patrisha727 Club
Join
Fanpop
New Post
Explore Fanpop
Thanks the suggestion of Emmett4ever and I_Love_Cullen, we'll make this story the genre of romance/comedy. Do you like that? I hope so! ^_^

I stared at Angela and back to Lauren.
"What's the history between you two?" I asked them.
"Well, Angela is known as the geek of the school." Lauren explained.
"Well, Lauren is known as the brat and the person who uses way too much makeup." Angela glowered.
They glowered at each other for a few more minutes and I groaned.
"If you guys want to fight, fight once we land. There are too many witnesses around!" I whispered urgently.

But then Lauren sprayed something at Angela's face.... soda?
Angela walked away in disgust.
I got out of my seat, and walked towards Lauren.
"What the hell was that for?!?!" I yelled at her.
"I thought Angela should know how cold soda should feel on her face." Lauren sneered.
Then my anger shot up.
"Well, I wonder how you know how it feels..." I said, while grabbing my water bottle and poured water of her hair, causing her to get her hair complete wet, all of her makeup, including her mascarra to run.

Then Lauren glared at me, as if she was about to attack.
"You didn't." she growled.
I grinned an evil smile.
"Too bad I did."
Then Lauren ran to the bathroom crying.
I had to laugh, Angela's right, she does wear too much makeup.
I saw Angela coming towards me, with an evil grin, just like me.
"I think you were too soft on her. Soda is a lot worse than water." Angela said.
I laughed.
"But it seemed to cause her a lot of misery." I said.
"She's such a cry baby. I thought I would never see her again after we graduated high-school. I guess I was wrong. If I were you, stay as far away from her as possible." Angela sighed.

"Don't worry about that, I would never want to hang out with her." I told her.
She smiled.
Then I turned around and saw that Lauren didn't come out of the bathroom yet.
"Do you have any idea how long she would be in there?" I asked her.
"Hmm... I think she would be in there for awhile. It could take hours to clean up all of that make-up." she said.

Then suddenly Lauren came out of the bathroom, but her face was still dripping with colored makeup, eyeliners, mascarra, eye shadow, and her hair was still wet.
"Excuse me! I need my make-up bag!" she yelled at Angela.
I found her make-up bag in her bag, but I had an idea for another revenge for pouring soda on Angela.
"You mean this?" I asked innocently and dangled the bag in my hand.
"GIVE IT TO ME!" Lauren commanded.
"Nah, I have a better place for it." I told her. I took the bag, and opened the zipper and dropped all of Lauren makeup into the garbage.
"Opps." I said.
Lauren's eyes were wide in horror, and she ran passed me and looked into the garbage.

She whined.
"It's all covered with gross leftovers..."
Then she glared at me.
"Once we get to Alaska, you BETTER buy me new makeups." she hissed.
"Not my problem, it's yours. For your information, some people look better without make-up." I told her.
"That's the keyword, some. I look horrible without makeup." she complained.
"Really? Show me." Angela challenged.
Lauren went back to the bathroom, cleaning all of her makeup, and she came back out, expossing her natural look.


HA! HA! HA! I really enjoyed writing this! But when I said romance/comedy, I really meant it. The romance part will come soon! Stay tuned! ^_^
posted by patrisha727
Sorry! I forgot to post the last confessions. I was busy writting my story! I don't own these, these are just for people's enjoyments. ^_^

Breaking Dawn Confessions

#1
No Charlie, Bella's not pregnant with Edward's baby, I am.

#2
I'm in Edward's happy (pretend the word happy is crossed out) naughty place.

#3
Forget Jacob, I want Seth to be my puppy.

#4
I told my parents I was going to marry Edward, my fictional vampire boyfriend.

#5
Jacob's not missing, I keep him locked up in my basement.

#6
Read the first chapter? Yeah... I died and went to Heaven but I came back because Edward wasn't there.

