1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your collar and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"
2) When you get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.
3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when you reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.
4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.
5) Walk up and down the fresh produce aisle in the supermarket and lecture the vegetables loudly on how to obtain world domination. Whenever a shopper comes close, fall silent and glare at them, and say to the produce, "We'll continue this later."
6) Follow strangers around the department store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
7) Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.
8) When there are about 6 people in the elevator, start jumping up and down singing "Sweet Alabama".
9) When you get onto the elevator, stare at particular people with binoculars, and inform them that they have very nice ears.
10) Stare at other people on the escalator and laugh hysterically.
If you get in trouble, tell people you are doing an experiment on human reactions and how this affects social interaction. The bigger words you use, the least likely people will be to question you further.
2) When you get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.
3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when you reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.
4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a spatula and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away.
5) Walk up and down the fresh produce aisle in the supermarket and lecture the vegetables loudly on how to obtain world domination. Whenever a shopper comes close, fall silent and glare at them, and say to the produce, "We'll continue this later."
6) Follow strangers around the department store and spray everything they touch with disinfectant.
7) Follow strangers around the department store and laugh hysterically every time they touch anything.
8) When there are about 6 people in the elevator, start jumping up and down singing "Sweet Alabama".
9) When you get onto the elevator, stare at particular people with binoculars, and inform them that they have very nice ears.
10) Stare at other people on the escalator and laugh hysterically.
If you get in trouble, tell people you are doing an experiment on human reactions and how this affects social interaction. The bigger words you use, the least likely people will be to question you further.
Ask who died every twenty minutes
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of you then look away when they turn around
Say you have a sixth since where you can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and you should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint
Make farting noises and yell "SORRY!"
Yell "Someone, call a doctor! This man is dyeing!"
Read this and say "I should totally do some of these things!"
Say your sorry about her "Accident" then laugh an evil laugh
Tap the person in front of you then look away when they turn around
Say you have a sixth since where you can see dead people
Push the nearest person down and yell "I FOUND THE MURDERER!"
Tell someone that the funiral was fun and you should do it again sometime
If they play a song, yell "IS THIS JUSTIN BIEBER?! CHANGE THE TRACK!"
Mock the person and say "Look at me! Im (So-and-so)! Im dead and stuff!
Scream "AH! DEAD PERSON!" and faint