*At Kanoha pre school*
Naruto:Hi.I'm Naruto Uzimaki.
Gaara:Go away.
Naruto:Wanna be friends?
Gaara:Who's paying you?Is it my father?Are you the new assassin?
Temari:Gaara he's not an assassin.
Gaara:How do you know?
Teamri:He's 5.
Gaara:Oh...Naruto was it?
Naruto:Yeah?
Gaara:I am Gaara of the sand I shall exept your offer of friendship.
Naruto:Great!Wanna play?
Gaara:Very well what shall we play?
Naruto:How about we play ninja?
Gaara:I knew it!
Naruto:Knew what?
Gaara:You are the new assassin!
Naruto:What?Ninja is a game.
Gaara:Oh...Uhhhh......Who's that?
Naruto:That's Sasuke uchiha.
Gaara:I don't like him.
Naruto:Why?
Gaara:He has chicken butt hair.
Naruto:Okay.
Kakashi:psssst...Hey kid.
Naruto:Yeah?
Kakashi:I'll buy you ramen if you push that pink haired little girl over to your new friend.
Naruto:Yum I love ramen.
*Naruto started to push Sakura over to Gaara in the sand box.*
Sakura:Hey...Stop that.
Naruto:I can't.
Sakura:Why?
Naruto:Cause that stranger over there said he'd give me ramen if I pushed you over to my new friend Gaara.
Sakura:You shouldn't talk to strangers.
Naruto:To late.
*Sasuke walked over*
Sasuke:What are you doing loser?
Naruto:Getting ramen.Beat it chicken butt!
Sasuke:What?
Naruto:Nothing...Just leave.
Sasuke:Whatever loser.
*Sasuke walked away*
Sakura:Wow....
Naruto:Shut up.
Sakura:What?
Naruto:Nothing....Wow your strong..
Sakura:Thanks.
Naruto:It's not a complement!
Sakura:Eeek!
Naruto:Now what?!
Sakura:That kid is creepy!
Naruto:Oh that's Gaara.He's the one I'm making you play with.
Sakura:That's not fair.
Naruto:Sure it is.I get ramen.Gaara get's a new friend.And you get....Uhhh...To play with Gaara.
*Naruto got Sakura over to Gaara*
Gaara:Naruto who is this?
Naruto:I dunno.A stranger said he'd give me ramen if I pushed her over to you.
Sakura:I'm Sakura harano.
Gaara:Wow Naruto your stupid.
Naruto:Yeah whatever I'm getting my ramen!
Sakura:Don't leave me alone with this freak!!
*Naruto left to get his ramen from Kakashi*
Gaara:Hey.I'm right here.
Sakura:Oh sorry...Well I'm here might as well play.Your Gaara right?
Gaara:Yes.
*Sasuke waled over looking jealose*
Gaara:What?
Sakura:Hi Sas-
Sasuke:Gaara how could you?!
Gaara:What?
Sasuke:I thought what we had was specile.
Gaara:WHAT THE FUCK?!
Sakura:You shouldn't swear Gaara.
Gaara:I know I shouldn't but I do.Now shut up so I can get rid of chicken butt...here.
*Gaara gave Sakura a can of gay repalent*
Gaara:Go away we are trying to play.
Sasuke:But....Oh F*** it!Beat it Gaara i'm trying to play with Sakura!
Gaara:So you arn't gay?
Sasuke:No!Now get lost!
Gaara:No.
Sasuke:Leave!
Gaara:Temari this kid is threating me.
*Temari walked over*
Temari:Leave my litte brother alone.
Sasuke:*Gulp*
*Sasuke ran away*
Ino:Wow it's an older kid.Hey your name is Gaara right?
Gaara:I know enough women for now.Go away.
Ino:You'll talk to bilbord brow and a hag but not me?!
Gaara:Her name is Sakura and the "Hag" Is my sister!Kankaro you fat peice oh crap get over here!
*Kanakaro walked over*
Kankaro:What now Gaara?
Gaara:If you want to insult anything insult this!
*Gaara points to Kankaro*
Kankaro:Gaara,Temari were going home now.
Temari:Okay.
Gaara:Fine!!!We'll go back to that damn village!!
*Gaara,Kankaro and Temari left the village*
Sasuke:Sakura wanna play?
Sakura:Su-
Kakashi:No no no no no no no!!Sakura go home.Sasuke....Go fall in a ditch some where.
Sakura:Okay.
*Sakura went home and sasuke just left*
Kakashi:Stupid kids.Hey Naruto!
Naruto:Yeah?
Kakashi:See that shy girl over there?
Naruto:Yeah.
Kakashi:Go play with her.
Naruto:Why?
Kakashi:I'll give you ramen.
Naruto:Okay.
*Naruto walked over to Hinata*
Naruto:Hi.I'm Naruto Uzimaki.
Gaara:Go away.
Naruto:Wanna be friends?
Gaara:Who's paying you?Is it my father?Are you the new assassin?
Temari:Gaara he's not an assassin.
Gaara:How do you know?
Teamri:He's 5.
Gaara:Oh...Naruto was it?
Naruto:Yeah?
Gaara:I am Gaara of the sand I shall exept your offer of friendship.
