What do you think Officer X's real name is? You know, the one that his momma said is classified.

I have ten theories:
1. He has an embarrassingly sissy name.
2. His name can rip a whole in the time-space continuum b/c it contains a secret mathematical formula in it that has the code for destruction of everything in the known universe.
3. His parents couldn't think up a real name for him.
4. His parents were illiterate at the time of his birth and just put an "X" where his name would have been, then pretended it was his nickname when it was really his name, but they were too ashamed to admit it.
5. His Mom forgot his name.
6. He was named after his Dad, who left the family, and so his mom didn't want him to end up a loser like his dad so classified the name...(that didn't work out too well did it?)
7. His mom was a super-secret spy for the government,if anyone knew who his mom was, he could be a liability and be in serious danger. So the government classified his name, and his mom just told him he was X.
8. He was a kid-agent but after discovering hidden corruption within the agency his memory was erased, and his mom was not allowed to even reveal his name, in fear that he might remember and seek to expose the hidden organization and it's wicked ways.
9. He was named after somebodies dog, but then the dog died and his Mom decided that she didn't want her son named after a dead dog.
10.His mom decided that "X" was a cooler name than his actual name and started calling him that.
There. My ten theories. Some make sense, most are nonsense, and some are a bit of both.

maybe he's really Charles Xavier in another form and with amnesia hunted down by Magneto and if he finds out who he really is, Magneto would find out, too

I think his mom was an agent, so she changed his name to X for protective purposes just like JediPenguin... I always imagine his name as Clarence or Quincy XD

I missed the ep, so did his mom say it was classified, or did he say his mom said it was classified? If it was the latter then #1 of JediPenguin's. If it's the former, then #1, 3, 4, or 5. I always saw his name as being Clara or Betsy or something. XD

... Maybe HE forgot his own name. :P

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