1.skip randomly
2.pretend you have a random obsession of llamas and tell everybody about it and talk only about llamas for the next few days and buy all sorts of llama related stuff then one day dont say anything about llamas and when ppl ask why say "when was i obsessed with llamas?theyre ugly!but i loooovee hippos!"repeat the process several more times
3.after anybody says something say "thats what she said"
4.in a movie theater put your feet up on the chair in front of you so no one sits there
5.in a movie theater if someone sits down say "that seats reserved" even if it isnt
6.laugh during sad...
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