My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: SATEN TWIST ADVENTURES: Season 4

posted by Canada24

Saten Twist

EPISODE 1 part one

Twilight Sparkle: I said no magic. You were supposed to do it by hoof so I could work in a friendship lesson.

Starlight Glimmer: Oh, I heard "set the table" and just kinda went for it.

Twilight Sparkle: Well, if you hadn't used magic, you'd have heard me say, uh... this plate represents your head, this spoon is your heart, and the knives... are sharp! Always be careful with knives. [sigh] The metaphors make more sense when you're actually setting the table.

Starlight Glimmer: Should I... change it back?

Twilight Sparkle: I just want to make sure you're ready for this dinner. Princess Celestia will be joining us tomorrow night to see how the friendship lessons are going! Starlight Glimmer: If it's just you, me, and Princess Celestia, why are there four seats?

Twilight Sparkle: Well, the whole point is for you to bring a new friend. That way, the princess will see for herself just how far you've come. And how good a teacher you have.

Starlight Glimmer: Well, I can't choose. I like all your friends.. Oh, and the red one.

Saten Twist: Hello.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh. Your still here.

Saten Twist: You invited me.

Twilight Sparkle: Oh yeah.. Anyway, that's the best part! You have to make a new friend!

Starlight Glimmer: New friends? Hey, maybe I'll just force friendships by magically enslaving the entire population of Ponyville!

Twilight Sparkle: Starlight!

Starlight Glimmer: Kidding! [laughs nervously]

Saten Twist (creepily): She can enslave me.

Twilight: (elbows him).

Starlight goes around town to try and make a new friend. Pinkie Pie introduces her to Mrs. Cake, but her attempt to impress with a magically whipped-up cake sends the wrong message. Applejack introduces Starlight to the laconic Big McIntosh, but her use of magic to make him more talkative angers Applejack. Rarity tries to help Starlight meet ponies by making her an elaborate dress, but it wouldn't be ready in time for Twilight's dinner the next evening. Rainbow Dashsuggests that Starlight meet Spitfire of the Wonderbolts, but Starlight doesn't know who the Wonderbolts are. She briefly gets along well with Fluttershy's animal friends, but she doesn't think they are what Twilight had in mind.

To get her mind off her growing stress, Starlight gets a spa treatment at the Ponyville Day Spa. There, she meets a pony who is also from out of town and burdened by a dark past, and she is happy to finally meet someone she can relate to.

At Twilight's house, Saten is seen smoking a joint.

Twilight Sparkle: Well.. Least you stopped drinking.

Saten Twist: (cough) One step at a time.

Suddenly Starlight runs in, cutely like usual.

Saten (startled, drops joint out the window): Crap.. Hope the cops don't find it.

Starlight Glimmer: Twilight, guess what! I made a new friend!

Twilight Sparkle: That's fantastic news!

Starlight Glimmer: She's great!

Twilight Sparkle: Great!

Saten Twist: Yeah. I guess.

Starlight Glimmer: She's powerful!

Twilight Sparkle: Powerful?

Starlight Glimmer: She's—

Trixie: Hello... princess!

Twilight Sparkle: Trixie?!

Saten: Yaaay! Your back!

Trixie Lulamoone: Yes, I've been at the spa. I've been stressed lately. Didn't want you to see me so stressed out.

Saten Twist: Like it would mat-

Starlight: Twilight knows you two?

Trixie:

We've had our differences. What matters is Twilight gave me a second chance, and I appreciate it..

Twilight Sparkle: So, um, what brings you to Ponyville?

Trixie: The Grrrreat and Powerful Trrrrixie has come to perform a new stage show of grand illusion! I am calling it "The Humble and Penitent Trixie's Equestrian Apology Tour"!

Saten Twist: You still do the 3rd person thing?

Trixie: Of coarse I do babe.

Twilight Sparkle: Starlight? A moment? Over here?

(Starlight and Saten follow Twilight).

