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What to expect in this episode.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it.

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Toby: So you think you can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: You better believe it.
Toby: And you won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all by myself. You, Tim, and everypony will love it.

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Pony On Motorcycle: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*

Intro
Song: link

Julia: *Driving her police car on the round freeway*
Tim: *Sitting next to her*

Gran Turismo

Starring Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: *Talks on the radio*
Julia: *Increases speed in the car while turning on the police lights*

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog
Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog
And Red Velvet from Dragonaura15

Song: link

Ponies: *Driving their cars on the freeway*

Episode 5: The Drifter

Special Guest Stars

Applejack as Julie Gunner
Barry Baricza as Frank
Amtrak as Gordon Fell

Julia: *Driving between a Buick, and a Porsche*

And introducing a new OC, Reggie

A pony in a black suit was riding a Kawasaki motorcycle as fast as he could.

Old Stallion: *Honks his horn twice as the pony passes him* Damn kids on those two wheel death traps. He's going to get himself killed.
Black Suit Pony: *Does a wheelie, and goes on a car. He goes airborne, and lands on a Nissan Skyline police car*
Police Pony 77: *Talks on the radio* GT4, I got a pony on a motorcycle who just hit my car.
Black Suit Pony: *Takes off*
Police Pony 77: *Follows the pony, and turns on his siren* He's going over 90 miles an hour on a black Kawasaki, license plate, Adam, 44, Henry, Sam, Sam.
Dispatch: Ten-4 GT4, what is your current location?
Police Pony 77: Round Freeway, just passing exit 1.

Julia, and Tim were passing exit 3, just a mile ahead of the chase.

Dispatch: Attention GT24, there's a pony speeding on the freeway, near your location. Your target is a black Kawasaki.

An image of the motorcycle appeared on their front windshield

Tim: *Talks on the radio* Ten-4, we'll chase him if we see him.
Julia: I see him.
Black Suit Pony: *Passes Julia going over 140*
Julia: *Turns on her police lights and sirens as she chases the black suited pony*
Tim: What I don't understand is how he's able to ride one of those things. It's 30 degrees out there.
Black Suit Pony: *Passes between a delivery truck, and a big rig*
Julia: *Goes to the left to pass the two trucks*
Black Suit Pony: *Turns off the freeway, then takes a left, hitting a green car, and flying off the motorcycle*

Stop the song

Julia: *Stops near the motorcycle where it fell, and runs out to the pony who was riding it*
Tim: GT24, suspect has crashed. Send an ambulance to the department store on Byer Road.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Julia: Sir?
Black Suit Pony: *Takes off his helmet*
Julia: Who are you?
Black Suit Pony: Gordon Fell.
Julia: Heh, you can say that again. You okay?
Gordon: I think I broke one of my legs.
Julia: An ambulance is on it's way to pick you up.
Tim: *Arrives* Did you check his driver's license?
Gordon: Let me get it for you. *Takes out his wallet* It's in there along with the registration if you wanna check that too.
Tim: *Takes the wallet* Why were you speeding?
Gordon: I had a meeting to get to. Almost made it to. That car I hit? If I missed it, it would have blocked your path, and I would have gotten away.
Hospital Ponies: *Arrive in the ambulance*
Tim: Your ride is here. *Gives Gordon his wallet back* Next time, why don't you take it slow?
Gordon: Okay. *Stands up* It's okay, I just broke my left front leg.
Hospital Ponies: *Helping Gordon into the ambulance*
Tim: Hey one more thing!
Gordon: Yes officer?
Tim: How come you were on a motorcycle? It's 30 degrees Fahrenheit.
Gordon: Heated suit. I'm afraid it doesn't work anymore since I crashed.
Hospital Ponies: *Close the back doors, and drive away*
Julia: How about that? A heated suit. I wish I had one of those.
Tim: That's two of us, and I'm sure we can all agree that the Captain would want one too.
Julia: Oh yeah, he hates the cold.
Tim: And so do I. Let's get back in the car.

They got back in their police car, and resumed their patrol around the city.

That night at Tim's house, Toby arrived with Red Velvet in his Chrysler 200.

