Random Fail

One their was a goat named Jeff. He was born in the 1930's, the good ol' days. Once he was out for a sunday stroll and he stumbled apon an acorn. It was a bit odd looking, he couldn't but his finger on what it was with this acorn. He touched it and POOF! It turned into a space aged looking glass cube. It was perfectly square and clear, but it had a blue-ish tinge to it that made it visible. He took it back to his cottage and put it on the kitchen table. He made himself some cheese and biscuits and sat himself down next to the cube. He read his 'goats weekly' and enjoyed his cheese and crackers,...

I sat, my foot tapping against the floor. My green gaze was stuck to the clock as it ticked on. "come on! Come on!!" I muttered. I hated waiting, I was so impatient. I was the one who was always stubborn in my family. Sitting back in my chair, I looked around. Some kids were reading, boring. A few kids were twiddling with their pencils, and the rest were starring at the ceiling, the wall, or the clock. I looked at my desk, obviously worn from over the years, there were pencil markings in it. One red: "Hey Andrea, did u know that Alex likes Amanda?!". This was from many years ago. How could...

Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout
Would not take the garbage out!
She'd scour the pots and scrape the pans,
Candy the yams and spice the hams,
And though her daddy would scream and shout,
She simply would not take the garbage out.
And so it piled up to the ceilings:
Coffee grounds, potato peelings,
Brown bananas, rotten peas,
Chunks of sour cottage cheese.
It filled the can, it covered the floor,
It cracked the window and blocked the door
With bacon rinds and chicken bones,
Drippy ends of ice cream cones,
Prune pits, peach pits, orange peel,
Gloppy glumps of cold oatmeal,
Pizza crusts and withered...

'It's not the trouble in life that make you who you are.It's the way you deal with them'

'There's no bigger war than the war for love.And there's no more disastrous love than the love for war'

'If I'd pick friends who had never made any mistakes,I couldn't even be friends with myself'

'Greatness is like love;if you're destined for it,you'll find it'

'You can only use what you have and if you have nothing,you can't use it'(talking about braincells)

'Some people need to buy expensive clothes to compensate their empty content'

'If people could actually melt,I'd be a puddle of water by now'

'I don't attack...

When you woke up you were on a soft bed and surrounded by pillows.You were shaking though even though a huge warm blanket was covering you,you were really cold.Your stomach growled and you started crying how long were you asleep? you were starving, cold and could barely move.You decided to try to get out of the room.You got out of bed and carefully shakily took a step forward holding onto the bed for help 'what did he do to me' you thought tears falling down your face your body hurt with every movement.You got to the door and opened it and held onto the wall.You tried to take another step but...

I was bored so I decided to make some lyrics I would possibly sing :}}
Oh and i feel very sad now so everything I wrote here is kinda similar to what I feel right now :S


Remember our sad story?
I waited for you.
It wasn't until long after
that I learned your heart was
somewhere else.

Can't I see you?
Can't I love you?
Don't forget our sad love story.
I am always with you
whenever you feel sad.




and to end of some very nice Love quotes:

"A kiss is a lovely trick, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous."

"Make me immortal with a kiss."

"You come to love not by finding the...