I found this on the net....*very funny*
1. Hide his conditioner and shampoo, and replace it with brightly colored hair dye. I recommend bright pink.
2. Say "destiny" every time you see him. If he tells you to stop, simply inform him that you were destined to do this. It's just your destiny. You can't escape your destiny, Neji.
3. Ask Neji, very, very loudly, if he has a crush on Tenten. Make sure Tenten can hear you.
4. Cut his hair exactly the same as Lee and Gai's. Also, when he demands to know why, say it was destiny.
5. Introduce him to NejiLee.
6. Put pictures of Gai all over his room. The dorkier his poses, the better. When Neji yells at you, say, very loudly, "You
know you love them!"
7. Hide every hairbrush he owns.
8. Keep "accidentally" calling him a girl. Alternatively, insist that he is a girl. When he protests, tell him to prove it.
9. Send him invites to join the Rock Lee fanclub. Constantly.
10. Make his hair even prettier with lots and lots of bows and flowers. Cry very loudly when he yells at you for it.
11. Grab hold of his arms and make him flap around, all the while yelling "FLY BIRDIE FLY!" until he hits you. Which
should be very soon.
12. Dress exactly like him. Every day. And if he suddenly changes his outfit in desperation, change yours as well.
13. Call him at one in the morning to ask if he's asleep yet. Continue to do this each hour after that.
14. Tell everyone in Konoha that he sleeps with a teddy bear. And that he named it Tenten. ...Better yet, say he named it
Lee.
15. Ask him if he wants to kiss Tenten. If he says he doesn't, tell everyone- Especially Tenten- That he hates her. If he
says he does, run and get Tenten, saying "Neji-chan wants to tell you something, Tenten!" ...And if he doesn't tell her, you
tell her. >D
16. Yell "8 TRIGRAMS, 128 PALMS!" and poke him repeatedly.
17. Pull his hair. Often. In fact, use it as a form of greeting.
18. Replace his clothes with green jumpsuits. Insist that it's "the latest thing".
19. Scream "NEJJIIII, I LOVE YOOOOU!" and hug him to death.
20. Call him pretty boy.
21. Draw mustaches on every photograph in his house. And then tell everyone Neji did it.
22. Tie knots in his hair while he's sleeping. Watch him try desperately to untie them for a while, and then give him the helpful suggestion of simply cutting his hair. Insist he follows your advice.
23. Paint his nails in rainbow colors. Make sure to take pictures, too.
24. Follow him around all day singing "I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie woooorld!" When he comments on this, tell him it's his
new theme song.
25. Ask him how his relationship with Sakura is going. When Tenten can hear you.
26. Swoon and tell him how very pretty he is. Continue praising his beautiful, girly hair until he hurts you.
27. Sneak up behind him and scream "HI, NEJI!" Then run away very fast and hide. A few minutes later, do it again.
28. Say his name over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
over and....
29. Make a lovely collage out of embarrassing pictures of him when he was little. Then give it to Gai. (Think about it, what
would happen if Gai had that? "Neji, how YOUTHFUL! I must show this wonderful creation to EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE!")
30. Ask if you can braid his hair. If he says no, braid it anyway.
31. Set his alarm for exactly midnight, and then hide it waaay under his bed or in the back of the closet (With nothing to muffle it, of course!) so he has to get up and search for it to turn it off.
32. Find every bottle of conditioner, shampoo, hair gel, ect. that he owns and mix it all together. Then, dump it all over his room.
33. Tell him Tenten is pregnant. Wonder loudly to yourself if it was Neji...or Lee.
34. Ask him if his byakugan is real, or if he just wears contacts.
35. Give him new wallpaper made of posters of Gai and Lee.
36. Make faces at him. When he says something about it, say, "Wait, WHAT? You mean...You're not blind?"
37. Give him an extremely long list of all the reasons the Main Branch is better.
38. Ask him how his ballet lessons have been going.
39. Ask him how his father is, and then say "Oh, right, I forgot- YOU DON'T HAVE ONE."
...Hug him if that makes him cry. D=
40. Tell him you don't believe in fate. When he tries to start a debate over it, slap him in the face and run for your life
1. Hide his conditioner and shampoo, and replace it with brightly colored hair dye. I recommend bright pink.
2. Say "destiny" every time you see him. If he tells you to stop, simply inform him that you were destined to do this. It's just your destiny. You can't escape your destiny, Neji.