#7
I tried...
continue reading...
Staying at home today. A little sick. Oh, well. I still can write. Hehehehehe...... ^_^

Bella's POV

It has been passed 2 hours since Edward left. Sigh. To try not to make this harder than it needs to be. I mostly minded my own business. But if Aro or Royce come, I follow their lead. But I hated to do it. When I look myself in the mirror. I really looked like a vampire. I got my Blood-red eyes back for drinking human blood, which I regretted to do. I looked paler than usual. Not even sure why. Then I have the dark Volturi Cloak on which made my whole appearance look exactly like the supperstitious...
continue reading...
Last one for today!

Edward's POV

I'm impressed with Bella's skills. She's a better actress. Once I helped everyone left, me included, everyone started yelling at me for letting Bella stay there. I sighed.
" I'll tell you guys why I did that once we get back."
That seemed to silenced everyone. I'm surprised.

*********

"Now tell US!!!" Alice yelled.
" Bella is fine, normal she-"
" BELLA'S FINE!?!!?!?!? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND? DIDN'T YOU HEAR HER SAY 'YES MASTER' AND TO TELL US TO LEAVE!?!?!?" Rosalie yelled.
" Rosalie, don't interrupt! As I was saying, she's acting. She's told me in her mind that...
continue reading...
Hey you guys sorry about yesterday. I had to study. But today, no tests and homework. YAY!!! Now I can write more!!!!

Bella's POV

How could I even think about killing my own daughter!?! What kind of monster would destroy that angel face!?!
Renesmee came up the steps and jumped into my arms.
" Mom, I'm so happy that you're ok!"
I gave her a hug.
" Yes, I'm fine. Before when I said your dad didn't love you, that's completely untrue. Your dad and I love you very much." I promised her.
"I love you mom." Renesmee said while hugging me. That thawed me out.
" I love you too." I told her sweetly.

"Bravo!"...
continue reading...
I have WAY to much time! How many articles did I write today? Well, more for you! :)

Edward's POV

When Bella said those heartbreaking words, I was about to go in front of Renesmee to save her. But we were inturrupted.

"STOP!" said Tanya. Finally, she made it! So was the rest of the coven. Even Zafrina and her coven made it.

Bella signalled the gaurds to stop, when they were just inches away from my daughter. "Now everyone is at the main event. How did I get so popular?" She laughed.

Zafrina tried to create illusions in all of the gaurds' minds. Bella blocked it by using her shield. "Now, now,...
continue reading...
Part 20 already? Wow. I guess I have too much time in my hand LOL

Jacob's POV

I still can't believe this... Bella? Why would for any reason she would do that? I know that she like "mind controlled" but still!!!

-------
Then we saw a small red house. The Volturi can't fit in there! It's too small. Edward knocked on the door and the door opened. I looked around, the place was old, but fully decorated with picture frames, red flags, and some maps of the world. This place is larger than what it looked like outside.

In the end of the hall there were three chairs, thrones I guess. I couldn't reconize...
continue reading...
I'm going to keep on writting. I'm soooooo bored! I'm also curious on how this story will end up. My mind is very active lately. Hope you'll keep up! Here's something new in Renesmee's POV....

Renesmee's POV

Jeez, my parents likes to ignore me. No problem. I spend most of my days with jacob and the pack. It's actually pretty nice here on Isle Esme. I don't understand why we had to come in the first place.

But then I heard my cell phone rang.
"Hello?" I said.
" Nessie? It's dad, can you come to your Grandfather's cottage?"
" Um sure I guess"
" Bring Jacob and the rest of the pack, we have a problem."...
continue reading...
Just writting this makes me feel sad and heartbroken. Get your tissues, you will need them :(

Edward's POV

Once we were released, I glanced back at Bella before they shut the door. Bella wasn't even showing a sign of sadness or pleading. She was lifeless, a goddess with a hard, cold, unhappy heart.

Once I got back to the vacation house, I couldn't bear it. I can't remember the time at the honeymoon or what happened a couple days ago. I miss her too much. I feel worse than when I left Bella. It was almost as bad as when I thought she was dead. I still can't understand why Bella acted like...
continue reading...
I will make as many as I can. :)

Jasper's POV

When Bella spoke the nearly impossible words, I can feel that all of us feel pain, anger, and mostly confusion. But Bella's feelings, are cold, hard, and some-what robotic....

