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Saten is trying to do tryouts for a play, the coach becomes frustrated with poor acts, Saten's rival sabotages his performance and gets him cut.

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Saten returns home, angry, Sword calls to him from a vent in the house where he was trapped chasing a dropped piece of Skittles candy, and if Saten gets him out he'll help in return.

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BEDROOM / Sword had escaped.

Sword: I use to do characters and back before I met you guys (shows scrapbook) I was half of the most popular ventril-agrgah act in the world. My partner Dennis didn't know the first thing about ventril-gahvel. But it didn't matter, because I do all the work.

Saten: Hmm. Almost sounds too good to be true.

Sword: That's the spirit!

Sword goes to a closet

Sword: Step one.. (pulls out facepaint kit) I have to apply several layers of this pungent lacquer face paint to really make it look like I'm made out of wood.. Which is important, because almost all of my material is wood-based puns.

Saten: (sniffs) Aw, it smells.

Sword: Uh huh.. Now next (shoves something into his ears, he's committed, I give him that) painful prosthetics to give me fully-flappable eyebrows and ears. And finally, (pulls out needle) I inject just a scosche of paralyzing agent into my arms and legs.

Sword infects himself, his arms fall flat and he moves like he's wooden.

Saten: Wow, you move just like a dumm- (Sword slaps him)

Sword: ... Now Saten.. Why do you think I slapped you? It's because you used a certain word. Do you know what that word is?

Saten: Is it... ( Thwack! )

Sword: That's right! Never, ever call me a dummy. The word "dummy" is degrading. I am a manually-articulated perfomative kinesio-maquette... named Dudley Dingleberry.

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Saten's new prefamance goes over well, Sword making everyone laugh with cheesy wood puns.

Saten: Wow, it worked. Everyone really thinks you're a du... (Sword turns over to him)

Sword: A what, Twist?

Saten: Du- Dudley. I was gonna say Dudley.

Sword: (deadpan) They all think I'm a Dudley? That's what you were gonna say?

Suddenly one of the performers is rushed in, she having a broken leg.

Pony holding her: The brakes on Carla's bike somehow gave out! And she crashed right into the flagpole!

Sword.(high pitched voice): Whaaat, who would do that!

Saten: What?

Sword: Looks like she.. Took a tumble.

(Everyone laughs, including Carla)

Saten: That kind of humour isn't exactly to my taste, but I think we got a good shot at winning this thing.

Sword: Yes. We're gonna kill the competition!

Sword's demeanour slowly changes to one of menace towards the other contestants. When Saten's singing rival insults him, Sword follows him to a darkened weight room. Eventually he grabs the barbell and with a terrifying evil smile he is seen dropping it onto him.

Saten confronts Sword when he finds out, and Sword says "the bar was lowered".

Saten: That, wasn't really an answer, but alright..

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Sword's behaviour continues to worsen to the point he traps Derpy in a sauna to incapacitate her from the competition, only ones left are Saten and Glaze. But Saten had enough and confronts Sword, as this is actually very out of character for him, but he finds that Sword has entered a catatonic state. He further finds that the former ventriloquism partner was locked away in an asylum for murders caused by Dudley Dinkleberry. Saten puts together that something deeper is going on than just Sword being Sword.

He returns home, Sword still in his state and Saten reads the kit.

Saten: "Industrial airplane paint. Inhalation may cause temporary psychosis! That's it! All right, buddy. All I have to do is get that makeup off you, and everything will go back to normal. (In the background Dudley Dinkleberry slowly turns his head to him) We'll have to forfeit the talent show, but it's a small price to... (Sees Sword gone) H Hello?

Sword reappears in front of him and leaps onto him.

Saten: AHHH!

Sword/Dudley:: (holding out tranquillizer needle) (Mechanical Laughter)

Saten: AHH! (gets injected)

Sword/Dudley: (Mechanical Laughter)

Saten falls unconscious.

Sword/Dudley: (evilly) The show must go on... (sees Trixie holding book)

Trixie: A... am I early for book club?

Sword/Dudley: (angrily) No, you're late! And that's two weeks in a row! You're out!

Trixie: (looks down sadly) I didn't read it anyway.

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After an unknown amount of time Saten Twist awakens in the backroom of a stage, the now possessed Sword singing to himself, and says he injected Saten with paralyzer fluid.