Twilight: [hushed] I know I said make friends with anypony, but, well, with Trixie's past, and your past, I'm not sure she's the bes-

Saten (offended) What are you trying to say about my girl!?

Twilight: Uhhh..

Saten: Show she got a little over confident last time. And.. Rude.. But give her a break!

Starlight Glimmer: Yeah, you did say anypony, and I just assumed that you'd trust me to make my own friends the way Princess Celestia trusted you.

Twilight Sparkle: [sighs] You're right. I trust you. Just be back in time for the dinner.

Starlight Glimmer: Thanks, Twilight! You won't regret it!

Twilight Sparkle: I hope not. [sighs]

Trixie: This magic show's gonna be the greatest thing Ponyville's ever seen!

(they leave).

Twilight: (gulps).

Saten: (groans and lights new joint)

Twilight: I'm sorry fo-

Saten: Just drop it girl.

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"Simple Ways" Review

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING, THERE WILL BE SWEARING!

This episode is just...meh at best, and atrocious at worst.

It starts with Rarity planning a festival, and Rarity wants to impress a pony named Trenderhoof.

Rarity attempts to impress Trenderhoof, but Trenderhoof prefers Applejack. This immediately makes Trenderhoof an a**hole in my opinion. He's only attracted to Applejack because of stupid stereotypes! Stupid, country, stereotypes!

Then Trenderhoof starts to stalk Applejack, while Rarity is obviously crushing on him. Then, Trenderhoof who I will now call A**hoof, because A**hoof keeps on teasing Rarity but then...

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On The Block Episode 3 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have you got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....

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Con Mane: The Return Of Pinkie Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Con, and Pinkie Pie went to C.I.E headquarters in Canterlot.

P: Well, it's great that you found her. Have you stopped Ice Cube, and the alicorns?
Con: No. Several alicorns were killed, but Ice Cube escaped. Thankfully, they did no harm to Pinkie Pie.
Pinkie Pie: And now that I'm back, I'd like my old job.
P: Fair enough. I'll get the paperwork filled out, and maybe I might transfer to another agency.
Con: It was great working with you Parcival.
P: Thanks. The pleasure was all mine. *Walks away*
Pinkie Pie: It's great to be in command again.
Con: What would you like me to do?
Pinkie Pie: Well...

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The History Of Equestria: Railways Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

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As mentioned in the previous part of this story, the Union Pacific is Equestrian's longest railroad. It even has part of the responsibility of getting a train all the way from San Franciscolt to Manehattan. The other part of this responsibility is owned by CSX, taking over for the Union Pacific in Chicagoat.

Applejack: Once the train gets to Manehattan, all of the lettuce, tomatoes, and other vegetables that they use for making salads goes to many places in the east coast. Not just in Manehattan, but also in small towns like Ponyville.
Rainbow Dash: If it weren't for the Salad Bowl Express,...

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Rainbow Dash's Quest For Swag Part 2

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The adventure continues, and this part begins with screaming.

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The History Of Equestria: Police Ponies Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

When most ponies think about the police, they think about the ones that protect towns/cities. What they don't know is that there are police ponies for many things. Towns, cities, railroads, even the military has it's own police force.

We got a camera crew to follow a pony in the railroad police, doing a daily patrol in Kansas City, Maressouri. Then, this happened.

RP Pony: *Driving train* I'm officer Johnny Johnson, and I've been in the railroad police for a few years. It's not like being an ordinary cop, you don't just pull somepony over for going over the speed limit. You gotta make sure...

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How many characters Tara Strong had voice acted./?

posted by fefe20021

This is all the characters I could find that she has voice acted.There could be more not on this list.....

Twilight's Voice Actress Tara Strong has done
voices including,

Hello Kitty in Hello Kitty Furry Tale Adventures,
Lemmy "Hip" Koopa and Iggy "Hop" Koopa in The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 and Super Mario World (the tv shows),
Batgirl in The New Batman Adventures,
Dil Pickles from Rugrats,
Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls,
Timmy Turner, Poof, and Britney Britney from the Failry Odd Parents (I thought Timmy was obvious),
Raven from Teen Titans,
Ember McLain from Danny Phantom,
Terrence...

