Rainbow Dash: No Celestia, no Luna, and considering the entire Crystal Empire is empty, Cadence most likely ain't there. If this isn't the dictionary definition of bucked in every hole, I don't know what is. We have no princesses here, we don't know where the hell everypony went, and since Celestia isn't around, we're pretty much in the dreaded "eternal darkness" Nighmare Moon, AKA pre-brought-to-senses Luna, threatened us with. As far as I'm concerned, the world is actually ending.

sketch:ok thats the place u said the shadowy pony gave the speech right?
pinkie:yepurooni!
sketch:then thats ledge must be a way out, but how will we get up there?
applejack:i got this here rope i could swing up there, but theres nothin to grab onto
sketch:well crap....hmmm...
rarity:well dont look at me im NOT getting my hooves dirty
twilight:i could teleport one of us up there but i only have enough power for one
sketch:sounds like a plan, so whos going?
vinyl:hey! i hear yall are planning an escape, you are so getting me and tavi the buck outta here
octavia:vinyl be more polite to the people who cold save us....
sketch:ok were gunna need a bigger twilight....

Daniel
Uh let's try the crystal mines uses magic to teleport to the mine entrance with rd

Rainbow Dash: Nopony's gonna be there, let alone that minor inconvenience King Sombra. I mean, he looks like that smoke monster from Lost that makes you think "what the fuck is that?! and why do we never know what it is, even through 8 seasons?" but only because we've never really seen his body save for his head.

sketch:ok everypony heres the plan. twilight teleports to the top of the rock and then aj throws the rope and twilight catches it. then twilight will pull aj up and then aj will pull everypony else up. once everypony is up we will explore the cave and try to find a way out.
aj:got it
twilight:ok im ready
*twilight teleports and catches aj's rope and pulls her up and in turn pulls everypony else up*
sketch:ok now lets try to find a way outta this cave, everypony be quiet as possible and follow me.
*walks through cave and see's a faint light*sketch: looks like a small room, lets check it out
*slowly walks and peeks head in through cave entrance way to room*

Daniel
I gotta check though flies in and thinks I see somepony flies down and it's a little crack I yell in and I hear applejack say help and I buck the rocks out if the way and flies in hi

*sees the princesses all in cages being held by a shadowy pony*
skecth:the princesses....their being held captive......
*daniel busts in*
shadowy pony:WHO GOES THERE!
sketch:EVERYPONY RUUUUUUUUN!

Rainbow Dash: What the... WHERE IN THE NAME OF MY SONIC RAINBOOM AM I???

Daniel
Get out!! Uses magic to open the cages hits sombra in the face region

Daniel
Rainbow need some help sombra almost overpowers me but pushes him back

sombra:secure the princesses!
*guards hold down the princesses*
sombra:the rest of you after them! we cant let them escape! the war is at stake!
*sketch running fast*
sketch:what the HEY is going on!?
*guard pounces on sketch*
sketch:GET OFF ME!

Rainbow Dash: *realizes that this is the cave where Cadence was in the season 2 finale; then notices Sombra while looking around* Welp. This is a tad uncomfortable. I should probably get out of Sombra's field of vision before he--
Sombra: Who are you?
Rainbow Dash: Goddamn it...

Daniel
Kicks the guard in the face

sketch:I AM SO OUTTA HERE!
*runs and escapes cave*
sombra:GAH forget the pathetic ponies! what are soldiers without a general! take the princesses to a new hiding place!
*creates large shadow to hide guards and princesses*

(In continuation)

Sombra: No seriously, I haven't seen you before.
Rainbow Dash: And after I'm done with you, you never will again.
Sombra: Threats? Really?
Rainbow Dash: Everypony! Run and get the hell out of here in any possible way, no matter how out of character it otherwise makes you! That means you, Rarity! Daniel, provide cover for all the escaping ponies while I hold back Sombra for as long as I can! If this sounds like a shitty plan, it's because I only had 30 seconds to come up with it!
Sombra: You can't defeat me.
Rainbow Dash: No, but I can at least hinder your plan, maybe even significantly.

(Why the buck are my posts late? I try to write them as fast as possible...)

Daniel
Protects the ponies find sombra!

(ima cal it a night guys, keep the rp goin for me k)
(m thin like sombra escapes and we like prepare an army to ight his to get the princesses back tuff like that and wehave to n and stuff justa thought tho.see yah tomorrow)

Rainbow Dash: Right! The only thing is, I'm kinda in the middle of fighting him for the intent of buying you guys time. Bastard ran away, but he couldn't have gone far. Good thing he's easy to spot. *flies off to find Sombra and give him a well-deserved ass kicking*

Gotta go let's do this at 4 tomorrow

(I'm usually doing this at around 10 PM, but I suppose I could do a few quick posts around 4:30, circumstances allowing. But 10 PM for sure.)

Rainbow Dash: *spots Sombra* Found you!

(Will RD give everypony else enough time to escape? Will the princesses be freed? Why the fuck am I asking these questions?! Everything will be answered tomorrow afternoon or tomorrow night, depending on when you can actually access this site.)

