RULES AND TIPS OF THE RANDOM SPOT
by Me_Iz_Here
• You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
• You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. You don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
• You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
• If you troll, you die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But you WILL get yelled at for trolling.
• You must know the difference between spam and invasions. Invasions are when a bunch of people of the same fandom make everything in the Random spot suddenly related to it. Spam is just one or two people.
• Some people appreciate grammar and spelling, but it's not necessary and you can do whatever you want AS LONG AS IT ISN'T OUT OF HAND. And don't correct everyone's spelling/grammar, even if you're a self-proclaimed "grammar nazi." It's just damn rude.
• No stupid questions.
• Don’t say My Little Pony is stupid.
• If you see a joke you don't get, don't pretend that you do. It can get really annoying. Also, no pretending you're in a fandom. That is just stupid and you should know that without me telling you.
• No acting like a noob.
• If you kill the caps lock, or shift, YOU are the one planning its millionth funeral. Don’t forget that.
• Be respectful. Please.
• Don’t tell people not to do stuff. They will do it. I learned this the hard way. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
• Don’t make fun of people’s opinions. Unless they’re trolls.
• Profanity is obviously allowed, bitch.
• There are some disturbing things here. You’ll get used to them.
• Fangirling is allowed.
• Try not to ask serious questions.
• Try not to be annoying.
• No fan whoring
• No attention whoring
• No prop whoring
• No club whoring
• Really just no whoring of any kind
• Don't ask for pictures of people. Unless you're ready for extreme sarcasm.
• NO SPAM. NOOO SPAAAAMMMMM.
• No bashing other peoples' opinions unless it's a troll.
• No one is too obsessed with anything.
• JUST because it's called the Random Spot and the motto says post anything you want, DOESN'T mean post absolutely ANYTHING. There are certain restrictions. Don't be annoying.
And that’s about it.
Note: I apologize to anyone I’ve offended by writing this. It was for fun, even though most of these rules are real. Unspoken, but real.
by Me_Iz_Here
• You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
• You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. You don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
• You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
• If you troll, you die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But you WILL get yelled at for trolling.
• You must know the difference between spam and invasions. Invasions are when a bunch of people of the same fandom make everything in the Random spot suddenly related to it. Spam is just one or two people.
• Some people appreciate grammar and spelling, but it's not necessary and you can do whatever you want AS LONG AS IT ISN'T OUT OF HAND. And don't correct everyone's spelling/grammar, even if you're a self-proclaimed "grammar nazi." It's just damn rude.
• No stupid questions.
• Don’t say My Little Pony is stupid.
• If you see a joke you don't get, don't pretend that you do. It can get really annoying. Also, no pretending you're in a fandom. That is just stupid and you should know that without me telling you.
• No acting like a noob.
• If you kill the caps lock, or shift, YOU are the one planning its millionth funeral. Don’t forget that.
• Be respectful. Please.
• Don’t tell people not to do stuff. They will do it. I learned this the hard way. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.
• Don’t make fun of people’s opinions. Unless they’re trolls.
• Profanity is obviously allowed, bitch.
• There are some disturbing things here. You’ll get used to them.
• Fangirling is allowed.
• Try not to ask serious questions.
• Try not to be annoying.
• No fan whoring
• No attention whoring
• No prop whoring
• No club whoring
• Really just no whoring of any kind
• Don't ask for pictures of people. Unless you're ready for extreme sarcasm.
• NO SPAM. NOOO SPAAAAMMMMM.
• No bashing other peoples' opinions unless it's a troll.
• No one is too obsessed with anything.
• JUST because it's called the Random Spot and the motto says post anything you want, DOESN'T mean post absolutely ANYTHING. There are certain restrictions. Don't be annoying.
And that’s about it.
Note: I apologize to anyone I’ve offended by writing this. It was for fun, even though most of these rules are real. Unspoken, but real.
--I really don't like this restaurant that much, but I wanted to use this 2-for-1 coupon before it expired.
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
--I used to come here all the time with my ex.
--I never said you NEED a nose job. I just said it wouldn't hurt to consider it.
--Could you excuse me? My cat gets lonely if he doesn't hear my voice on the answering machine every hour.
---I really feel that I've grown in the past few years. Used to be I wouldn't have given someone like you a second look.
--And I won that trophy in the inter-fraternity belching contest.
--It's been tough, but I've come to accept that most people I date just won't be as smart as I am.
lol
Dear President Obama;
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered by our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 seconds (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call you forth.
Hoping you are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
Hello. I am speaking on behalf of the Solicitous And Rude Citizens Asininely Seeking Metamorphosis. We here at SARCASM have but two humble goals: coming up with a new acronym that makes actual sense, and to cure the affliction that has been persistent in killing off millions of people since the dawn of time, or, unless we are mistaken, the late 60’s—death. According to the statistics gathered by our diligent team of sea turtles, 98.54 people are diagnosed with death every 2 seconds (if we had one apple, and one of our sea turtles found three others, this is how many apples we would have.) We ask a simple favor from the depths of your all knowing wisdom and possibly robotic chest. Mr. President, with the help of the laser that we believe to be stored within your chest, we could save millions. As one Bob the Builder once said, “Yes we can.” Mr. Obama, we call you forth.
Hoping you are well,
SARCASM
Please sign your name below.
1.Einstein was four years old before he could speak.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's music teacher once said of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a month and dropped out forever.
2.Issac Newton did poorly in grade school.
3.Beethoven's music teacher once said of him,"As a composer,he is hopeless."
4.When Thomas Edison was a boy his teacher told him he was too stupid to learn anything.
5.Michael Jordan was cut from his high school basketball team.Boston Celtics Hall of Famers Bob Cousy and Bill Russel suffered the same fate.
5.A newspaper editor fired Walt Disney because he had no good ideas.
6.Winston Churchill failed the sixth grade.
7.Steven Spielberg dropped out of high school in his sophomore year. He was persuaded to come back and placed in a learning disabled class. He lasted a month and dropped out forever.
There are immortal stories on lovers and immortal quotes on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, love has never failed but only the lovers have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