Red & Toby: *Get out of the car*
Julia: *Arrives on her motorcycle in a black suit*
Red: Cold enough for you?
Julia: *Parks her bike in front of Toby's car, and takes off her helmet* Remember that suspect we stopped on his motorcycle today?
Red: Yeah, I remember. What about him?
Julia: I learned something from him. Touch my suit.
Toby: *Hesitates, but touches it* Whoa, that's warm.
Red: How are you so warm?
Julia: This is a heated suit. I bought it right as soon as I got off duty.
Red: That's nice.
Toby: Tim said he just bought something too, and invited us to see it.
Julia: I wonder what it could be.

The answer, was a new model train.

Captain Jefferson: *Watching the train go around the layout Tim set up*
Tim: I bought the locomotives specifically for this train.
Toby: That's really cool Tim.
Red: Yeah, nice.
Julia: Tim, I don't mean to be rude, but I can make a better layout than this.
Tim: You really think so?
Julia: You know I can.
Tim: As soon as you finish making a layout, ahd have some trains running around it, call me.
Julia: Okay.

An hour later, everyone was getting ready to leave Tim's house. On the way to her motorcycle, Julia was stopped by Toby.

Toby: Hey Julia, building a model railroad layout ain't as easy as it looks.
Julia: How hard can it be? All I gotta do is set up the tracks, put a train on it, plug in the controller, and move the train around. It's simple.
Toby: So you think you can build a better layout then Tim, huh?
Julia: You better believe it.
Toby: And you won't need help from anypony?
Julia: I can do it all by myself. You, Tim, and everypony will love it.
Toby: Suit yourself.
Red: Toby, let's go, I'm freezing.
Toby: Sorry to keep you waiting, let's go.

As Toby, and Julia went to their car, and motorcycle, a silver Honda S2000 passed by them.

Reggie: *Driving the S2000*
Frank: Are we gonna get those upgrades?
Reggie: Not yet. First thing in the morning, we'll get them.

Next day, Frank, and Reggie were at the body shop on Green Drive next to Shadow Lake.

Frank: *Observing the body shop pony working on his car* How much longer will this take?
Body Shop Pony: Just a couple more seconds. *Finishes* Okay, you promised me twelve grand in cash.
Frank: *Gives the body shop pony his money*
Body Shop Pony: You two enjoy yourselves.
Frank: We will.
Reggie: New tires, a beefed up engine, of course we'll enjoy ourselves.
Frank: *Gets in the driver's seat, and drives out of the body shop. He drifts to the right as he goes faster*

Julia was south of Frank's location with Tim. They stopped to write a ticket for careless parking.

Tim: GT24, on Roll Road, stopping to write a ticket for bad parking. The vehicle is a 1999 Buick, the front end is sticking too far out into the road.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Julia: Hmm. *Looks to the right* You write out the ticket, I'm going to check something out. *Gets out of the car*
Tim: *Writing the ticket*
Julia: *Walks into a store*
Julie: Howdy. Welcome to the Jersey Central train shop. I'm Julie Gunner. How may I help you?
Julia: Nice to meet you Julie. I'm Julia.
Julie: Neat, our names are similar.
Julia: I was wondering if you could-
Frank: *Drifts to the left, and passes a railroad crossing*
Julie: So what you're lookin' for is-
Frank: *Passes the store*
Julia: Hold that thought. *Runs out of the store*

Song: link

Tim: *In the driver's seat of the car, waiting for Julia while talking on the radio* GT24, just spotted a Honda S2000 speeding.
Julia: *Runs into the car*
Tim: *Drives* What took you so long? *Turns on the sirens, and police lights*
Julia: For the time being, it's none of your business.
Dispatch: GT24, we have confirmed your suspect's description. What is your current location?
Tim: You wanna answer that?
Julia: *Talks on the radio* GT24, to dispatch, we're eastbound, by the docks.
Frank: *Drifts right into the docks*
Julia: Suspect is in the docks.
Toby: GT24, this is GT12, we're coming to you from the north.
Frank: *Drifting around a container*
Dock Ponies: *Running out of the way*
Tim: *Goes around the container as he follows Frank*
Frank: *Exits the docks*
Red: *Turns around as Frank passes her*
Toby: GT24, your suspect is heading north. We're in pursuit.
Julia: Ten-4, we're leaving the docks now, and we're behind you.
Frank: *Drifts to the right, and crosses a bridge*
Toby: This guy loves to drift. He passed Coal Creek, on Monday Avenue.
Julia: Copy that.
Frank: *Goes over a railroad crossing, and drifts to the right. He doesn't stop drifting until he gets onto the freeway*
Reggie: Do you think we're losing them?
Frank: We're going to find out right here.
Red: *Goes onto the freeway, but a Plymouth hits her, and she spins out of control*