I looked at Edward. He had emotions of terror and sadness.
" Bella? What are you thinking!?!?!?" he demanded.
" I'm saying I will join the volturi, if it's a problem to you, come and join me. Then we will always be together."
" But what about your family? Your own daughter?"
" Those things are less than I can think about. Of cource I will let you and my daughter join. That...
continue reading...
Altright, last one for today...... maybe. If I have enough energy and new thought occur to me I will post more today. I'm soooo glad that finals are over. I have no homework. YAY ME!!!!!! THis Friday is my last day of school. ( Does celebration dance )

Bella's POV

I looked at Edward, he seemed to have a surprised expression on his face. Then I followed his gaze, to two men. One of them, was completely unfamiliar. He was handsome, had some royalty-like clothings, and had blood red eyes. So it was obvious that he is also a vampire. The other man... had a cloak on, had black hair, and also blood...
continue reading...
Ok, from one of the questions I asked, I'm going write in Edward's POV.

Edward's POV

Bella? Why does she have a blank face? It reminds me of Alice when she gets a vision. But Bella can't see visions!

Then Bella startled me by saying " Rosalie and Alice are near our vacation house. I heard Rosalie SCREAM!"

Once she said that, everyone got off from the couch and we all ran full speed to our vacation house. Oh crap, PLEASE tell me no one is going to go inside, we didn't cover the damage.....


Well thank GOD we aren't going inside. Most of us are searching, and hearing for anymore familiar sounds....
continue reading...
Bella's POV

Crap! I agreed with Edward to not do it, but we did the opposite. I admit it, I was pretty absorbed. But since I'm also a vampire, there was ALOT more damage. The headboard was broken, (COMPLTELY THIS TIME!) some picture frames were broken, (YIKES!) and oh man, some of the walls had dents and HOLES!!!

What did we do!!?!?!?!? Yup, I guess Esme will never allow us to come back here. I sighed. I didn't pay attention on what we did to cause the damages. The only thing Edward and I could do now is to NOT let anyone in here.. especially Carlisle and Esme.

Edward hands were stroking...
continue reading...
Bella's POV

After that call with Rosalie, I announced to everyone, the Cullens and the pack on where Alice and Rosalie werre captured. What we still didn't know was who the kidnapper was and what was Alice's vision that made her leave in the first place. That's still a mystery.

But we only know one fact that is a HUGE help: their location, Isle Esme. I never thought that we would ever go back here again. It reminded me of old vivid human memories that happened soooo many years ago. I honestly missed those days....

Ok, forget it. forget it I thought to myself. We are not here to go on a honeymoon,...
continue reading...
added by patrisha727
video
video
added by patrisha727
video
added by patrisha727
Finally came out at May 31, 2009 at the Mtv awards
video
posted by patrisha727
Once again, I don't own any of these, I just post these for people's enjoyments.



#1
I never really understood Bella's Switzerland comment.

#2
I already knew of Victoria's plan before anyone did.

#3
I wouldn't have punched Jacob in the face.

#4
Cuddling with a pushy, obnoxious, moronic dog seems like a good idea.

#5
I would, gladly, be affected by the territorial disputes between mystical creatures.

#6
Yes Jacob, your being half naked bothers me.

#7
Seducing a vampire seems like a natural reaction to me.

#8
Alice and Edward are free to kidnap me whenever they like.

#9
When I get married, it would be August 13th.

#10
Alice can plan my wedding.

#11
I ship Alice/Jasper more than Edward/Bella.

#12
I adopted a stray the other day... I thought he was Jacob Black.
posted by patrisha727
I don't own any of these! These are just for people's enjoyments!


#1
I poured glitter on my boyfriend so he'd be just like Edward

#2
Fictional characters dazzle me. Frequently.

#3
Lamb chops are delicious

#4
I stabbed Edward Cullen with a fork. And lived to tell the tale.

#5
I stay up at night, waiting for Edward to show up

#6
Ballet sudios give me chills.

#7
I developed a wierd habit for biting people.

#8
I'm willing to bet against Alice.

#9
Shiny Silver Volvos make me squeal like a fangirl.

#10
When I have kids, I will name them after the Cullens.

#11
I jumped in front of a moving van just...
continue reading...