Sean: *at sugarcube corner*
Pinkie Pie: Guten tag!
Sean: Hey. I'd like a soda.

(Oh, I love the '50's America, it's one of my fave periods in history... mostly because of the awesome cars, but still... May I join with Mirage and with his car a '55 Buick Roadmaster? :)

Rainbow Dash: *enters sugarcube corner*
Sean: Hey Dash, how's it going?
Rainbow Dash: Good. How about you?
Sean: I'm good, just buying a colta cola.

Pinkie Pie: Here it is, and only 5 bits.
Sean: *pays for soda* Now that I have my drink, what do you wanna do?
Rainbow Dash: Go to the park.

Oh my! I love the 50's! I hate the new music right now! I also like the 60, 70, and 80's. May I join? My OC is Coffee Creme and she is very old fashioned. She loves to read and her mane and tail is curly and dark brown. Her coat is light brown and she has Rarity's eyes.

I went to the park with Rainbow Dash, and we were just relaxing there.

Sean: Sure is a wonderful day.

CC: * At the park painting a picture and listening to The Beach Colts * Oh, what a lovely sight I see. I shall paint that, but I am hungry. I should eat a crescente and Coffee. *walks by and sees a colt showing off his Barracuda (Hey, I like Cars, too!) showing off* CC: *Blushes* What a beauty!

Rainbow Dash: Coffee Creme, how are you?

Mirage: *parks down, and the radio is loud, playing this song:*

Sean: *hears song* Mirage
Rainbow Dash: That music sounds awesome, where's it coming from?

Mirage: *gets out of the car, but leaves the radio on* Hey guys... What's up?

Sean: You have cool wheels, that's what.

Rainbow Dash: Why don't you challenge him to a drag race?
Sean: A belair against a Roadmaster? Not a bad idea.

Mirage: Hmm... See that clocktower? It's exactly a quarter mile away from here. Stragith ahead. No curves... But let me get a burger first!

Sean: I'll meet you there.

Word soon spread about the drag race, and lots of ponies came to see the event.

Sean: *polishing car*

Mirage: *stops beside Sean* Hey dude! Nice car! But is she as fast as she's beautiful? *revs up engine*

Sean: You know it *revs engine*

The V8 sounds loud. Both cars do, but soon a pony with a flag arrived.

flag pony: Are you ready?

Mirage: *grabs steering wheel with one hoof, still eating a burger with the other* Yea... *this song starts on the radio:*

flag pony: *waves flag
Sean: *floors it*

Mirage: *floors it, the rear tires scratch the ground* YEAH, BABY, LET'S DO THIS, WO-HOOO!!!! *waves with the half burger*

Sean: *slightly ahead doing 60*

Mirage: *swallows the last bite and throws the paper out, then grabs the steering wheel with both hooves* Okay now... let's be serious... *car accelerates*

Sean: He's catching up, but I'm still winning this *doing 75*

Mirage: Gosh Darn it... Come on, Baby, don't give up on me now! *car reaches top speed around 80*

Sean: *going 81* Oh god. This is close!

But suddenly, I hit the gas pedal, and my car went up to 90, letting me win the race.

Sean: YES!

Mirage: *rear tire blows and loses control of the car* Oh sh**t... *crashes into a tree*

Sean: Oh shit!! *runs toward Mirage* You ok?

Mirage: *shakes head and sees the car is totaled* Gosh-bucking-damn-it!!! This is my luck!!! Might as well just... *uses terra magic and throws a spark in the car which ignites immediately* You played well Sean! Since there was no bet, let me invite you to a beer.

Sean: Sure. What are you going to get for a car now?

The radio in Mirage's car was still on, and so was the news.

News reporter: Hello everypony. We have just recieved word that Hoofington is manufacturing new cars called Belvedere's. Pretty soon, they'll be available in all of Equestria.

Mirage: Well, there's your answer. Okay, I need to sell this pile of trash to the junkyard, maybe they'll give a few bits for it. *rubs chin for a bit* Hmm... I've just got an idea... you're a good driver... I could use you on a... khm... little project.

Sean: What do you have in mind?

Mirage: I know somepony who pays big money for err... borrowed cars. Those new Hoofingtons must worth a good price... I know where's the storage of the company, maybe we sneak in at night with a trailer and... you know... borrow them for a tintsy little while...

Sean: So you're saying we get payed for stealing cars?

Mirage: Kinda... but don't talk so loud. So... you're interested or not?

Sean: Yeah. When, and where do we meet?

Mirage: Brilliant! Be at the Delamare Docks at midnight. I'll bring the truck,

Sean: See you then.

11:58 PM, Delamare Docks

Sean: *arrives*

Mirage: *waits in the truck with another stallion* Ah, Sean, you made it! Excellent. How do you like the truck? It is disguised as a tanker, but we can load up six cars in it, not to mention the other two we're gonna drive ourselves. I calculate at least 30 grand profit per kopf if we succeed.

(I don't know if you recognize the truck, but it's from Duel, Spielberg's first movie from 1971. :)

Sean: Who's driving?

Mirage: Oh, sorry, where are my manners? Sean, this is Deadlock, Deadlock, this is Sean. We have known each other for a long time.
Deadlock: Hello, kid! All right, are we ready to do this or what?

(A pic of Deadlock, I believe you've already met him in a RP. :)

Sean: Yeah *climbs into truck*

Mirage: Okay, here's the plan. We are posing as gas suppliers for the company. This is where they test new models and they need tons of gas for it. Once we're inside, Deadlock takes care of the few guards while you and I are going to load the cars inside the disguised trailer. When that's done we take two more cars and act as decoys so they won't pay attention to the truck. But that's just the worst case. They'll probably won't even notice the cars are missing until tomorrow. We go to the hideout, where we meet my friend and then we cash in. From then on, the cars are his problem. Do you have any questions before we go?

Sean: Only one. What is the name of this company we're supossedly working for?

Deadlock: Let's just stay with the need-to-know-basis. *starts the truck*

Sean: Alright.

Mirage: Okay, just stay cool and this will be a piece of cake.

They arrive at the main gate

Mirage: Good evening! We've brought supplies for the testing department, this baby is full to the brim with premium gasoline.
Guard: May I see your identification and travelling warrant please?
Mirage: Of course. *hands over fake papers*
Guard: *studies papers* Okay, everything seems to be in order, proceed to gate 17.
Deadlock: *salutes abstractedly and cruises inside with the truck*
Mirage: *grabs a walkie-talkie* We're in.
???: *speaks in the other walkie-talkie* Excellent. Proceed according to the plan.

Sean: *Thinking to himself* The First time I've ever stolen a car. Well, there's a first time for everything. Don't fuck this up, and things will go good.

Deadlock: *reverses the truck to the entrance of the storage* The next patrol will be here in 3 minutes, but don't worry, I'll handle them.
Mirage: *uses terra magic to bust the lock, gets inside the warehouse filled with brand new Hoofingtons* The keys are in that box over there. Hurry!