Stop the song

Toby: GT12, we lost the suspect. We were hit by a red 1998 Plymouth.
Dispatch: Ten-4 GT12.
Tim: *Gets on the freeway, and stops in front of Toby, and Red*
Toby: *Gets out of the car, and walks over to the Plymouth, opening the driver's door* Okay, step out of the vehicle. We have some questions for you.
Red: Hey Julia, how's your layout coming along?
Julia: Let's just say, I went to buy some things.
Red: Still getting it prepared?
Julia: Yeah.
Tim: *Walks over to them* Hey, I was just on the radio, informing dispatch about the situation. What were you talking about?
Julia: Oh nothing.
Red: That pony Toby is talking to looks nervous.
Tim: Is he the one that was in the Plymouth?
Red: Yep.
Toby: *Arrives* He didn't see us. He was too busy texting to look at the road.
Red: Alright, let's go arrest him.
Tim: I don't know who that guy in the Honda was, but I want to stop him.

Next day at breifing, Captain Jefferson had a message.

Captain Jefferson: There are reports being made about a silver Honda drifting on the streets of this town. We need to put a stop to it. He got away from us one time, we're not gonna let it happen again. That's all I got, any questions?
Tim: May I say something Captain?
Captain Jefferson: Go ahead, but make it quick.
Tim: *Goes to the front of the room* Now tomorrow, I'm making plans to extend my model railroad layout. Anypony interested in helping me out, go ahead, and say so.

Three ponies, along with Toby raised their hooves.

Tim: Okay. Come over to my place today after we get off duty.
Julia: I got something to say too.
Captain Jefferson: Make it quick, we have to get out on the streets.
Julia: Not to brag or anything, but I'm going to make a layout much better than Tim's. It'll be ready the day after tomorrow.

Several ponies started talking about it.

Tim: You're taking this seriously, aren't you?
Julia: Day after tomorrow. Come to my place, and I'll prove it to you.
Captain Jefferson: If you're done talking about toy trains, go out on patrol. All of you.
Police Ponies: *Leaving the briefing room*

Julia was driving their police car with Tim sitting next to her, as they passed the docks, and turned left twice, going onto the highway.

Julia: Do you think we'll be the first ones to spot those guys in the Honda?
Tim: It depends on our locations. I think somepony else will spot him before us.

He was right. Frank, and Reggie were on the Round Freeway going over 100 miles an hour.

Frank: Let's take the cops by surprise just like we did yesterday.
Reggie: Non stop drifting, over ten cops chasing us, but they won't catch us.
Frank: *Passes two police cars*

Song: link

Police Ponies: *Chasing the Honda*
Police Pony 2: GT2, and 9, in pursuit of the silver Honda, on the round freeway. Eastbound, passing Coal Creek.
Julia: Aw man! We're too far away.
Tim: So much for catching those guys.
Frank: *Drifting as he goes off the freeway, and passes a railroad crossing*
Police Pony 9: He's off the freeway, I repeat, he's off the freeway.
Tim: *Talks on the radio* GT2, and 9, inform us if he gets near the highway. That's our current location.
Police Pony 2: Ten-4 24. We'll let you know.
Julia: *Gets off the highway*
Tim: Stop there.
Julia: *Parks the car*
Frank: *Passes Local Consideration, and drifts to the right*
Police Pony 2: Too much smoke. I can't see! *Crashes into a truck*
Police Pony 9: *Stops* 24, he's heading towards the north end of the highway, we're out of commission.
Tim: I copy GT9.
Frank: *Passes Tim*
Tim: We're on it.
Julia: *Drives her car, and chases Frank*
Frank: *Driving on a road with train tracks on it*
Julia: *Catching up to Frank*
Engineer: *Blows the horn on his train as he slowly gets towards the road*
Frank: *Sees the train, and drifts to the left*
Reggie: We're heading back to the freeway?
Frank: It's either that, or get hit by the train.
Julia: *Turns left, nearly getting hit by the train*
Reggie: *Looks behind him* I think we lost them.
Julia: *Gets on the freeway, and nearly hits a white Maserati*
Reggie: Nope. They're right behind us.
Frank: I see them. Okay, we're going off the freeway again. *Drifts to the right*
Tim: Take it slow, there's too much smoke.
Julia: I know what to do.
Frank: *Floors it*
Julia: *Catching up to Frank*
Frank: Let's try losing them on the train tracks. *Drifts to the left, and goes onto the train tracks*
Julia: *Turns onto the train tracks* This guy is nuts.
Frank: *Drifts to the right, back onto asphalt, but his back tires get deflated, and torn apart*

