* A few beers short of a six-pack.
* All foam, no beer.
* An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
* As smart as bait.
* Body by Fisher, brains by Mattel.
* Chimney's clogged.
* Doesn't have all her corn flakes in one box.
* Doesn't know much but leads the league in nostril hair.
* Dumber than a box of hair.
* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
* He fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
* He has an IQ of room temperature.
* His belt doesn't go through all the loops.
* If she had another brain, it would be lonely.
* Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
* Proof that evolution CAN go in reverse.
* Skylight leaks a little.
* The cheese slid off her cracker.
* The lights are on, but nobody's home.
* The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.

I was a quick wet boy
Diving too deep for coins
All of your street light eyes
Wide on my plastic toys
Then when the cops closed the fair
I cut my long baby hair
Stole me a dog-eared map
And called for you everywhere

Have I found you?
Flightless bird, jealous, weeping
Or lost you?
American mouth
Big pill looming

Now I'm a fat house cat
Nursing my sore blunt tongue
Watching the warm poison rats
Curl through the wide fence cracks
Pissing on magazine photos
Those fishing lures thrown in the cold and clean
Blood of Christ mountain stream

Have I found you
Flightless bird, grounded, bleeding or lost you, american mouth
Big pill stuck going down