Date: February 17, 1963
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 8:55 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After failing at trying to get fired, Orion got ready to drive his next train. It was a freight train, carrying iron ore, and steel, bound for Denver.

Orion: *Gets an A-B set of E9's, and a U25B coupled up to his train*
Mike: *Standing next to Orion's train* You have anymore plans on getting fired?
Orion: For the moment, no.
Mike: You better think of something, or else you may have to quit, and the government will kill you.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: I think I already know that Gonzo.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: My signal's green. Time to go. *Drives his train out of the yards*
Mirage: *Arrives* What were you, and Orion talking about?
Mike: About him thinking of a way to get fired, before he's forced to quit, and get killed by the government.
Mirage: You actually believe him?
Audience: *Laughing*
Mirage: I swear Gonzo, you get more, and more retarded every time I see you.

As Orion was driving his train on the mainline, he was thinking of a way for him to get fired.

Orion: I sure hope I can come up with something. *Sees Stylo driving a freight train carrying automobiles. The train is entering the yards* I got it. I'll go in the yards too fast. I'll fly out with my wings, and let my train crash.
Audience: *Laughing*
Orion: It's gotta work!!

He couldn't wait to try it out on his way back from Denver.

2 B Continued