Stop the song.

Julia: *Stops in front of Frank's car*
Frank: *Backs up, but gets blocked behind a red Volkswagen Golf*
Reggie: *Looks at the car behind him* I hate golf. Both the car, and the game.
Tim & Julia: *Open the doors of the car* Would you two like to step out of the vehicle?
Frank: *Sighs, as he gets arrested with Reggie*

The day after tomorrow, Tim, Toby, and Red came to Julia's house.

Tim: Okay, you said you'd make a layout better than mine. Where is it?
Julia: *Moves a tarp off of her layout* Ta-da.

And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link

When you read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.

Julia: *Smiles at everyone as they admire her layout*
Tim: *Looks under the table, and grabs a yellow engine inside a box*
Julia: *Takes the box from Tim*

Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose

Tim: How many engines do you have?
Julia: Seven. I got them at a bigger scale than what you're using.
Tim: Well, you see there's a reason for that.

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

Julia: *Not listening to Tim, and puts all of the engines, and freight cars onto the track*
Toby: I think Tim is trying to tell you something.
Julia: Tell me when I get everything onto the table.

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Julia: *Putting one more freight car onto the tracks, but there's too much weight on the table, and it collapses, destroying her entire layout, along with a few cars, and engines*

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Tim: That's why my stuff is in N scale.
Toby: *Looks at the remains of Julia's layout*

Police cars furnished by Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet

Red: *Laughing*
Julia: It's not funny. I worked my butt off to make this layout.

Motorcycles furnished by Kawasaki

Tim: I'll tell you what Julia. It was nice while it lasted. *Laughs with Red*
Julia: *Upset, but she can't help herself from laughing with her friends*

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production

Song: link
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
Saten: Well, I should get goin-
Twi: Saten, wait.. You know how we put you as part of our group now?
Saten: What about it?
Pinkie: We need you your help., Something's coming.
Saten: (groans) What is it THIS time?

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Octavia: Why are Saten and the girls huddled up like that? Do we know what they're on about?
Apple Bloom: The way they're huddled up like that, I'd say it's either a friendship problem or a monster attack.
Octavia: (naively believing her) A monster attack?! Blast! I'm performing at the ceremony this afternoon, and I still haven't...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Video Game Troll

Starring Sean the hedgehog as Fox335
Mortomis as Kadillack
Other players in this match are real players, and are not portrayed by any actors.

Today's game: Grand Theft Auto 5

Fox335: *Driving a Red Coquette through Blaine County*
Kadillack: You know? This is the only good Grand Theft Auto game. Every other game has either bad graphics, or terrible gameplay. Usually, it's both.
klk321: Yo, you're insulting the best video game franchise ever.
Fox335: No, the best game franchise ever is Gran Turismo. You don't have to murder others just to win a race.
Audience: *Quietly laughing*...
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It was time for Big Mac's trail.
And he insisted constantly on his innocence, but the blood over his hooves and crazy look his his eye spoke for itself.
Big Mac: (wearing a cast over his broken arm) It wasn't my idea. It was HER's (reveals Twilight's smarty pants doll to the crowd). She told me to kill them!
Judge: Really!?.. You realize your talking about an toy doll, right?
Big Mac: Hey.. We ALL find love in different fashions. And smarty pants will ALWAYS love me.
Ditto: You got a lot of problems, don't you?

