Dear Fanpop,
There seems to be a dimensional disturbence in my appartment, because the last two days I have dropped 3 peanuts, and when I bent down to pick them up, they where gone! Even the one I dropped in the middle of the white rug!
I, for one, think that they have fallen into a vortex. They might still be in this dimension, so if anyone finds 3 misplaced peanuts:
Contact me right away.

...And yes, I am being serious!