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Sword wins them the competition with horribly bad wood puns but still makes the crowd wet themselves.

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Sword/Dudley: Congrats Saten, despite all your efforts to remain a loser, I made you a winner- Aw crap

Sword falls down, pretending to be a doll as Glaze pulls over a large water tank for her act.

Glaze: All tucked out huh? Well wish me luck dude.

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Evil Sword throws Saten and himself back into original backstage room.

Sword/Dudley: Looks like green is bringing her A game, I hadn't really considered her a threat, which is why she's the only other competitor.. But fear not, escape tricks don't work if you "can't escape". (Grabs broomstick)

Saten: (slowly breaks free from drug) Sword.. No..

Sword/Dudley: Hmm, looks like your starting to recover.. But tuck you away, just… (gulligan cut to him locking Saten in a suitcase) … In case.. Had to pause for 5 minutes in the middle of my sentence, but worth it.

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Sword/Dudley sneaks over to Glaze in her performance and traps her inside with the broomstick, Saten breaks free of the trunk but can't save her.

Sword/Dudley: Too late red man, you can't save Glaze with your weak little arms, so you may as well sit back, and enjoy the show.. (evil laugh)

Saten panickly looks for a means to break the glass and spots a revolver near Sword, apparently not a prop after-all.

Saten: (smirks) Hey Dinkleberry!

Sword/Dudley (flatly): Yes?

Saten: I may be paralyzed right now, but your still.. A dummy! (Dudley becomes angry and grabs the gun pointing it at him from close range)

Sword/Dudley: Say it one more time.

Saten: (glare) A dum- (Dudley shoots him) AHHH (bullet goes though his arm and breaks the glass tank, not only saving Glaze, but the water knocking Sword back to himself, Saten is seen sobbing about his wound)

Sword: Oh shit, somebody shot Saten.. (notices gun) Oh shit, I shot Saten!

Saten: (sword pokes hoof into bullet wound) AHHH!

Sword: Aw, gross.. (grabs him) come on.. (drags him away)

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The two boys are back at the apartment, Saten has cast.

Sword: … Oh yeah, that's why I stopped using that character. The makeup is cursed or something. (Chuckles) Totally slipped my mind.

Saten: And I learned…

Sword: Now to make sure I never use this stuff again.. (tucks it into closed with sloppily placed sticky note "do not use".. Which immediately falls off, along with many similar warnings, one of them being "Derpy do 'not' eat this".
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I saw the Royal Guards trying their best to defend Canterlot against the changelings.

"We have to get to Princess Celestia", said Twilight.

The hot air balloon landed by the castle and so did RD and I. We all ran inside the castle. We saw Princess Celestia in the gross, green, sticky, goo on the ceiling.

"Princess", exclaimed Twilight.

"I'm fine, just stop her!"

"It's too late", said Queen Chrysalis as she entered the room. "My changeling minions have already took the form of almost every pony in Canterlot and Ponyville. And soon, all of Equestria!" She laughed an evil laugh.

"Not if we can...
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Rainbow Dash pushed forward, she made her way out of the hut. Little did she notice the Stallion standing behind her. "Well who are YOU lovely pegasus?" Rainbow Dash squealed. He laughed, "I`m sorry I did not mean to frighten you!" Rainbow scowled. The Stallion walked over to her.




"Recongize me sistah?!" the Stallion laughed again. Rainbow looked him in the eyes, then shook her head. "IT`S ME!!! THE WHITE-COATED STALLION AT THE PARTY!!!" He yelled.
This time Rainbow Dash broke out in hysterical laughter and so did the Stallion. "So you recongize me by my colours eh?" Rainbow nodded. Then she...
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posted by jordy_dash
Welcome to the Royal Mare, we are glad to announce that the fan windwakerguy, has made us a logo, thanks wind! You made Emmy proud! Time for News! The hit role play "revolution" was released a few days ago and has already hit the 500 posts mark! It has gone in to become the new roleplay of the club! Having tonnes of posts each day Check it out! For a brilliant idea by our friend nocturnal mirage!
Our friend wind waker has made another role play, it is the fable rp, you decide how your oc/hero acts, in a way like fable! It has a good concept and can be fun, in other wind waker news,he called...
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in a dark part of the land,moans and screams could be heard as the barriers surrounding the creatures are slowly being penetrated,being banged over and over again by the arms of the species

Boom...