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Ponies On The Rails Episode 49 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The new bus driver that got in an argument with Mirage

When Mirage got to work, he saw the same bus that passed him when he was giving the colts a ride to school. Nearby, were several ponies that just got off the bus. As Mirage was parking his car, the bus driver got out, and looked angry.

Mirage: *Gets out of car, and walks to station*
Bus Driver Pony: *Looks at Mirage*
Mirage: Good morning. Are you a new bus driver?
Bus Driver Pony: Yeah, and I think what I just did was dumb. If I knew I was bringing ponies to the train station, I might have crashed into a building!
Mirage: I'm glad you didn't. Our railway needs passengers, and we thank you for your...

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The Second Bob Newhart Fanfiction Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tonight was the night that Bob was going to take Emily out for dinner, but she didn't know that Bob was going to take her out.

Emily: *Sitting on couch reading newspaper*
Bob: *Enters apartment room* Hi Emily.
Emily: Hi Bob. How was your day?
Bob: Good. I got us reservations to a restaurant that we're going to tonight.
Emily: What? Why didn't you tell me?
Bob: I did tell you. Last night, I asked you if we were going out to dinner, and you were just like, "Ugh!" So I figured you wanted to go.
Emily: What gave you that idea?
Bob: I thought you were fed up with making dinner, so I decided it would...

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Dream: a MLP:Fim oneshot 2/3

posted by alinah_09

Present

Dreams...they could either be a beautiful path to the future...or just hopeless fantasies and illusions...

For years i've tried countless times in attempting to find a way for an average earthpony like me to get up high in the world of clouds,but unfortunately,they ended in utter failure.With that,most of the ponies laughed at me,saying that i was getting 'looney' and all that but i am far from through with it! I did have many negative results,but amidst those i have gained bits and pieces of knowledge i could use to get closer and closer to success!

In fact,i have yet another idea and...

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The Beginning: Part24---Ponies Vs Zombies [3]

posted by alinah_09

Notes:
alright...before i go on over this thing,i'd like to say that my other fic (which you probably dont remember) Magic of Friendship is on Hiatus because i pretty much made a summary of it...and also because it was the story of my life,and we all know to keep our lives a secret on the internet,though i will not delete them since all that writing would be a waste,and besides,not all of them are real :P and now i have decided to finish this one instead...
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the war raged on,the zomponies multiplying and even managing to attack the air force,who now also stood on the roofs...

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Worst MLP fanfics I ever read, part 2

posted by Canada24

Okay. So my last list was
Cheerliee's Gardan
Sweet apple Massicure part 2
Spike's Spike
Muffins
Film and Flam lost Episode
Raritys dress
Trixies funhouse..

And now..
I have more..

1# Filly Fooling:
Guess what.. Another porn story.
The main six 'try stuff'.
I mean, who thinks of this shit.
Though.. I guess I shouldn't be serprised, it's the same "coopercrisp" who wrote The Pink Temptation.
But. It's worse thn Lilly's opposite side.
That Alpha and Omega story I read, back when I wrote for there.
Wish I could say its the WORST alpha and omega sex story I ever read.
How do you think I even stumbled abarn sex...

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My review for SNES

posted by Canada24

I.. I don't know if I have anything to say about this one.

It certainly isn't "Harmony is horror", even though it should of felt like it.
I'm still pissed about never being able to reread Harmony is Horror, it was one greatest creepypastas I have ever read, but also the sadest, hell, it's not EVEN a creepypasta, just a heartbreaker.
Starting with a intro that gives me even MORE reasons to hate Gilda, as she kills Pinkie.
And than, one by one, they all end up dying in natural causes, till it's just Twilight, who goes crazy. Hell. I pretty much just told the whole story of Harmony is Horror.

But anyway....