Sterling Marlin, and Jimmy Spencer were enjoying their ride on a Kawasaki motorcycle, but because of Jimmy's weight, the bike kept leaning backwards with the front wheel getting off the ground.
Jimmy: Will you stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.
Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding by a police pony, and were forced to pull over.
Police Pony: *Walks to Linda, and Lola's car*
Linda: *Gets out with Lola*
Police Pony: Good evening ma'am. I need to see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.
Lola: What's the charge handsome?
Police Pony: *Sweating* Speeding.
Linda: We're very sorry officer. *Gives the cop her info* We had to do our makeup, and we weren't paying attention.
Police Pony: We all make mistakes ma'am, but 120 miles an hour? Don't you think that's a bit extreme?
Right after his sentence finished, several more cars sped past. Their speeds were higher than that of the car he just pulled over.
Police Pony: What in the world was that?!
Linda: Looks like a race is going on.
Police Pony: *Returns everything to Linda* I can't get you foxy ladies in trouble. Especially with everyone else going faster than you. Now drive safely, and remember to watch the signs.
Lola: You're a real gentleman.
The two mares drove away as the police pony turned around to drive elsewhere.
Linda: That went pretty well.
Further up the road, Donald was trying to follow Mick, and Doug in their Nascar Camareo.
Mick: I ain't doin' anythin' wrong, and this here commie wants us to pull over.
Doug: A Russian's pullin' us over?
Mick: It would appear to be so. *Takes down the window net* Good evening sir.
Donald: Pull your car over!
Mick: What in the hell for? We're followin' the speed limit.
Donald: You're one of those illegal racers taking part in the Cannonball Run!
Doug: What did he say?
Mick: He called us illegal. Now look here mister! We ain't the one's driving a Communist car from Communist Russia! If anypony's illegal, it's you!
Donald: This car's not Russian, it's Japanese!
Doug: Even worse.
Mick: Well let's see if you can keep up loser! *Floors it*
Song (Start at 0:53): link
Donald: You!! Will not escape that easily.
Geena: Let it go Donald.
Donald: You maybe my sister, but I will slap you if you don't shut up!!
Doug: Eeeh! He's flooring it like we are, but he can't catch up!
Mick: This is beautiful! *Laughing*
Doug: We probably should have put headlights on this thing though. I'm having a hard time seeing now with our faster speeds.
Mick: Well you ain't the one drivin', so don't worry about it.
Doug: Fair point.
They ran through an intersection, and caused an SUV to spin out of control.
Donald: AAAH!!! *Crashes into the SUV*
Victor: *Driving the ambulance* Hey. JJ. Look at that.
JJ: Do you think we'll find a victim in there?
Victor: We'll see. *Stops at the crash site*
Donald: Oh thank you. *Gets out of his car* I am so glad to see you guys!
Victor: Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay down or something. *Spots Geena* Hey, uh. Wasn't expecting to see you here.
Geena: Will you be taking me, and my brother to the hospital?
Victor: Yeah, or course, get in at the back.
Donald: Can I go too? She's my sister.
Victor: Certainly. Just write down what you did to cause this wreck. *Gives Donald a notepad, and pen*
Geena: *Opens the door, and sees the doctor*
An organ started playing for only five seconds. Geena was scared to see that the doctor was a cross-eyed stallion with a messy silver mane.
Geena: Y-y-you're a doctor?
Doctor: Nopony's died from my work yet.
JJ: Please get in. *Pulls Geena into the ambulance*
Victor: Perfect, now I'm gonna call the police, and come straight back to you. *Runs to the ambulance*
Instead of calling the police however, Victor instantly drove away.
Donald: Hey! HEY WAIT!! YOU'VE GOT MY SISTER!!!
Geena: *Watching Donald run after the ambulance* Hey, we're leaving my brother behind.
JJ: Who?
Geena: *Goes up to Victor* Excuse me. You left my brother behind.
Victor: Who?
Geena: I think we oughta turn around, and pick him up.
Victor: No one cares, he's a bastard.
Geena: But, please-
Victor: Look lady, we need you to be our patient so we can go to Los Angeles.