Bang...

Crack!

at last the fence that held the monsters inside are broken and they are set free...free to go where they wanted...and do their eternal mission: to-k i l l a l l p o n i e s w h o h a d t h e m a r k!
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Gasp!

Celestia awoke from her slumber,she sat up from her bed panting constantly,cold sweat dripping down from her face and a look of terror shown on her features "w-what...? n-nooo...they...
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The last solstice

Chapter 41: Power through deceit


Luna walked over to the edge of the balcony with casual steps. She looked down to the place where her own sister vanished from her sight a moment ago, then burst out in a mad laughter.

“Ha ha ha ha ha!” she tittered maniacally. “Justice is served!”

A second later, something slit through the air with a loud swish, and a circular metal object pierced her chest. Luna gaped, her features revealing surprise and disbelief. Her eyes traveled downwards to see what caused the pain. She discovered with shock, that it was her own royal seal, she...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
I was carrying a M249 machine gun, and a .44 magnum. I had to stop Discord's army from doing any damage, and that's exactly what I was going to do.

Italians: *resting in castle*
Sean: *Walking up towards Castle*
Italian Soldier: *Spots Sean* I see him.
Italians: E 'quasi qui, preparatevi!
Sean: *hears shouting* Italians. They really love shouting at each other.
Italian Soldier: *Throws grenade*
Sean: Whoa *Runs away*
Italian Soldier: Gettare più granate!
Italians: *Gathering grenades*
Sean: *Shoots Italian soldier by window*
Italian Soldier: *Dies while pulling pin on grenade*
Italian Captain:...
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posted by flippy_fan210
If you don't like/know creepypasta, you won't like this.



Jeff entered the mansion in the middle of the night. He was covered in blood, as usual and a few scratch marks were on his arms from victims struggling. He grabbed a bagel and a can of beer and walked up to Ben's room.

"Hey Jeff, don't touch anything." Ben said as Jeff entered the room. He was playing Pokemon Red version on his gameboy with his left hand while playing Skyrim with his right.

"Yeah, yeah, I know. Why did Slendy make us roomates anyway?"

"Because we can't kill each other, I can go into any technology and you're-"

Jeff interrupted...
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Source: deviantart
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Source: Me. Myself. And I.
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That night in hut 105, they had the meeting just like Bartholomew planned.

Bartholomew: Fillies, and gentlecolts, me, and the princess here have thought up a plan. Gilda thinks that we'll all sit out of this war, and be comfortable about it. So when the goons see us, we'll do what they expect, playing sports, and gardening, or fixing whatever they want us to do. Meanwhile, when they're not around, we dig.
Jade: How many ponies do you plan on digging out Bartholomew?
Bartholomew: Two hundred and fifty.
Ponies: *Gasping*
Bartholomew: There will be no half measurements this time. Everypony is getting...
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Previously, Pablo, Sigmund, and a few other ponies were making an attempt to escape.

Mexican Prisoners: *About to exit camp*
Major Skyler: Halt.
Mexican Prisoners: *Stop*
Major Skyler: *walks to Pablo* Who is this? *Points at Sigmund*
Pablo: He's just an amigo.
Major Skyler: Amigo?
Pablo: Amigo!
Major Skyler: Get back to your hut Pablo.
Pablo: *Leaves prisoners*
Major Skyler: You too Sigmund.
Sigmund: *Goes back to Shining Armor*
Major: Move!
Mexican Prisoners: *Exiting camp*

Soon, the three trucks arrived.

Major Skyler: Pitchfork.
Griffon 43: *Gives Major a pitchfork*
Major Skyler: Stop.
Truck drivers:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 24

Orion

May 17, 1953

Ah. Good old Cheyenne Wyoming. The town that always starts an episode of Ponies On The Rails, but not for this one. No, this episode starts off in San Diego.

Orion: *Stops freight train at docks*
Dock Worker: Thanks a lot Orion....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
This building is where Yolo, and the captain are at.
At Stalliongrad, with Yolo, and a bunch of russian ponies.

