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jessy_an ROFL XD

Mariah_Faye LMFAO XDDD

x-Yumi-x3 Haha! xD

Miraaa lol so accurate xD

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20 Things That Tick Me Off

posted by deathding

Let's do this.

-When I go off to a restaurant/store and the lines are longer than the Amazon River

-When I'm hungry/thirsty but am too lazy to do anything about it

-Doing the same chores every day of the week

-Waking up when I'm REALLY tired

-40% of the current generation for being senseless jerks with little to no knowledge of courtesy or grammar

-When someone spoils a movie I wanted to see

-When I bite my tongue/lip

-Random black-outs that interrupt EVERYTHING

-When I go somewhere just to find out that it's been closed for an hour

-Being forced to go somewhere when I REALLY don't want to

-School Days, both the anime...

top ten worst endings

posted by Canada24

#10: LUCY:
I haven't actually seen this movie, but somebody told me how stupid the ending is.
Lucy reaches 100% of her cerebral capacity and disappears within the spacetime continuum, where she explains that everything is connected and existence is only proven through time. Only her clothes and the black supercomputer are left behind.
And she herself suddenly disappears into thin air.
leaving only a text, saying, "I AM EVERYWHERE!".
It's bad enough Hellsing Ultmate pulled that line..

#9: TWO AND A HALF MEN:
I love this show, but it become less and less popular after Charlie left. And the producers...

Krag's top ten disturbing events in history.

posted by Kragfan1910

I wanted to include some of my favorite disturbing events in history. This is only a brief overview of the events, I encourage you to go research them yourselves. I intentionally included a lot of the lesser known events in history.

0, Ant-walking alligator people of Hiroshima
I know this is an old article that probably no one goes to anymore, but I have something I need to take off my mind. I am a little hard to disturb when it comes to military history, but this... I've been struggling with it all morning. I'll just say this, don't look it up, don't look for the pictures, save yourself the...

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how to make a magic wand.

posted by chrystea

you will need an object(you can carry),a yellow or white candle and pure honey(essencial).
note:this spell can be casted any time,any day.
okay,step one;light the candle and hold it in your left hand.
step2;put a little honey in your mouth(don't swallow)get a pitch of honey on the object,hold the object in your right hand,close your eyes and chant"i call upon the the dark god of magick to protect me from all negative energies and forces that may come my way,may this be my magic wand to make my wish come true so mote it be.
open your eyes,put the wand in the candle fire, let it burn for a minute then after that use the honey to quench fire,BING BANG BOOM! it's done!have fun.

Nicola Peltz

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Most quotable movies I can think of

posted by Canada24

1: Step Brothers:
The comedic duo of Will Farrell And John C. Riely, take you on a ride as they protray two dimwits who still act like their 14..

2: Dumb and Dumber:
It's amazing to think Jeff Danials is usually a serious actor.
He and Carrey make a perfect pair.
As Jeff dose his best to match with Carrey's, almost childlike, slapstick comedy he became famish for.
Though. Sadly this series ALSO proves how WRONG it is, to have different actors, it only succeeds in "ruining everything"..

3: Anchorman:
Will and Carol are both at their prime in this movie.
And you often find yourself repeating EVERY line...

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Random Club in the Hunger Games! #3

posted by wantadog

Hello Hello Hello. I see we're back for the third time to play out one of these delightful little games. As you have no doubt figured out, I am not Riku114. I suppose you can call me....Monty. Now let's get to it. May the favors be forever in your odds....uh....whatever.

BLOODBATH!
As the tributes stand on their podiums, the horn sounds.

Egyptprincess rips a mace out of Springely's hands.

IAMYOURENEMY, Blackpanther, and Hplover work together to get as many supplies as possible.

Dreamtime runs away from the Cornucopia.

Kaboomgirl runs away from the Cornucopia.

Elsafrost runs away from the Cornucopia....

This is XD

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Megara - Screencaps

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Megara - Screencaps

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EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY! Plague Knight V.S. Treasure Knight! (Fan-Made)

posted by deathding

(From Shovel Knight)

EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYY!!!!!!!!!! PLAGUE KNIGHT..... V.S! TREASURE KNIIIIIIIGHT!

BEGIN!

Plague Knight: Explosions and toxin, boom hehehe!
I'm about to kick your ass, as you can see
I make potions and poison, and I spread the plague
You can't touch this b**ch, turn now and walk away

I live in solitude, my soul dismantled
Your something I'd find on the discovery channel
I don't have much armor, but I'm faster than you, big chest!
And I take special hits so well, it's like I'm wearing an assault vest!

Treasure Knight: Who the hell sent me this pathetic blob?
You should...