Geena: What are you taking me to Los Angeles for?
Victor: To win a race. You wanna do that, don't you? You usually win money for it.
Geena: I'm more interested in nature. You know, like trees.
Victor: Yeah, yeah, we went over it back at Darien.
Geena: They are good for the environment. And it's lovely to hear all the birds that sit on the branches, and sing their songs. I even know a poem about trees.
Victor: Now I'll tell you what's lovely. *Looks back* JJ! Take over with the Doc, and get up front!
2 B Continued
Jimmy: Will you stop doing a wheelie Sterling?
Sterling: I can't Jimmy! Your body is too heavy!
Linda: *Driving*
Linda & Lola's electric Chevronet Pearla.
Lola: It would appear that everypony is using Route 15 to get out of Darien.
Linda: Yes, but their old fashioned gas guzzlers won't be able to catch our superior machine.
Unfortunately, as they drove their electric Chevronet, they were caught speeding by a police pony, and were forced to pull over.
Police Pony: *Walks to Linda, and Lola's car*
Linda: *Gets out with Lola*
Police Pony: Good evening ma'am. I need to see your license, registration, and proof of insurance.
Lola: What's the charge handsome?
Police Pony: *Sweating* Speeding.
Linda: We're very sorry officer. *Gives the cop her info* We had to do our makeup, and we weren't paying attention.
Police Pony: We all make mistakes ma'am, but 120 miles an hour? Don't you think that's a bit extreme?
Right after his sentence finished, several more cars sped past. Their speeds were higher than that of the car he just pulled over.
Police Pony: What in the world was that?!
Linda: Looks like a race is going on.
Police Pony: *Returns everything to Linda* I can't get you foxy ladies in trouble. Especially with everyone else going faster than you. Now drive safely, and remember to watch the signs.
Lola: You're a real gentleman.
The two mares drove away as the police pony turned around to drive elsewhere.
Linda: That went pretty well.
Further up the road, Donald was trying to follow Mick, and Doug in their Nascar Camareo.
Donald's Hudson Legend
Mick: I ain't doin' anythin' wrong, and this here commie wants us to pull over.
Doug: A Russian's pullin' us over?
Mick: It would appear to be so. *Takes down the window net* Good evening sir.
Donald: Pull your car over!
Mick: What in the hell for? We're followin' the speed limit.
Donald: You're one of those illegal racers taking part in the Cannonball Run!
Doug: What did he say?
Mick: He called us illegal. Now look here mister! We ain't the one's driving a Communist car from Communist Russia! If anypony's illegal, it's you!
Donald: This car's not Russian, it's Japanese!
Doug: Even worse.
Mick: Well let's see if you can keep up loser! *Floors it*
Song (Start at 0:53): link
Donald: You!! Will not escape that easily.
Geena: Let it go Donald.
Donald: You maybe my sister, but I will slap you if you don't shut up!!
Doug: Eeeh! He's flooring it like we are, but he can't catch up!
Mick: This is beautiful! *Laughing*
Doug: We probably should have put headlights on this thing though. I'm having a hard time seeing now with our faster speeds.
Mick: Well you ain't the one drivin', so don't worry about it.
Doug: Fair point.
They ran through an intersection, and caused an SUV to spin out of control.
Donald: AAAH!!! *Crashes into the SUV*
Victor: *Driving the ambulance* Hey. JJ. Look at that.
JJ: Do you think we'll find a victim in there?
Victor: We'll see. *Stops at the crash site*
Donald: Oh thank you. *Gets out of his car* I am so glad to see you guys!
Victor: Yeah, yeah, yeah, stay down or something. *Spots Geena* Hey, uh. Wasn't expecting to see you here.
Geena: Will you be taking me, and my brother to the hospital?
Victor: Yeah, or course, get in at the back.
Donald: Can I go too? She's my sister.
Victor: Certainly. Just write down what you did to cause this wreck. *Gives Donald a notepad, and pen*
Geena: *Opens the door, and sees the doctor*
An organ started playing for only five seconds. Geena was scared to see that the doctor was a cross-eyed stallion with a messy silver mane.
