I am sonic, I'll be your Waiter this evening. Anything to drink?"

Shadow: "uhh, yeah. Can I have another beer please?" *looks at him while drooling a little bit*

Sonic: "Sure thing sir, right away!" *Walks into the kitchen*

Shadow: "No! He's a guy! And I'm a guy, I shouldn't think he's hot. There are plenty of women I like here, like, that...