What's the stupidest thing someone has ever told/asked you? And what did you answer?

Penis size? Ans: Large enough to satisfy..

when someone online asked me how rich I was. Answer:........

They asked me if the place grew CHEESE. You don't grow cheese.

well yeah just today this guy in my class was like ''Aren't you too much smart?'' & he asked me cuz he tried to make fun of me so I was like

''Well sorry I grow up with life & hurtful experiences not with a fake dick'' =.=

Question: Do you like justin bieber?
Answer: NOOOOO

My bff is kinda stupid....question: Wait if the guy is on top how does it bend that way? Me: ..... *shows her a picture from a sex education book*

Q: Hey, what year was the War of 1812 in again?
A: Dude... *facepalm*

Someone asked me if I could fuck them. (on fanpop)

My answer: -_- Why don't you go and fuck yourself.

Q: how much for a dollar juice

A: really dude... Really

Too many to count, Trust me, Alot of people have asked me real stupid shit before. I will just list a few things.


1st one

random user: Can we do a roleplay where i am puss in boots and you are donkey and we have a fart contest?
me: *Doesn't reply & posts in fanpop fail*


2nd one

random user: HI R U BI
Me: *Doesn't reply & posts in fanpop fail*



3rd one

random user: have you seen TMNT 2007?
Me: Yeah, It's one of my fave movies, Why?
random user: do any of the turtles or master splinter fart or burp?
Me: *Doesn't reply back & yet again posts in fanpop fail*


Trust me, Don't ask anything else. I have gotten lots of stupid shit like that over the time i have been on here.

I Was With One Of My New Friends(When We First Met).....
Q:Are You Tall???

A:...........

Question: If you are a bisexual girl, doesn't that make you lesbian?

Answer: *Face palm*

(when i'm crying)
=_= my friend askes me ....ARE YOU CRYING?????????!
me:::::::moo i'm LAUGHING :P lool

Dan--Why did that half-naked woman just climb into my grand Theft Auto game? She took my money!

Me--She's a hooker, Dumbnut.