Yolo: The day is very warm.
Russian Captain: Too warm for my liking. Where is that maid when you need her?
Maid: *Arrives* Would you gentlecolts like anything?
Russian Captain: Vodka.
Yolo: Nothing for me, go away.
Maid: *walks away*
Lola: *On top of building, running towards the edge*
Russian Captain: Do you hear something?
Yolo: No. Finish your vodka. *walks away*
Lola: *Jumps on balcony*
Yolo: *Turns around* Ah, Lola. Arrest her.

Meanwhile, at the entrance of the building

Russian pony 9: *Driving truck of weapons*
Con: *Jumps on truck*
Russians:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con found Lola tied to her bed, and there was tape on her mouth.

Con: *Frees Lola* What happened?
Lola: One of Frank's men came here, and tied me to this chair. He kept asking me where you were, but I didn't say anything.
Con: And that's why he tied you to the bed?
Lola: Yes.
Con: Well it's over. I killed him, and now we got to dump his body somewhere.
Lola: Where are we going to do that?
Con: Tonight. Oh, and I got the groceries. This should be enough for our flight into Equestria.
Lola:Con! *hugs Con* We can't go back to Equestria. Your boss will be looking for you.
Con: He won't know where...
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The next day came like a bolt again going through the cycle of breakfast, bath time, wearing the school uniform and school itself. Having to go through activities wasn’t really that enjoyable to me as the activity this day was song composing (on Music period) but Mrs. Sync spared us some difficulty and got us to our temporary groups: one group for each row of arm chairs,vertically and also that we can take the melody from other songs and just rewrite the lyrics

“okay, so we get to be groupmates then” Liz said to me as she gathered the rest of our group to huddle up

“so what do we do?”...
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posted by Canada24
"What are we gonna do with that guy. Now that he's here, I really don't think we would be able to trust him" Rariry admitted.

"He only just got here. Don't ya'll think you might be overreacting" Applejack admitted.

"AppleJack, please. Have I ever been know to overreact!?" Rarity insisted.


COLLECTION OF FLASHBACKS:

"Did I forget the plates? I did! I totally forgot the plates! Of all the worst things that could happen! This is! The! Worst! Possible! Thing!"

"(sobbing) I lost my dimand encrusted purple ribbin! I have searched high! I have searched low! But I can't find it anywhere!"

"Is that sweat?...
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posted by OnlyAFangirl
Twilight's POV:
"AHHHH" That was me screaming. Again for the last few weeks I had a wierd dream of me & the other 6 going through that portal sending us to that school again. Phew. If I had to go through that again, I would, probably faint.

"Hey Twilight, guess where we're going?!?!" That, was Pinkie Pie. I'm pretty sure you know about her. But where were we going? Could it be The Crystal Empire, Canterlot, another Gala? "We're goingthroughthatPORTALthatyouwentthroughtosavethecrownREMEMBER REMEMBER!?&thenyouiguessfellinlovebutthatdidn'tstopyou,didit?youtookthatcrownawayfromsunsetshimmer&camebacktoEquestria!!!"Oh.No....
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Spike:Oh,man!I don't want to live anymore without my beautiful Harmony!
Peter:Well,I told you that you should......
Spike:Oh,why the hay don't you stop talking?Shut up,Greg!
Peter:Actually,my name is Peter.
Spike:I don't care.Give me more.
Peter:There isn't ''more''.You drink 1000 bottles.
Spike:Ugh,then I will go to the Casino!
Peter:I will not let you.
Spike:I will remember to get you a mice hole,for you to hide,before I kill you.
Peter:Uh,go on,sir.I know the best casino in town...
Spike:Now that's better!
Peter:That way,sir...
Spike:Thanks.Now,bye!
Peter:*puts hoof in head*

Meanwhile at Rarity....
Rarity:Uh,Harmony...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
P was calling Con on his phone

Con: *Answers call*
P: You had to kill him. You couldn't have just brought him in?
Con: I don't give a fuck about that.
P: Well you better if you want to keep your job.
Mr. Foust: Sir, we have info on Frank.
Con: What's going on?
P: We just got info on a pony named Frank. He's with four other ponies, and they're all wearing black fedoras.
Con: Where are they?
P: Sydney Australia. They're at a play, and I think we all know which building that it's in.
Con: Who doesn't?

Con had to go to the opera house in Sydney Australia.

Con: *In backstage area*
P: You know what you're...
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