WHat will you do if you found a talking apple?

Yell "KNIFE!"

i'd scrame and cry to my mommy!! lol or i'll just eat it.

Duhh,I would do this:

Simply just eat it

Talk to it for a little while....then I'd eat it

Give it a slow, painful death...What?! *innocent look*

Become Friends, then when it wasn't looking i would make it into apple pie!!!!! >:D

Call Mrs. The MOST Annoying Orange of All The Oranges ever =.=

I have 4 choices:

1. Throw it to the garbage bin, 'cause if it ever says anything rude, then we all know it is one rotten apple.

2. Leave it lying all exposed on the soil. Since it cannot walk, I'll let tiny worms feed on it. They need it more than I do.

3. Talk to it and then maybe give it to my neighbor who loves making apple pies.

4. I'll eat it, 'cause I know there is no such thing as a talking apple.