14th May
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.
Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...
---
Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*
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Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
--
MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.
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Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005
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Hooffman - Stay low don't leave car until I tell you to.
Blaze - Let's wreck some shit.
Ghost - We are doing it quietly.
Hardscope - ...
Alex - In position.
Hooffman - Go! *opens truck doors and enters Favela*
SAS Commander - Good Luck Lads.
*Team goes through alleys*
Alex - Shit... There is alot of cover for ambush.
Hooffman - were here.
Ghost - *opens doors* Two tangos 1200.
Hardscope - *takes one out*
Blaze - *runs up and stabs orther one*
Hooffman - Left doors I hear two talk Ghost on me.
Ghost - *gets on orther side of doors*
Hooffman - *knocsk doors open and kill one guys*
Ghost - *shoots another guy*
Blaze - One mare and Stalion doing stuff... Kill guy. Mare is a civil.
Hardscope - *kicks doors open*
Ghost - *eliminates stalion*
Mare - *scream*
De La Rosa - Shit! *breaks glass and jump out of window*
Hooffman - Shit! Hardscope after him we secure this place !
Hardscope - *follows him* Alex!
Alex - I don't have clear shot I will kill him like that!
Hardscope - *jumps over table*
De La Rosa - *throws motorbike on ground*
Hardscope - Shit *jumps over it* Thread alleys are too tight.
Alex - Make him turn right and I will have clear shot.
Hardscope - *shoots wooden support and cealing falls on ground*
De La Rosa - *runs right*
Alex - Steady... Breath in... *shoots De La Rosa in the hoof*
De La Rosa - *falls on ground*
Hardscope - *jump on him* I have the VIP *makes De La Rosa wstands uo* and I'm heading to Lz Dela Back 3 3 5 4 3, I repeat I have the VIP and I'm heading to Lz 3 3 5 4 3!
SAS Commander - Copy that. We are waiting.
De La Rosa - You all will die
Hardscope - *smacks him* Shut the fuck up and move.
To Be Continued.
Hour 0700
Near Ponyville.
Sandman - This shit won't last long.
Icepick - *looks at Ponyville* The town is gone...
Damien - We will kill those bastards for what they did...
---
Dan - So?
MI5 - We pinpointed location if weapon dealer of GlobeX.
Dan - *puts pictures on screen*
--
Name : Ricardo De La Rosa
Location : Brazil - Rio De Janero - Local Favela.
Role : Weapon Dealer, Local Terror Group General
--
MI5 - We sended SAS team ready to extract.
Dan - I'm sending my Reapers to capture the target. We will make him talk.
---
Brazil.
Rio De Janero.
Operation Codename : "RAT TRAP"
Hour 1005
--
Hooffman - Stay low don't leave car until I tell you to.
Blaze - Let's wreck some shit.
Ghost - We are doing it quietly.
Hardscope - ...
Alex - In position.
Hooffman - Go! *opens truck doors and enters Favela*
SAS Commander - Good Luck Lads.
*Team goes through alleys*
Alex - Shit... There is alot of cover for ambush.
Hooffman - were here.
Ghost - *opens doors* Two tangos 1200.
Hardscope - *takes one out*
Blaze - *runs up and stabs orther one*
Hooffman - Left doors I hear two talk Ghost on me.
Ghost - *gets on orther side of doors*
Hooffman - *knocsk doors open and kill one guys*
Ghost - *shoots another guy*
Blaze - One mare and Stalion doing stuff... Kill guy. Mare is a civil.
Hardscope - *kicks doors open*
Ghost - *eliminates stalion*
Mare - *scream*
De La Rosa - Shit! *breaks glass and jump out of window*
Hooffman - Shit! Hardscope after him we secure this place !
Hardscope - *follows him* Alex!
Alex - I don't have clear shot I will kill him like that!
Hardscope - *jumps over table*
De La Rosa - *throws motorbike on ground*
Hardscope - Shit *jumps over it* Thread alleys are too tight.
Alex - Make him turn right and I will have clear shot.
Hardscope - *shoots wooden support and cealing falls on ground*
De La Rosa - *runs right*
Alex - Steady... Breath in... *shoots De La Rosa in the hoof*
De La Rosa - *falls on ground*
Hardscope - *jump on him* I have the VIP *makes De La Rosa wstands uo* and I'm heading to Lz Dela Back 3 3 5 4 3, I repeat I have the VIP and I'm heading to Lz 3 3 5 4 3!
SAS Commander - Copy that. We are waiting.
De La Rosa - You all will die
Hardscope - *smacks him* Shut the fuck up and move.
To Be Continued.
Sparkle Ruby meets Snapdragon's siblings
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE HAY IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Snapdragon: *comes in with two weird stallions*
Sparkle Ruby: HEY! WHAT THE HAY IS THAT
Snapdragon: It is my two brothers.
Brothers: Yes. Brothers.
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon: Wat
Snapdragon is lonely
Snapdragon: *is standing loneily*
Sparkle Ruby: Hey, Snappy, wha--
Snapdragon: NO (slaps Sparkle Ruby)
Sparkle Ruby & Snapdragon go to see Frozen for the elevnteenth time
Snapdragon: Dang, I hate Frozen.
Sparkle Ruby: Yeah, me too. Let's go.
Snapdragon: Oh! Celestia! I've heard your terrible Elsa impression! NOW SHUT UP!
Sparkle Ruby: No! I said...
Elsa: LET IT GOOOO
Snapdragon: Okay, I hate you.
(I'm not very creative. You can suggest Sparkle & Snappy stories in the comments
Sweetie Belle was too angry to sleep, and decided to take revenge on Rarity.
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
SweetieBelle plans to ruin one of Rarity's hats.
Angle on her shoulder: No! Don't do it!
Devil on shoulder: Don't lesson to that sissy. Do it!
Angle: Who you calling a sissy!
Devil: You... Sissy.
SweetieBelle: Guys this isn't helping.
Angle: Look. Look.. Rarity didn't mean it.
SweetieBelle: Wow.. Guess your right..
Angle: That's right. Now just go back to be- *literary gets shot by a gun that the devil pulls out*
SweetieBelle: OH MY GOD!
Devil: *points the tiny gun* DO IT! DO IT NOW!
SweetieBelle: *puts hands up* Okay. Okay. Take it.. Take it easy *nervously goes back to ruining the hat*
TO BE CONTAINUED
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a cloud of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real friends don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.