Name: Niall James Horan
Age: 17
DOB: 13/07/93
Star Sign: Virgo
Home Town: Mullingar, Ireland
Favourite Film: Grease
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Michael Buble
Bet you didn’t know: He’d rather lick a fat man’s armpit than drown in a sea of mayonnaise.
Turn-ons: Hot pants, farting and being funny.
Turn-offs: Birkenstock sandals, Disney films and granny cardigans.
Niall is a loyal and faithful boyfriend if he likes them.
On a date he would wear a pair of jeans, black shoes, a shirt and a blazer, plus a quick squirt of aftershave.
His perfect girl would be someone who can take a bit of banter and she has to be hot.
He’s a closet chav.
He loves to fart. He can clear a room in seconds with the foul smell.
Best thing about being a boy? Chasing all the girls!
Best thing about being in One Direction? That we all get along.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Go to the doctor and get a jab.
Favourite aftershave: Armani Mania.
Favourite grooming product: L’Oreal Homme Wax and Clay.
PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? Pants.
Bath or shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do you have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do you cuddle up to at night? Recently Louis, ‘cos he’s started sleepwalking and got into my bed when we were sharing a room in a hotel. I pushed him on the floor and he sat up, put his arms out and started humming the song from The Jungle Book. It’s only recently that he’s started doing that though.
Age: 17
DOB: 13/07/93
Star Sign: Virgo
Home Town: Mullingar, Ireland
Favourite Film: Grease
Celeb Crush: Cheryl Cole
Man Crush : Michael Buble
Bet you didn’t know: He’d rather lick a fat man’s armpit than drown in a sea of mayonnaise.
Turn-ons: Hot pants, farting and being funny.
Turn-offs: Birkenstock sandals, Disney films and granny cardigans.
Niall is a loyal and faithful boyfriend if he likes them.
On a date he would wear a pair of jeans, black shoes, a shirt and a blazer, plus a quick squirt of aftershave.
His perfect girl would be someone who can take a bit of banter and she has to be hot.
He’s a closet chav.
He loves to fart. He can clear a room in seconds with the foul smell.
Best thing about being a boy? Chasing all the girls!
Best thing about being in One Direction? That we all get along.
Best cure for One Direction infection? Go to the doctor and get a jab.
Favourite aftershave: Armani Mania.
Favourite grooming product: L’Oreal Homme Wax and Clay.
PJ’s, pants or nothing in bed? Pants.
Bath or shower? Shower.
What mobile phone do you have? I have an iPhone 4 and a Blackberry.
What do you cuddle up to at night? Recently Louis, ‘cos he’s started sleepwalking and got into my bed when we were sharing a room in a hotel. I pushed him on the floor and he sat up, put his arms out and started humming the song from The Jungle Book. It’s only recently that he’s started doing that though.
JIMMY Carr hammered One Direction before dinner at the GQ Awards last night.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' table for you tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? Fish fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are you working as a nurse during the day? You look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death by monkeys in Toy Story 3.
He approached the lads, with a slightly sinister question: "Evening boys. Is there a kids' table for you tonight?
"Have they got the high chairs in for you? What's this? Buy one suit get four free? What's on the kids' menu? Fish fingers and chips?"
Band member Louis Tomlinson didn't sit back and take it.
He fired back: "What's that shirt? Are you working as a nurse during the day? You look like you've escaped from a mental institution."
But it was all in jest. Five versus one – if it had seriously kicked off it would have been like death by monkeys in Toy Story 3.
We've always known that Louis Tomlinson is the self-confessed party boy of One Direction.
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us next time, Louis?
But we didn't realise just how far he'll go for a good time.
Louis recently hopped on a plane to Ibiza for 24 hours of fun - and then Magaluf a week later!
'It was literally really spontaneous,' says 19-year-old Louis.
'I decided with my best friend Stan that we fancied a good little party, so...I went to Ibiza, and then, because I liked it so much, the weekend after I went to Magaluf.
'Happy days!
Louis must have spent as much time travelling to and from airports as he did in each resort as they were whistle-stop visits.
'Ibiza just for a night, and then Magaluf for two days,' he told BBC Radio 1.
'But it was amazing, so good.'
Room in your suitcase for us next time, Louis?