Rigby

The next day Mordecai and Rigby patiently waited for Marlene to drop off Martha. Aside from the occaisonal twitch, Mordecai seemed mellow. "I hope she's changed since the last time I saw her." He said. They held a few staring contests, and at 3:00, Marlene's blue camry pulled in the driveway. "Hey, bro," She said, "sorry about such a short notice, but I got a weeks paid vacation and couldn't pass that up, could I?" She rushed out in one breath. "Here's my number in case you need me, Martha will behave, love you, bye, bro!" She said in a quick tone, hugged Mordecai, and sped off again, leaving...

Beep- Beep! Beep-Beep! Beep-Beep!
The sound of the clock cut into Ray Bat’s dreams like a needle. He tried to hit the snooze button without opening his eyes and only succeeded in knocking it on the floor, where it sat, still beeping.

“Ugh…” he got out of bed, picked the clock up and pushed the snooze button. Then he put it down and went downstairs. His roommate, Sam, came down a while later. Sam was a large eagle with an unhealthy obsession with chocolate. He looked up at the calendar. “I hate Tuesdays.” He muttered, getting some chocolate cake out of the fridge.
Ray looked up from...