8: Sickness
IT was having a great time, trampling through Mexico, killing more undead creatures, then up-wards through Arizona where they were much harder to find. Nevada was not much better so IT turned to California and had so much success there IT considered never leaving.
Until the master spoke to him again. “That’s enough.” IT looked up and growled, having just finished off two IT was craving more. “I need the girl. You must not lose her.” IT rolled IT’s eyes and grunted, sprinting off to show master how fast it could go. “I’m well aware of your talents-I created you. But now you must get the girl.” Why? IT wondered. “Do not question me. Just do as I say. Get the girl. Before it is too late.”
IT wanted to inquire what master meant by it being too late but decided IT did not want to chance getting reprimanded again so IT went on. While IT continued, IT again wondered what was so special about this one vampire? Why her? IT couldn’t comprehend it-then again maybe that’s the way master wanted it.
IT hoped that IT never ran out of vampires to kill for IT doubted that master kept IT for any other reason. Well, that and to bring the one vampire to him. IT sighed and continued on, coming in close on the state line to Oregon-IT did not expect to find many here as IT had already come and done IT’s damage.
IT caught a whiff of the vampire IT was searching for no sooner had IT crossed from Oregon into Washington State. IT smiled, the lips curving to reveal all the front teeth, each one three inches in length. Soon, IT would find her then IT would bring her to master and master would be most pleased.
IT was having a great time, trampling through Mexico, killing more undead creatures, then up-wards through Arizona where they were much harder to find. Nevada was not much better so IT turned to California and had so much success there IT considered never leaving.
Until the master spoke to him again. “That’s enough.” IT looked up and growled, having just finished off two IT was craving more. “I need the girl. You must not lose her.” IT rolled IT’s eyes and grunted, sprinting off to show master how fast it could go. “I’m well aware of your talents-I created you. But now you must get the girl.” Why? IT wondered. “Do not question me. Just do as I say. Get the girl. Before it is too late.”
IT wanted to inquire what master meant by it being too late but decided IT did not want to chance getting reprimanded again so IT went on. While IT continued, IT again wondered what was so special about this one vampire? Why her? IT couldn’t comprehend it-then again maybe that’s the way master wanted it.
IT hoped that IT never ran out of vampires to kill for IT doubted that master kept IT for any other reason. Well, that and to bring the one vampire to him. IT sighed and continued on, coming in close on the state line to Oregon-IT did not expect to find many here as IT had already come and done IT’s damage.
IT caught a whiff of the vampire IT was searching for no sooner had IT crossed from Oregon into Washington State. IT smiled, the lips curving to reveal all the front teeth, each one three inches in length. Soon, IT would find her then IT would bring her to master and master would be most pleased.
Well when I think about it, I think that is the reason. As a general rule you dont really come across people in life with such a personality like Rosalie's. I mean who has everything they could ever wish for and still be a total cow at the same time?
I think we all sorta get where Rosalie's coming from wanting to be human, live a normal life, grow old with the person you love. Who doesn't want that. That sure sounds like the best wish in the world for a vampire.
Rosalie's also a vampire with un-natural human abilities that we cant have. That's proabley why we love her to death!!!
10. Tell her that, because everyone thinks she and Jasper are twins, they should get together. When she asks why, say that Incest is in at the moment.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.
9. Call her “Ice Queen” behind her back and to her face.
8. Whenever she argues anything, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
7. Claim that being a human ain’t so great.
6. When she argues the above claim, respond with “Whatever, bimbo.”
5. Try to exorcise her and her evil ways.
4. Tell everyone that Edward didn’t go to Italy because Rosalie said Bella was dead – he went to Italy because he envisioned Rosalie’s ugly face.
3. Call her “Hoe-salie” at least once, to her face.
2. Remind her that Edward chose a pathetic human girl over her.
And the Number One way to annoy Rosalie Hale?
1. Steal her silver cell phone and change the ringtone to “Roxanne” by The Police. When she asks why the hell you did it, say that she reminds you of Roxanne.