Lol okay

Daniel
Kills the last guard starts to fly to sombra and gets tackled by sombras guard captain he punches me in the face but I force him into the wall and flies to rainbow but he flies after me and when I look back he's right behind me I get to the floor rd is at but he pulls me down rd doesn't see me he pulls me down back in the darkness I try to get free but theirs no use so I fight back

Rainbow Dash: *looks behind* Oh shit! Hold on Daniel! *starts fighting whatever's pulling Daniel down* *a few minutes later* Hang on to me Daniel, and I'll use the force of my flying capabilities to get you back on solid ground!

(Sorry had to sleep whats happening right now?)

(^ Epic shit, NaomiWinx. Just follow along.)

(Kay where can I put in Toxic?)

Daniel
Flies up thanks looks like I got another pony to kill laughs

Toxic:*looking around* Hm...deserted...deserted...deserted....

Rainbow Dash: Wait, where's Toxic-- OH MY GOD. She's back in Ponyville! Twilight, I know this is a bad time, but could you teleport back to Ponyville, find Toxic Mamba, and brig her here? We're gonna need EVERYPONY for this.
Twilight: What does she look like?
Rainbow Dash: You'll know who she is by her cutiemark, which, appropriately enough, is a snake. Also, she's the only one still in town.
Twilight: Rainbow, I hope this plan of yours works... *teleports to Ponyville, appearing in the center of town*
Rainbow Dash: I'm gonna go find Sombra again; he probably escaped after I tried to free Daniel.

Daniel
I could have handled him

Toxic:Hello?!?! *flies around and uses magic lifting up roofs* Nope...nope...nope...

Rainbow Dash: Oh by the way Daniel? I sent Twilight to find Toxic Mamba so we can have an easier time dealing with... well, everything. Remember Discord? Toxic Mamba gave him a dose of poison to knock him out, and that gave me enough time to get my friends and the Elements of Harmony to turn him to stone again. Considering that, this sounded like a good idea.

Toxic:Geez....are these ponies having a party without me?!?

(in Ponyville)
Twilight: *finds Toxic Mamba* Hey. Rainbow Dash told me to find you here. She said that she needs your help.

(RD's location)
Rainbow Dash: *sees Sombra again* You took my friends... You took the princesses... But worst of all, you took the Wonderbolts!! DIE, you sick motherbucker! *flies toward Sombra at record speed and does a Sonic Rainboom right at his midsection* *in RD's mind* "I hope this did what I thought it would do..."

Lol

Rainbow Dash: *looks at a Sombra cleaved in two, with rainbow stains around the separation* Oh... My... Celestia. My Sonic Rainboom can be used as a weapon of destruction. No wonder I haven't done that many. Just gotta mop up the straggler guards and wait for Twilight and we're done here. At least we know the Crystal Empire will be safe forevermore.
Applejack, one of the ponies being rescued: Well, that escalated quickly...

(Wouldn't be the first time I killed an RP...)

Lol I just read pattycakes
Daniel
I gotta get the captain jumps down the whole to find the guard I only see his red eyes so I punch him in the face throws him in the wall uses my magic to make his armor super hot then I tackle him into a deeper whole I break his leg and my eyes turn red and I punch through his skull spits in him and flies back to rainbow dash ill let the princesses out

I've back at 4 or 10

Rainbow Dash: Fine with me; I got some catching up to do with my friends.
Twilight: *back at the cave, but without Toxic Mamba* Sorry I couldn't-- ... ...what the buck happened here?
Rainbow Dash: I killed Sombra, that's what.
Twilight: Wow. You must have been PISSED!
Rainbow Dash: You take the Wonderbolts away from me, I take your life in spectacular fashion. Sombra learned that the hard way.
Twilight: I don't want to know the specifics...
Rainbow Dash: Also, he was a one-shot villain, like Nightmare Moon, Discord, and Queen Chrysalis. (If I spelled that wrong, please tell me; I'll edit it when I have the time. I don't quite know how that's spelled.)
Twilight: I'll get some of the other ponies out of here.
Rainbow Dash: I'm gonna escort the Wonderbolts out. At least I have priorities.

(OK, it's 10 PM. Let's keep this train wreck going shall we?)

(Sorry School is such a hassle.....)

(Why is it that when I'm playing Borderlands 2, nopony posts anything here?! But I listen to ONE song on YouTube and suddenly, I have dialogue to write? Pinkie Pie, in the background: "Sounds like Pinkie Pie Logic to me! Just because something doesn't make sense doesn't mean it can't happen!" Back to me: Well. Words to live by.)

(Soo.did King Sombra die?)

(As Big Macintosh would say, "Eeyup." He was a one-shot villain on the real show anyway. The only reason Discord didn't suffer the same fate is he's my favorite villain, and one I would wholeheartedly support the return of. I know we haven't seen the last of Discord, either here or on MLP:FiM.)

(Okay, let me see if I'm crystal clear on this. I make RD do the most badass thing ever committed to an RP, and everypony just up and lose their will to write any more lines for their characters?! What the buck??)

Calm down

(I would but not only did I maybe kill this RP, but 2 of my 4 football picks lost today. >:( Why is this happening to me?)

Ill rp at 4:00 or 4:30