Geena: Y-y-you're a doctor?
Doctor: Nopony's died from my work yet.
JJ: Please get in. *Pulls Geena into the ambulance*
Victor: Perfect, now I'm gonna call the police, and come straight back to you. *Runs to the ambulance*
Instead of calling the police however, Victor instantly drove away.
Donald: Hey! HEY WAIT!! YOU'VE GOT MY SISTER!!!
Geena: *Watching Donald run after the ambulance* Hey, we're leaving my brother behind.
JJ: Who?
Geena: *Goes up to Victor* Excuse me. You left my brother behind.
Victor: Who?
Geena: I think we oughta turn around, and pick him up.
Victor: No one cares, he's a bastard.
Geena: But, please-
Victor: Look lady, we need you to be our patient so we can go to Los Angeles.
Geena: What are you taking me to Los Angeles for?
Victor: To win a race. You wanna do that, don't you? You usually win money for it.
Geena: I'm more interested in nature. You know, like trees.
Victor: Yeah, yeah, we went over it back at Darien.
Geena: They are good for the environment. And it's lovely to hear all the birds that sit on the branches, and sing their songs. I even know a poem about trees.
Victor: Now I'll tell you what's lovely. *Looks back* JJ! Take over with the Doc, and get up front!
2 B Continued
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How can you see we have FUCKIN PORN ATTACK on our butyfull place... WE NEED TO DO SOMETHINK WITH IT!!! WE HAVE 2 ATTACERS ON OUR FANCLUB - GUMBALISBESTCHARACTER & LOVEPONY
WEE NEED DO SOMETHINK WITH THEME
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Today, I'll be reviewing the nineteenth episode of season two in My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
In my opinion, I didn't like Putting Your Hoof Down at all. I know Fluttershy was just being assertive but she took assertiveness to a whole new level. And that's not good. Everypony was treating her like an invisible or baby pony. They thought Fluttershy was a pony that they could trick easily. I'm glad she stood up to most of them but like Pinkie Pie and Rarity, some didn't deserve it.
I know I'm being a bit harsh but Putting Your Hoof is the worst episode that My Little Pony or Hasbro has come up with, to me.
I expected more in a Fluttershy episode especially because she is my third favorite pony out of the Mane Six. I felt like they spoiled this episode by making Flutterbitch return again.
In other words, terrible episode, not a very good plot but the humor was perfect.
In my opinion, I didn't like Putting Your Hoof Down at all. I know Fluttershy was just being assertive but she took assertiveness to a whole new level. And that's not good. Everypony was treating her like an invisible or baby pony. They thought Fluttershy was a pony that they could trick easily. I'm glad she stood up to most of them but like Pinkie Pie and Rarity, some didn't deserve it.
I know I'm being a bit harsh but Putting Your Hoof is the worst episode that My Little Pony or Hasbro has come up with, to me.
I expected more in a Fluttershy episode especially because she is my third favorite pony out of the Mane Six. I felt like they spoiled this episode by making Flutterbitch return again.
In other words, terrible episode, not a very good plot but the humor was perfect.
Applejack
Applejack possesses the element of honesty. As Applejack tries to save Twilight Sparkle from hanging over the edge from a long drop, she tells her to let go, much to Twilight's surprise. Applejack says that if Twilight will trust her and let go, she will be safe. Twilight does so, and mid-fall, she is caught by Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. Her spirit was symbolized by her gold necklace with a citrine shaped like her cutie mark.
Fluttershy
Fluttershy's element is kindness. When the group encounters an angry manticore, they decide to fight it in order to get past it, but Fluttershy...
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Applejack possesses the element of honesty. As Applejack tries to save Twilight Sparkle from hanging over the edge from a long drop, she tells her to let go, much to Twilight's surprise. Applejack says that if Twilight will trust her and let go, she will be safe. Twilight does so, and mid-fall, she is caught by Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. Her spirit was symbolized by her gold necklace with a citrine shaped like her cutie mark.
Honesty
Fluttershy
Fluttershy's element is kindness. When the group encounters an angry manticore, they decide to fight it in order to get past it, but Fluttershy...
