Hello and welcome! If you're hearing this, you have tuned in to FUR, the First Unicorn Radio, a station ran by unicorns, but meant for everypony. You are with Swift Echo, and this is the Midnight Route, I will be your host for the next two hours, when we turn off our filters. When your surroundings finally calm down, and everything's peaceful, we're setting our minds free, letting it wander to places beyond imagination, and discover new horizons. In the last hour of this day, and in the first hour of the next one, there is no taboo, no restrictions, just mental recreation. Of course we'll have a guest tonight in the show, and as usual, the identity of our guest will be a surprise. But, as our established custom, the first hour is just for the callers. So, grab a good drink, have a sip, then dial 555-804-NEIGH and speak your mind, because the Midnight Route is ready to roll!