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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Victor & JJ had a brand new Flam Wrestler that was modified with 600 horsepower. They were about to see how fast it could go on a straight stretch of road.

Victor: *Revs the engine* Alright, you ready?
JJ: As ready as I'll ever be!
Victor: Here goes nothing! *Floors it, and quickly goes over 70 miles an hour*
JJ: This is really fast!
Victor: Yeah, but we're losing traction whenever we switch gears! *Shifts into 3rd, and starts to swerve* This is not working well!! *Loses control, and stops in a ditch*

It quickly got dusty inside the car.

JJ: *Coughs twice*
VIctor: *Slams his hoof on the dashboard*
JJ: What's your next plan boss?
Victor: Getting out of here before someone calls an ambulance. Or the cops.

Meanwhile, Sergi and Apyr were also travelling fast. On a train.

Sergi: Aaaah. I tell you Apyr. Whenever we need a break from the road, this is the way to travel. Our car is safely loaded on an autorack, and the two of us get to enjoy some cool refreshments, snacks, and a fine look at the landscape.
Apyr: I'm glad we left Russia to come here.
Sergi: The United States of Equestria really knows how to treat it's citizens.

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On a desert road somewhere in Saddle Arabia, a brand new luxury car was travelling at 90 miles an hour.
Shiek Ben Falafel's car
Shiek Ben Falafel's car

The driver was a very rich stallion by the name of Abdul Ben Falafel. He was a Sheik.

Abdul: *Quickly stops his car in front of his mansion*
Guard 3: *Opens the door for the sheik*
Abdul: *Steps out* Thank you Gregory! Ah, it's a beautiful day. I know if I drive fast like that, I will dominate everyone, and everything in my way, and win the rally across Equestria.
Guard 2: But your majesty. You're supposed to stay safe, and take over your father's oil business.
Abdul: I will stay safe while I drive. Not even lightning can stop my beautiful vehicle. I will not be harmed by anything! And now! Another practice run!! *Gets back in his car, and quickly drives away*
Guard 3: He's really gone mad.
Guard 2: He wants to win this race more than anything.
Abdul: *Goes airborne for two seconds* Weeeeehoooo!!!!!!!!!!!

Abdul Ben Falafel had a massive grin on his face as he drove his car on the dirt road at over 120 miles an hour. The paint of his car shone in the sunlight, but it wasn't as shiny as his clean white teeth as he continued running extremely fast down the road. The suspension was very hard at work absorbing every bump encountered to make sure the sheik had a comfortable journey.

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After the ski chase, I went home. Even though I lived across the street from Jeff The Killer, he would never be able to find me.

Jeff: *In the basement*
Guards 3 & 5: *Arrive* Sir. We must tell you something.
Jeff: You look beat up. What happened?
Guard 3: Scootaloo escaped.
Jeff: I hope you're lying.
Guard 5: Unfortunately he is not.
Jeff: Then if you don't find her, I'll use your bodyparts to make cupcakes.
Guard 3: We are robots sir.
Guard 5: We do not have bodyparts.
Jeff: Then I will kill you two. Go find her! And what happened to the other three guards?
Guard 3: They died.
Guard 4:...
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Twilight is fucking scary in this video! Her head should not be on a train!!
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, you finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Christmas List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got more important news.
Tom: Yes. In the previous episode, we forgot...
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CUPCAKES: 
I can already tell the amount of haters I'm gonna earn when I say "I wish there were more writers like Sergent Sprinkles".
This is, in my opinion, the greatest creepypasta ever. 
Not even for the plot. But the but most of the narration's are the reason why I would say the story is a bit of an inspiration to me.. As he/she really knows how to fill certain moods when describing the settings.. 
Not only that, but the fact that Cupcakes has some of the greastest fan videos and fan sequels is also why I am a good supporter of the story.. It has one of the greatest songs ever "Get ready...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Title Screen
Title Screen
Con Mane is back, but he's not the only one to make a return.

This story begins in Bangkok, China at a restaurant/bath house. Con was dressed in a white suit with a black bowtie. He was meeting up with three generals from the Chinese Army in the restaurant which was a floor above the bath house. The Generals were also dressed up in white suits, but their bowties were grey.

Con: *Sits down*
Chinese General 1: Hello 0007.
Con: Nín hǎo.
Chinese General 1: I didn't know you spoke my language Mr. Mane.
Con: Yes, well when it comes to ripping off Indiana Jones movies, I guess one has to be good...
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posted by DragonAura15
"If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"If there's anything you want to talk about... "
"Here we are!" Ethereal stood in front of a shimmering pool of water.
    "Where did this come from?" Silversheen asked.
    "See that crack in the ceiling?" Ethereal pointed with her hoof. There was indeed a fairly small split in the ceiling of the cavern. Water dripped down from it, landing softly in the pool below. "Apparently we're underneath a pond right now. Isn't that cool?"
    "It is," Silversheen admitted.         
    "Well, what am I still doing standing around?...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In the Griffon Kingdom, Gilda was meeting other griffons in her army.

Gilda: *Walks into castle* Hello?
Tomtom: Another griffon has arrived sir.
McKing: Ah, hello madam. What can I do for you?
Gilda: I need to join your army in order to defeat the ponies.
McKing: Well, I don't think that's possible. You see-
Gilda: *Choking McKing* Let me join, or else.
McKing: *Coughing* Okay.
Gilda: That's more like it.
McKing: Meet some of my trusted soldiers. Over there is Tomtom.
Tomtom: Hi!
McKing: Over here is Max.
Max: Good day to you ma'am.
McKing: Porter.
Porter: Hello.
Gilda: Aren't you a little too...
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor
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Source: original owners, EQD, tumblr, joyreactor