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Cipto Junaedy

posted by dayoo

Well, kami tidak akan berpanjang lebar berkata-kata yang tiada bermakna. Kita langsung saja ke inti pembicaraan kita pada pagi ini yakni berbicara tentang Bapak link dan strategi jitu yang diperkenalkan oleh beliau yaitu cara jitu untuk membeli banyak roperti tanpa harus keluar uang banyak, tanpa harus menggunakan uang anda sendiri dan tanpa harus berhutang kesana kemari yang ujung-ujungnya bisa dikejar-kejar hutang disepanjang hidup anda. Bagaimana caranya? Apakah ini benar atau justru sebuah gurauan belaka? Mungkin ada banyak pertanyaan yang menumpuk di isi kepala anda. Memang tidak heran...

tose proeski

posted by macedoialveu

Tose Proeski was born in Prilep[3] and grew up in Kruševo[3] as the son of an Aromanian family.[4][5] After his musical talent was discovered at the age of 12, he was chosen to perform at the popular children's song festival Zlatno Slavejče (eng.: Golden Nightingale) in Skopje, performing the song "Јаs i mојоt dеdо" in Aromanian language.[6][7][8] This was his first public music performance; however, his successful career began in 1996 when he participated in the teenage music festival Melfest in Prilep.

Following this public exposure, he was awarded for his strong vocal capabilities....

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Blondlionezel Reviews: Big Hero 6

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: THERE WILL BE SPOILERS AND MANLY TEARS SHED IN THIS REVIEW!

This movie is a masterpiece. It's a million country miles better than Frozen, The Lion King, Beauty and the Beast, and a lot others. It's a breath of a fresh air.

The story starts with Hiro Hamada and his big brother Tadashi. Hiro decides to join Tadashi's college, with Tadashi's friends GoGo Tamago, Wasabi no Ginger, Fred, and Honey Lemon. Hiro enters a contest for entry, and he invents these awesome nanobots.

Then, on the night before Hrio goes to college, Tadashi dies by sacrificing himself to save a professor named Callaghan....

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Some random story I made.

posted by deathding

Hours, turn into days.

Light, into darkness...

Hope, becomes insanity....

The shadow then smiled at me....Staring into my face with those evil soulless eyes, it was truly a terrifying sight.

Blood slowly began to run down his neck, and lucky for me I managed to bring out my Shadow Katana quick enough to land a hit on him.

It's too bad it did nothing....My blade did absolutely nothing, as the shadow attempted to stab into my heart with a giant legendary sword....

It was him, Sabres.

The darkest most evil sword to ever be created in all of the universe's history. It was made by a god that lived in...

All About That Bass Parody (Noob Procrastination)

posted by purrloinedlove

Yeah you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)

Yeah it's pretty clear I ain't no kung fu (master)
I come here pretty often, I come often
Like I shouldn't do
For many reasons
Typing junk in various places

I see Internet legends
We view it and we gasp
Come on now I'm not that good
Hawaiian kindness isn't the same as genius
And every character I'm typing from the bottom to the top
This just isn't my thing
(Can somebody get a mop?)

I have writer's block and I need a little help
Separating the wheat from the chaff
And now somebody can (sure anyone can)
Bite my fhiny metal aff

'Cuz you know
*I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
I have procrastinate
Procrastinated
Lots of trouble
(da capo from asterisk)
Oh yeah yeah yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

My Oceania countries hetalia

posted by Danndy

Tuvalu
Age - 18
Gender - female
Friends - Palau, Fiji, Nauru (me), Marshall Islands
Personality - bossy
Her random symbol - †

Palau
Age - 19
Gender - Female
Friends - Tuvalu, Australia NZ, Nauru (sister)
Personality - nice
Her random symbol - ♦

Nauru (me)
Age - 30's
Gender - Female
Friends - EVERYONE!!
Personality - creepy
Her Random Symbol - ♣

NZ
Age - secret
Gender - male
Friends - Australia, Kiribati (younger sister), Cook Islands
Personality - VERY NICE
His random Symbol - ‡

Tonga (Tonga66, the only user I know more than you all because she is my sister)
Age - 24
Gender - female
Friends - EVRYONE
Personality - SUPER FRIENDLY
Her random sister - ♥

I KNOW I LEFT SOME BUT DONT GET MAD AT ME, AND NO IM NOT ADDING ANYMORE COUNTRIES
Bye

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10 Anti Jokes

posted by -SkySplitter-

Disclaimer: I didn't make any of these. Credit goes to their original creators.

1. Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car?

A. Get in the car

2. A visibly exhausted and distressed man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink.

"Long day?" the bartender asks.

"No, all days are 24 hours long" the man replies, amazed at how uneducated the bartender is.

3. Q. What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common?

A. They both live underground. Apart from the Eagle.

4. A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says, "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't say anything because its a duck.

5. Q. What...

song parody article contest

posted by nikkibellafan02

Hey everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that bass by Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a fan club about u and make the article their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then by all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Halloween eve. Or U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and top me.

All About Bass SPOOF contest

posted by TheNyackers

Hey everyone we have a new contest

Here's how it goes you all know that sing All About Bass we'll we are doing a contest about that

Who ever creates the best All About Bass spoof or parody article will get to decide what our next article should be about and we will make a fan club about you

Here are the rules

You must make fake lyrics of the song it can't be a rip off it has to be original and you can't use your article to diss or make fun of a fanpoper cause that leaves us no choice but to report you than we don't want to have to do that

You also can't copy our articles

But feel free to share...