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"How to Google something"

You already are, dumbass.

"Best Halloween costume ever made from beer cans"

There's recycling, then there's recycling.

"Which smells worse, dog, cat or human urine?"

Does it REALLY even matter?

"Where do lost socks go when they go missing?"

To heaven, where all the fallen remain to stay happy for the rest of their afterlives.

Who cares.

"What kind of pigs eat people?"

I ALWAYS KNEW THOSE PIGS WERE UP TO SOMETHING.

"How long does it take to drown an ant?"

A better question would be why do you care.

"What do dead rats smell like?"

Chicken?

"Can cow saliva cure baldness?"

Some questions...

~ being able to affirm others for who they are and not for what they can do or what they can give.
~ being able to love simply, so that others may simply live.
~ not excluding but including, for the good of all.
~ calling forth the other to see his/her mistakes.
~ being of service to others.
~ the art of giving.
~ not really blind. You need eyes to see the other as other, to see the goodness and value of another person. Antoine de Saint-Exupery said, "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye."
~ not possessive or dominating. Love says "I want you...