Female version of Shadow XD

my name is shadow, shadow the hedgehog i was born and raised on the ark.my best friend maria and soon to be my lover.but there was a tragect accident on the ark and the professer died along with maria. its been over 50 years since and i still have nightmares but i have darknees in may soul because of that i never seem to age though i still love but anyways thats the past itss the year 2025 everyone has aged older and everyone is with everyone leaving me by my self and sonic became a lover with amy they live together but tails is a jerk who always sware he always wants to beat up sonic well see you next time on shadow cronicles:shadow saves sonic(preview) sonic i will kill u tails st-stop he cut sonic across his stomach o_0

God what the pie is up with you people and just putting random sonic girls in (yams) face.Their is no damn Piess(shadow/rouge or shadow/blaze.Just because most of his friends are girls dosent mean their yams.And plus rouge like KNUCKLES! and BLAZE LIKES SILVER and pie.For once just play any sonic advanture game (with them and pie)and watch his emotions on that game when that certain someone hugs him and he blushes.Im srry for the mild words but i used to think rouge liked shadow when i wikied it up and it didnt say anything about shadow likeng rouge or blaze only this meria girl was invovled.pie is awesome.!( srry for all the random words but you people were yelling at me so i am now random so enjoy.^~^!)

Here are the 10 reasons why i HATE Amy and thinks she deserves to die and burn in the deepest part of HELL:
1. She is a annoying little BRAT
2. She's a WHORE
3. She's an "upbeat" girl
4. She is as annoying as a INSANE Sonic Fangirl
5. She pulls a hammer out of her ass ALL THE TIME
6. Her face is a epic failure
7. Her voice pisses me off
8. Shes WAYY past GIRLY
9. Shes UGLY
10. SHE IS NOT AS PRETTY AS ANY OTHER SONIC GIRL AND SHE NEVER WILL BE!!!!!

I rest my case. XD

Kenya: *too shock to say anything*
Shadow: u look scared sweet heart
Kenya: dont call me that Shade
Shadow: fine but quit calling Shade
Kenya: *turns to him and turns to the perv scourge*
Scourge:hi Kenya u look nice in that skirt *smiles evil*
Kenya: shut up perv before i claw your eyes out with my bear claws
Scourge: u wont do that u love me come on baby *moves closer to her*
Kenya: *slaps him *u touch me i get to blow your brains out
Scourge: good hit for a girl *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *turns into a kangaroo and super kicks him* dont miss with the princess
Scourge: *rubs where he was hit*u want me one day b****
Kenya: *brings out a knife*who u calling the b**** i cut your d*** off
Scourge:no i leave u
Kenya: good boy *walks over to shadow smirking*what
Shadow: o nothing princess *kisses her cheek*
Kenya: *blushes*

Shadow's pov
the glow was headed towards the heart of the forest
two miles ahead. i turned around to see that the Eggbots were still on my tail. so i did spin attack and all five fell to there death. i grinned, knowing that i couldn't be defeated.
all of a sudden i felt a warm breeze coming from the north east and a tinny after shock, except without the earthquake. i began to run at super sonic speed towards the heart of the forest. once i got to my destination, i saw a ship of some sort, in the shape of a crystal. and next to the ship there was something.... or someone. it seemed to be...... a... girl a hedgehog girl, just knocked out. i suppose she was the one manning the ship.
she had long beautiful light,golden-brown hair that was layed across the front of her torso. i shook her.
"hello? can you hear me?" i asked

AAAND CUT! once again out of time.please comment! i WILL answer you and your questions if you have any (; O.K I AM OUT!