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Outside of Ditto's house, he was still training his team.

Ditto: Now for this part of our practice we're going to practice setting the ball. When it comes towards you, just stick your front legs up in the air, and push the ball away with your hooves. Make sure it goes high enough when you push it. Any questions?
Sunny: I got one. Why are you telling us to push the ball instead of hitting it?
Ditto: Because, hitting, and pushing are two different things. When you hit the ball, you make it go at a far distance. When you push it, you're making it go far in altitude. That's good for passing...

We were heading back to Ponyville on two boats that we stole from the Japanese Mafia.

Celestia: When we get back to Ponyville, I'll have to take you to Canterlot.
Rainbow Dash: What for?
Celestia: There's something important regarding you, and your boyfriend.
Rainbow Dash: What?
Celestia: I cannot tell you now. I must wait until we get back into the United States.
Rainbow Dash: If it's that important, I understand.

Meanwhile in the Griffon Kingdom.

Twilight: *On telephone* Yes Doctor. I have just arrived here.
Dr. Robotnik: *On death egg* Excellent. You must get defenses set up. A shield generator...

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He said it was the worst fan fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking show it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the top of the list. The things that...

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Luna winced as the door clicked behind her, she gave a weak smile as Celestia looked at her with disappointment. She pouted and sat down, when she was comfortable she spoke, "Have you been waiting long dear sister?"

Luna started to sweat, it was the third time she's been late to dinner this week and the 15th time this month! Celestia was going to banish her to the moon! Or worse, make her miss desser-

"Nah not thaaaaat long really...!" Celestia slurred trying her best to seem normal, "Sis? You alright?" Luna asked staring at her sister with a creased eyebrow and a concerned look on her...

"Oh! opalescence! i am so excited!" rarity gushed squeezing her fluffy white kitty Opel so hard. Opel yowled and hissed but rarity simply ignored the thing, and kept on talking looking Opel square in the eye. "Oh! its going to be so much fun! a slumber party, with all our bffs!" she squeezed Opel so hard that she jumped out of her clutch and hide under the bed. rarity didn't mind. she was too busy picking out perfect pj's to wear at the slumber party. "Pretty sure twilight said we should all be there at around 6." rarity's head wised around at the clock on her night table. "oh my heavens! that...

This was inspired by the new episode "Rainbow Falls" in which there a heartbreaking moment where Soarin' says Rainbow is lucky to have friends, because no one visited him, not even Spitfire.

It's a nice cloudy day in Ponyville, and Blazin' is just about to wake up when....

Rainbow: *swings bedroom door open* Yo, I heard you are the only pony who hasn't heard of or met Soarin'!

Blazin': GYAHH!! *bounces up and hits the floor* Yeah, what about it?

Rainbow: Your'e kidding, right? He's one of the captains of the awesome Wonderbolts! You have GOT to meet him! I'll wait outside for you.

Blazin': Ready....

Sunny walked to Sean's house. In Sean's room, this was happening.

Sean: *In bed with Rainbow Dash. He kisses her* How long do you wanna do this?
Rainbow Dash: Forever.
Sean: So do I.
Sunny: *Knocks on the door*
Sean: And someone has to ruin the moment.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: *Walks downstairs, and sees Sunny* Oh, hey.
Sunny: Hi.
Sean: Now's not really a good time to be here.
Sunny: Why?
Sean: I was making out with my special somepony.
Sunny: But you're a hedgehog!
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: *Comes downstairs* Everything okay?
Sean: I don't know. Is everything okay Sunny?
Sunny: Yeah,...

This story has been discussed for a long time.
Nd now I'm finally doing it..
It's much dark then the first spoof..
But this first chapter is just of where the orginal spoof left off..


When AppleBloom finally woke up. She found herself inside a very unpleasent looking room.
The room was decorated with a typical but twisted Pinkie Pie flair. Colorful streamers of dried entrails danced around the ceiling, brightly painted skulls of all sizes were stuck on the walls, and organs done up in pastels filled with helium tied to the backs of chairs. The tables and chairs were made of bones and flesh of past...

Episode 2: New School (Part 2)

Scott Summers: *Looks outside* What’s going on outside?

???: *Enters, carrying the Mane Six*

Angel: Wolverine! What are you doing?!

Wolverine: *Has a yellow and blue suit, and has three Adamantium claws on each hand* I’ve found some intruders!

Cyclops: Stop! Those are my friends!

Iceman: Your friends?

Cyclops: I used to go to Canterlot High, and those six were my friends there.

Professor X: *Enters* What is going on?

Wolverine: I’ve captured some-

Professor X: *Interrupts* Intruders? I’ve told you many times not to be hasty when dealing with intruders!

Wolverine:...

Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Scott Summers: *Sitting by himself, has brown hair, blue eyes hidden by red glasses, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit next to Scott Summers*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Scott!

Scott Summers: *Sees the Mane Six next to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Scott?

Scott Summers: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are you sure? We can’t help you if you don’t talk to us.

Scott Summers: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* You don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity:...

The first night at the infirmary, Papillon was sleeping with the rest of the prisoners. Then he woke up, and saw one of the ponies working at the infirmary named Andre Maturette awake in his bed.

