Dear Ms. JK Rowling,
1.    How do you feel about Snape?
2.    How do you feel about parodies including Snape?
3.    How about when they call him “Snake?”
4.    What does Alan Rickman think of these things?
5.    Did you choose Alan Rickman because he has the exact same nose as Severus?
6.    Is this letter annoying you already?
7.    Does Snape’s hair remind you of a hard core rocker?
8.    Does Bellatrix think his hair is “absolutely...

link and I saw something similar at the link, and we just had to get a list together for Severus as well

1) Take Sirius to the vet to get him neutered.
2) Take Remus to the vet to get him neutered.
3) Hit Sirius with a newspaper on his nose and say “Bad dog!” just because you feel like it.
4) Introduce Dumbledore's leg to Sirius' new girlfriends as Sirius' ex.
5) Pretend to throw a frisby around Sirius...or Remus (it wastes a lot of their valuable time trying to retrieve a non existent object)
6) Stop with the conspiracy theories and telling everyone Cedric Diggory is “still walking around,...