After Big Mac was voted guilty, Ditto violently throws Big Mac into a prison cell.
Ditto: These people are too soft., if it were up to me, your be shot in the face. Or hung to death..
Big Mac: Yeah. Fuck you too!
Ditto: (prepares fist)
Luna: (gently pulls him back) Leave it Ditto.. It's not like the creep is going anywhere.
Ditto: (sighs) Guess your right.

TO BE CONTAINUED
Meanwhile.
Ditto and his group continued searching for Big Mac.
At one point he ran into Tom Foolery.
Tom: Hey. Hey. It's the famish guy.
Ditto: Yeah.. I guess it is.
Tom: Aren't you the chief of police.
Ditto: Uh huh.
Tom: What brings you here?.. All out of donuts in Canterlot.
Audience: *laughs*
Ditto: ............ What the hell was that!?
Tom: Sorry. I can't get rid of them.
Ditto: Ahh.. Celestia was complain about the same thing yesterday., she ordered me to scare them off., It took less effect then you might think it would.
Audience: (laughs)
Tom: Anyway. What do you want.. Sir?
Ditto: Well.... I'm...
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Theme song >>>> link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nicole, Mike, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, Duke, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Special guest star Stephanie from SeanTheHedgehog

Episode 76: Foul Ball
Date: August 11, 1958
Location:...
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We are introduced to one of the police ponies in this fanfiction. Master Sword. He was a corporal, and wanted to be promoted, but the only way to do that was to make thirty arrests. He only needed one more.

Master Sword: Hmm, what have we here? *Sees a mare standing by a car*
Night Frizz: *Putting air into one of the tires for her car*
Master Sword: *Puts on sirens*
Night Frizz: What did I do?
Master Sword: *Talking into loudspeaker* Ma'am, you have parked too close to a fire hydrant.
Night Frizz: But I'm no where near the fire hydrant.
Master Sword: The law says you have to park ten hooves, or...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bob found Burt at the bar. He was drinking some alcohol.

Bob: Burt, may I talk to you?
Burt: Oh, sure thing Bob. What would you like to talk about?
Bob: I heard from your wife that you threatened to beat her up if you saw her again.
Burt: Yes I did. Have you seen her?
Bob: No.
Burt: Oh well. Why don't you have some drinks with me? You'll love it.
Bob: How many did you have?
Burt: Oh, about six so far.
Waiter: *Arrives* Would you like another drink?
Burt: Yes, and get one for me friend too.
Bob: Right. I want one too.
Waiter: Coming up. *Goes to get drink*
Bob: So anyway, why would you want to beat...
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Con ran to the parking lot where he put his car. The adaptive camouflage was still on, so no one could see it.

Con: *Gets in car* P, set up an airstrike on the Ice Hotel.
P: Roger that.
Zao: *Comes to parking lot*
Chinese Pony7: *Riding snowmobile*
Zao: *Sees snowmobile*
Chinese Pony7: *Crashes into car*
Zao: *sees crash* All units report, now!
Con: *Drives off*
Chinese Pony7: *Shooting at car*
Zao: *Runs to his car, and puts on thermal imaging* I see you now. *Activates machine gun*
Con: *Driving faster*
Zao: *Shoots at Con with machine gun*
Car: Warning: Too much damage. Adaptive Camouflage turned off....
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Pinkie Pie:Rainbow Dash!
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master!
Trixie:You idiot pony,go and get another of those that you call"pony friends"
Rainbow Dash:Yes,master.*leaves*

Twilight:We must stay together.
Apple Jack:You're damn right.If we leave eachother,Trixie will get us all.
Rainbow Dash:Like to see me here?
Twilight:Rainbow,why are you so...um..grey?
Rainbow Dash:You don't need to know.And I am here to take,Apple Jack.
Twilight:No,if I stop you.
Rainbow Dash:Nothing can stop me now!*takes Apple Jack*
Apple Jack:Save your self's.
Rarity:Oh,no,they take'd Apple Jack.
Flutter Shy:Twilight,I am scared.
Twilight:Don't...
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Queen of Changelings: This day is going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, everypony will gather round, say I look lovely in my gown, what they don't know is that I have fooled them all!

Princess Cadence: This day was going to be perfect, the kind of day of which I've dreamed since I was small, but instead of having cake, with all my friends to celebrate, my wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all!

Queen of Changelings: I could care less about the dress, I won't partake in any cake! Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say, that through any kind of weather,...
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