Post a funny saying or quote from anywhere you know.

Usilius kom tungzen wula kinae keno zen. Briyen ze saiyo cicora kei new. ~My imaginary friend.
Roughly translated: When people don't exercise, they turn into cat pee.
.....Its a cultural thing. I found it funny lol.

Cupcakes and candies and pies oh my!-Pinkie pie

(From Jessie)
"You're not allowed to have a giant, cold-blooded reptile living in the building!"
"Why not? You live here."

A funny quote from House MD

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