Prisoner 1: *Opens door*
Andre: *Staring at prisoner*
Prisoner 2: *Looks at flowers in vase, and takes one out*
Prisoner 1: *Takes flower, and shows it to Andre*
Andre: *Moves back an inch*
Prisoner 1: *Puts flower in Andre's mouth*
Prisoner 2: *Looks around room*
Papillon: *Turns his face away so that the prisoners won't know that he's awake*
Prisoner 2: *Looks back at Andre*
Papillon: *Slowly turns...

When I got to school, one of my classmates got the idea to put on fake teeth as a prank for our teacher, Miss. Shields. He had fake teeth for us all, and we thought it would be a good idea at the time.

Ralphie: *Putting in fake teeth*
Student 3: She's coming, quick.
Students: *Getting to their seats while snickering*
Miss. Shields: Settle down class.
Students: *Stops snickering*
Miss. Shields: *Writing her name on the board* Good morning class.
Students: Good morning Miss. Shields! *Laughing*
Miss. Shields: *Staring at students*
Students: *Putting their heads down so Miss. Shields can't see the...

This episode made up for "Putting Your Hoof Down". I'm dead serious. It's just that good.

The episode starts with Rainbow Dash getting all of the Pegasus in Ponyville to help her propel water up to Cloudsdale. Now, everypony shows up except for...Fluttershy.

Fluttershy has stage fright after being bullied in her childhood. Rainbow Dash convinces Fluttershy, in a very kind way (kudos to Rainbow Dash) and Fluttershy joins.

When they practice, each Pegasus must get a score of 10.0 Wingpower. When Fluttershy begins to fly, a pair of bully ponies start to laugh at her. This causes Fluttershy's wingpower...

After being promoted by Pete, Percy went to wait with Hawkeye, and Stylo.

Hawkeye: What's with the sticker you're wearing?
Percy: Pete put that on there to let everypony that I'm now an engineer on this line.
Stylo: Ah, congratulations on the promotion.
Percy: Thank you.
Gordon: *Arrives* What the fuck is this? You have enough room to let Percy sit with you, but you won't let me sit with you?
Hawkeye: What can we say? You're fatter, and much more rude then Percy.
Gordon: Why are you wearing a sticker? What are you, three?
Percy: Read it, and find out.
Gordon: *Reading sticker* New engineer? What...

''I am very proud of you all for saving Equestria once again.'' Celestia said. They walked in the castle and Celestia showed them the stained glass they were in. They were stunned when they saw it. Twilight said, ''This is-''. ''Don't I look dashing in it!? Look at my beautiful mane and tail! I need one of these at my boutique!'' Rarity said. They all laughed. ''What? It is beautiful.'' Rarity said. ''I also thank you for reuniting me with my sister.'' Celestia said. Luna and Celestia hugged. ''I think this calls for a......PARTY!!!'' Pinkie Pie exclaimed.

Everypony was at the Crystal Empire...

The train finally made it to the crystal empire. Princess Cadence was waiting.

Princess Cadence: You made it.
Easter bunny: Yeah, and now to celebrate easter.
Rainbow Dash: Did you see me pull the train?
Princess Cadence: What
Rainbow Dash: I pulled it most of the way here from Ponyville.
Pinkie Pie: We filmed it to!
Rainbow Dash: Now everyone gets to see my awesomeness!
Easter bunny: Not yet! We've gotta celebrate Easter.
Rainbow Dash: Fine! Let's color some eggs.

Everypony in the crystal empire started painting eggs. While this was happening the easter bunny hid some eggs for the ponies to find....

All the ponies of ponyville are running backwards, the animals are running around, half of all the houses in ponyville are destroyed. Stormy, Nikki, Cotton Swirls, Score, and Azura are running to Stormy's house. When they finally arrived, they started making plans.

Stormy: Okay guys, what do we do first?
Azura: We have never defeated somepony so powerful...
Cotton Swirls: .....Some of us ponies, may not live....
Score: And I really don't wanna die....
Nikki: WOAH! Hang on there y'all, it's true, we may not live, but we'll still fight. We all have talent, mahn is with the rope.
Stormy: Nikki is right...my...

As the mane 6 found Princess Celestia and Luna searching for the elements of of harmony to defeat Discord who is currently ruling Equestria with chaos and disharmony. "Hello can you ask me your name please?" asked Princess Celestia,"Sure I am Twilight Sparkle and theses are my friends Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Rarity, Apple Jack, and Pinkie Pie," exclaimed Twilight Sparkle,"Hey sister did you find them yet, Oh who are theses friends of yours," asked Princess Luna,"Hey I know You Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Apple Jack and Pinkie Pie. Friends nope complete strangers to me."said...

This is my first article that I'm writing for Fanpop, and it's 11pm at night, and I have school in the morning. So if I start rambling of the convenience of solar energy in Ponyville, due to Rainbow Dash's ability to clear the sky in 10 seconds flat, please, don't stop reading.

Let me start:

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She's Actually A Half-Mortal Goddess

In Ancient Greek times, the peeps believed that Zeus was the King of Le Gods. But he was also the sluttiest thing since credit cards. So, he got a lot of mortals preggo, and the usual outcome was a supernaturally enhanced baby, such as Hercules.

Who knows? Perhaps some...