3. Ask Neji, very, very loudly, if he has a crush on Tenten. Make sure Tenten can hear you.
4. Cut his hair exactly the same as Lee and Gai's. Also, when he demands to know why, say it was destiny.
5. Introduce him to NejiLee.
6. Put pictures of Gai all over his room. The dorkier his poses, the better. When Neji yells at you, say, very loudly, "You
know you love them!"
7. Hide every hairbrush he owns.
8. Keep "accidentally" calling him a girl. Alternatively, insist that he is a girl. When he protests, tell him to prove it.
9. Send him invites to join the Rock Lee fanclub. Constantly.
10. Make his hair even prettier with lots and lots of bows and flowers. Cry very loudly when he yells at you for it.
11. Grab hold of his arms and make him flap around, all the while yelling "FLY BIRDIE FLY!" until he hits you. Which
should be very soon.
12. Dress exactly like him. Every day. And if he suddenly changes his outfit in desperation, change yours as well.
13. Call him at one in the morning to ask if he's asleep yet. Continue to do this each hour after that.
14. Tell everyone in Konoha that he sleeps with a teddy bear. And that he named it Tenten. ...Better yet, say he named it
Lee.
15. Ask him if he wants to kiss Tenten. If he says he doesn't, tell everyone- Especially Tenten- That he hates her. If he
says he does, run and get Tenten, saying "Neji-chan wants to tell you something, Tenten!" ...And if he doesn't tell her, you
tell her. >D
16. Yell "8 TRIGRAMS, 128 PALMS!" and poke him repeatedly.
17. Pull his hair. Often. In fact, use it as a form of greeting.
18. Replace his clothes with green jumpsuits. Insist that it's "the latest thing".
19. Scream "NEJJIIII, I LOVE YOOOOU!" and hug him to death.
20. Call him pretty boy.
21. Draw mustaches on every photograph in his house. And then tell everyone Neji did it.
22. Tie knots in his hair while he's sleeping. Watch him try desperately to untie them for a while, and then give him the helpful suggestion of simply cutting his hair. Insist he follows your advice.
23. Paint his nails in rainbow colors. Make sure to take pictures, too.
24. Follow him around all day singing "I'm a barbie girl! In a barbie woooorld!" When he comments on this, tell him it's his
new theme song.
25. Ask him how his relationship with Sakura is going. When Tenten can hear you.
26. Swoon and tell him how very pretty he is. Continue praising his beautiful, girly hair until he hurts you.
27. Sneak up behind him and scream "HI, NEJI!" Then run away very fast and hide. A few minutes later, do it again.
28. Say his name over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and
over and....
29. Make a lovely collage out of embarrassing pictures of him when he was little. Then give it to Gai. (Think about it, what
would happen if Gai had that? "Neji, how YOUTHFUL! I must show this wonderful creation to EVERYONE IN THE VILLAGE!")
30. Ask if you can braid his hair. If he says no, braid it anyway.
31. Set his alarm for exactly midnight, and then hide it waaay under his bed or in the back of the closet (With nothing to muffle it, of course!) so he has to get up and search for it to turn it off.
32. Find every bottle of conditioner, shampoo, hair gel, ect. that he owns and mix it all together. Then, dump it all over his room.
33. Tell him Tenten is pregnant. Wonder loudly to yourself if it was Neji...or Lee.
34. Ask him if his byakugan is real, or if he just wears contacts.
35. Give him new wallpaper made of posters of Gai and Lee.
36. Make faces at him. When he says something about it, say, "Wait, WHAT? You mean...You're not blind?"
37. Give him an extremely long list of all the reasons the Main Branch is better.
38. Ask him how his ballet lessons have been going.
39. Ask him how his father is, and then say "Oh, right, I forgot- YOU DON'T HAVE ONE."
...Hug him if that makes him cry. D=
40. Tell him you don't believe in fate. When he tries to start a debate over it, slap him in the face and run for your life
nejiten cute
