You're my everything. Forever. <3
"No one will ever steal my heart away from Ralph."
"Mom: Do you think your best friend in the future will hate Ralph? Me: Why would he hate himself?"
"Ralph is rain in the desert, snow in the middle of July and a rainbow after a tornado. Other words, he's one of a kind, original. No one's like him."
"I know guys want to be like Ralph. If they disagree, they're lying."
"Ralph's such a mess with a good attitude."
"I love the way Ralph still stops to sign autographs and take pictures with fans even when he's busy."
"If I ever went somewhere in New York or somewhere in California and see Ralph, there'd be more fans along with me. He'd be signing autographs and taking pictures with them. I'd be standing there watching him walk away while those fans scream about how they received autographs and pictures with him. Looking down at the ground, I'd walk away crying all the way home because I wasn't noticed by him. He still wouldn't know I exist. I'd be stuck in my room forever."
"Ralph should be on every TV show and movie. It'd make them so much better."
"I have Obsessive Ralph Macchio Disorder, and I don't want a cure."
"I wish Ralph was a singer. He would make an album, and I'd be the first one to buy it. I'd place the CD in my radio at the beginning of the night. Press play and let his beautiful voice sing me to sleep."
"My favorite movie of Ralph is The Last P.O.W: The Bobby Garwood Story."
"Whoever thinks they're Ralph's biggest fan are idiots. I'm his biggest fan and even God knows so."
"Some person said that I treat Ralph like he's a god. I might love Ralph to death. But I am sane enough to know he's not a god. He's a human being."
"Seems like I'm the only one who thinks Ralph's just as amazing now as he was in the '80s. I mean, I haven't met one person like me."
"Ralph might be a human, but he's a perfect one."
"If I was insane, I would name my son Ralph."
"Ralph, you are my angel." <3
