"Hey Mordecai, guess what?" Rigby called. Mordecai was lying lazily on the couch, watching Dig Champs: The Movie. He sat up, turning around to see Rigby, and he knew exactly what he was about to say right before he strutted into the living room.
"You got a beard!" Mordecai exclaimed, standing straight up as Rigby stood with a perfect, brown goatee emitting from his chin. Rigby chuckled happily at the declaration.
"Yep! I am a man now!" Rigby exclaimed, raising his arms and flexing them as if he had muscles on the puny arm of his. Mordecai groaned. Rigby would never be a real man, He thought....
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