Naruto:Great!Wanna play?
Gaara:Very well what shall we play?
Naruto:How about we play ninja?
Gaara:I knew it!
Naruto:Knew what?
Gaara:You are the new assassin!
Naruto:What?Ninja is a game.
Gaara:Oh...Uhhhh......Who's that?
Naruto:That's Sasuke uchiha.
Gaara:I don't like him.
Naruto:Why?
Gaara:He has chicken butt hair.
Naruto:Okay.
Kakashi:psssst...Hey kid.
Naruto:Yeah?
Kakashi:I'll buy you ramen if you push that pink haired little girl over to your new friend.
Naruto:Yum I love ramen.
*Naruto started to push Sakura over to Gaara in the sand box.*
Sakura:Hey...Stop that.
Naruto:I can't.
Sakura:Why?
Naruto:Cause that stranger over there said he'd give me ramen if I pushed you over to my new friend Gaara.
Sakura:You shouldn't talk to strangers.
Naruto:To late.
*Sasuke walked over*
Sasuke:What are you doing loser?
Naruto:Getting ramen.Beat it chicken butt!
Sasuke:What?
Naruto:Nothing...Just leave.
Sasuke:Whatever loser.
*Sasuke walked away*
Sakura:Wow....
Naruto:Shut up.
Sakura:What?
Naruto:Nothing....Wow your strong..
Sakura:Thanks.
Naruto:It's not a complement!
Sakura:Eeek!
Naruto:Now what?!
Sakura:That kid is creepy!
Naruto:Oh that's Gaara.He's the one I'm making you play with.
Sakura:That's not fair.
Naruto:Sure it is.I get ramen.Gaara get's a new friend.And you get....Uhhh...To play with Gaara.
*Naruto got Sakura over to Gaara*
Gaara:Naruto who is this?
Naruto:I dunno.A stranger said he'd give me ramen if I pushed her over to you.
Sakura:I'm Sakura harano.
Gaara:Wow Naruto your stupid.
Naruto:Yeah whatever I'm getting my ramen!
Sakura:Don't leave me alone with this freak!!
*Naruto left to get his ramen from Kakashi*
Gaara:Hey.I'm right here.
Sakura:Oh sorry...Well I'm here might as well play.Your Gaara right?
Gaara:Yes.
*Sasuke waled over looking jealose*
Gaara:What?
Sakura:Hi Sas-
Sasuke:Gaara how could you?!
Gaara:What?
Sasuke:I thought what we had was specile.
Gaara:WHAT THE FUCK?!
Sakura:You shouldn't swear Gaara.
Gaara:I know I shouldn't but I do.Now shut up so I can get rid of chicken butt...here.
*Gaara gave Sakura a can of gay repalent*
Gaara:Go away we are trying to play.
Sasuke:But....Oh F*** it!Beat it Gaara i'm trying to play with Sakura!
Gaara:So you arn't gay?
Sasuke:No!Now get lost!
Gaara:No.
Sasuke:Leave!
Gaara:Temari this kid is threating me.
*Temari walked over*
Temari:Leave my litte brother alone.
Sasuke:*Gulp*
*Sasuke ran away*
Ino:Wow it's an older kid.Hey your name is Gaara right?
Gaara:I know enough women for now.Go away.
Ino:You'll talk to bilbord brow and a hag but not me?!
Gaara:Her name is Sakura and the "Hag" Is my sister!Kankaro you fat peice oh crap get over here!
*Kanakaro walked over*
Kankaro:What now Gaara?
Gaara:If you want to insult anything insult this!
*Gaara points to Kankaro*
Kankaro:Gaara,Temari were going home now.
Temari:Okay.
Gaara:Fine!!!We'll go back to that damn village!!
*Gaara,Kankaro and Temari left the village*
Sasuke:Sakura wanna play?
Sakura:Su-
Kakashi:No no no no no no no!!Sakura go home.Sasuke....Go fall in a ditch some where.
Sakura:Okay.
*Sakura went home and sasuke just left*
Kakashi:Stupid kids.Hey Naruto!
Naruto:Yeah?
Kakashi:See that shy girl over there?
Naruto:Yeah.
Kakashi:Go play with her.
Naruto:Why?
Kakashi:I'll give you ramen.
Naruto:Okay.
*Naruto walked over to Hinata*
Many people think that MAsashi Kishimoto(writer of naruto) made it seem in the naruto series that shikimaru and Temari should be together. Although Many other people believe that Shikamaru and Ino make a better couple. Why though?? Just because they are on the same team doesnt mean you defy the laws of physics people! One thing that shika and temari have in common is that they are both really great strategists. On the Other hand Ino and Shikamaru are kinda iffy. 1st.SHIKA HATES HER! Mostly because ino is just like shikas mom, LOUD, Annoying and bossy. VERY bossy.Second reason why Temashika is real: Temari pretty much completes him and vice-versa. She needs to relax he needs to pump up.
But Shika doesnt have any compatible qualities with ino at all. So when you see pix of Skia and Ino On a picnic or something on a fanart website, Remember this artical.
But Shika doesnt have any compatible qualities with ino at all. So when you see pix of Skia and Ino On a picnic or something on a fanart website, Remember this artical.
