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do you know any dirty jokes? if, so, what is it?
My fave:
Once upon a recent time, two parents got into a big fight, the women called the man a "bastard",and the man called the women a "bitch"
Their son walked in and said "What does 'bitch' and 'bastard' mean?" and his parents replied hastily told him it meant "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents came to an agreement and decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".
Their son walked in again and asked "What does 'titties' and 'dick' mean?" and the parents told him "hats and coats".
then on Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit!" he said, the kid came in ONCE AGAIN and asked "What's that mean??" and his dad said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut her finger, "Fuck!" she yelled. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean???" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
The door bell rang. The kid answered the door for his relatives and said "'K, you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey," leaving his very baffled relatives thinking about sex, yet again
Once upon a recent time, two parents got into a big fight, the women called the man a "bastard",and the man called the women a "bitch"
Their son walked in and said "What does 'bitch' and 'bastard' mean?" and his parents replied hastily told him it meant "ladies and gentlemen".
The next day the parents came to an agreement and decided to have sex, the women said "feel my titties" and the man said "feel my dick".
Their son walked in again and asked "What does 'titties' and 'dick' mean?" and the parents told him "hats and coats".
then on Thanksgiving the dad was shaving and he cut himself, "Shit!" he said, the kid came in ONCE AGAIN and asked "What's that mean??" and his dad said it was the brand shaving cream he was using.
Down stairs the mom was preparing the turkey, and she cut her finger, "Fuck!" she yelled. Once again the kid asked "What's that mean???" the mom said that is what she calls stuffing the turkey.
The door bell rang. The kid answered the door for his relatives and said "'K, you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey," leaving his very baffled relatives thinking about sex, yet again
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