1) Look at see through glass and when someone is on the other side shout "OH MY GOD, I'M HIDEOUS!"
2) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!
13) Dress up as a duck and throw bread at people and say,"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
2) Call someone to tell them you can't talk right now.
3) Point at someone and shout "You're one of them!" Run and pretend to trip. Crawl away slowly.
4) Buy a donut and complain that there's a hole in it.
5) Put Mayonnaise in a bowl, freeze it, and tell your friend it's ice cream.
6) Put up a "Lost Dog" poster with a picture of a cat on it.
7) Walk up to someone, hand them a potato, look them in the eyes and deadpan 'with great power, comes great responsibility.' Walk away.
8) In a public toilet, pass a note under the door next to you saying, "They're onto us. We need to go."
9) Bring a desk on an elevator. When people try to get on ask if they have an appointment.
10) When someone asks you if you know what time it is, say yes and walk away.
11) Call Pizza Hut and ask for the phone number to Domino's.
12) Order a pizza 5 minutes before New Years, and when it comes, yell, "I ORDERED THIS THING A YEAR AGO!
13) Dress up as a duck and throw bread at people and say,"HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!! HUH?!!!!
14) Go to a pet shop, point at an employee, and shout "I WANT THAT ONE MOMMY!!!"
15) Go to an electronic store with a banana and say that you want to upgrade to an apple.
16) In an elevator with a lot of people say I bet you are wondering why I have gathered you here today.
17) When someone says, "grab a seat" literally grab a chair and walk out of the room.
18) Hide in a clothing rack in Walmart, and when somebody goes by yell "PICK ME! PICK ME!"
19) Bring a big chair into the elevator facing away from the door and when someone walks in, dramatically turn and say 'we've been expecting you.'
20) Walk up to a random person and say, "Wow! You've changed, I still have your picture from five years ago." And hold up a picture of potato.
Materials:
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, or pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum more gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min or completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting more till you reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Petroleum Jelly
Eyeshadow,body shimmer, or pigments (for color)
small discardable and microwavable bowl
Discardable stirrer
lipgloss container with lids
Procedure:
1.Scoop some petroleum in the small bowl (more petroleum more gloss!)
2.Microwave for 5 min or completely melted
3.Take out the petroleum and mix in the eyeshadow keep on putting more till you reach your desired shade.
4.Mix well. Then pour in your mixture into the lipgloss container. Put in the freewer for 15-30 minutes.
Enjoy!!
Tip:to make flavored lip gloss add kool-aid instead (will stain lips).
Okay, so I was sitting on the couch last night watching some rubbish television show and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my rainbow colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I love you soooooo much' and so I was like 'I love you more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting you a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting you one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten minutes later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.
THE END
THE END
A little motavational poem I found link. Enjoy. ;P
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
At age 4, success is...not peeing in your pants.
___At age 12, success is...having friends.
____At age 16, success is...having a driver's license.
_______At age 20, success is...having sex.
________At age 35, success is...having money.
________At age 50, success is...having money.
_______At age 60, success is...having sex.
_____At age 70, success is...having a driver's license.
___At age 75, success is...having friends.
At age 90, success is...not peeing in your pants.
The European Union recently expanded to include a total of 25 member states. Some people are concerned,however,that problems will arise with anemployment,and that high influx of immigrants from the former Eastern block countries will cause difficulties for the the other member states. What are the positive and negative consequences of including former Eastern block countries in the EU? Which do you think are greater,the advantages or disadvantages,for the newly expanded,25-member EU?
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
^^PLEASE someone help me :'(
THE BOYFRIEND GUIDE
1) She walks away from you mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes you or hits you *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to you first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes you *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets you wear his clothing *he likes you in his stuff*
7) If you are tired of waiting for him to make the first move *make it yourself*
1) She walks away from you mad *follow her*
2) She stares at your lips *kiss her*
3) When she pushes you or hits you *grab her and don't let go*
4) When she brushes your hand *grab hers*
5) If she's cold *give her your jacket...or hold her*
6) If she don't talk to you first *go talk to her*
7) When she goes to her friends house *prank call her*
THE GIRLFRIEND GUIDE
1) If he pokes you *get closer*
2) If he want's a guys night out *don't complain*
3) If he doesn't text back *don't jump to conclusions*
4) If he doesn't say anything *don't think he doesn't care*
5) If he's ticklish *he's a keeper*
6) If he lets you wear his clothing *he likes you in his stuff*
7) If you are tired of waiting for him to make the first move *make it yourself*
So, it's been five years since you passed. I wanted to take a few minutes to remind people of how wonderful you were and how much you impacted my life. Honestly, even now, I miss talking to you. I miss your love props on my wall and I miss just being able to talk to someone and being to say the things that I can't to anyone else.
Do you remember when you told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that you calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had more time to be friends and hang out together. I really do. You were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to you and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank you so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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Do you remember when you told me I was ten feet tall and bulletproof? It was almost amusing, but I remember just being pissed off at pumpkinqueen and wanting to throttle her. I also remember that you calmed me down and I took a step back and decided not to say anything too stupid.
I wish we'd had more time to be friends and hang out together. I really do. You were a wonderful and kind person, with plenty of smarts. And I appreciated every moment of being able to talk to you and have someone I could rely on when I needed it.
Thank you so much.
R.I.P BLW.
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I noticed some very sad things if you replay the first Red Dead after the prequel..
1: Jack's bitter line "teach me and your just run away again or something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole year when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill or capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man by this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If you have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..
1: Jack's bitter line "teach me and your just run away again or something" is now sadder when the prequel reveals John ran off for a whole year when Jack was really little. Jack's clearly still angry.
2: Dutch.. He's some kinda Empty Shell of the man we once knew. The man he and Hosea raised from childhood is now out to kill or capture him. And he clearly hasn't gotten better, mentally. He is now just another crazed enemy.
3: Uncle's death.. Despite having taken a level in jerkass, we feel like we know the man by this point. It's like meeting up with an friend... And than watching them get murdered.
4: If you have Jack kill Ross, bascally Arthur and John died in vein.. But sadly this is probably the true ending..
5: Seeing Bill and Javier can be rough now..