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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The next day, a State Trooper suburban arrived towing a trailer with two snowmobiles on it.

Captain Jefferson: Finally, it's about time they got here.
Tim & Julia: *Walk out of the building, wearing helmets, and thick coats attached to pants*
Captain Jefferson: Are you ready?
Tim: Yes Captain.
State Trooper Pony: *Gets out of the Suburban*
Captain Jefferson: This is Neigh Jersey State Trooper Sargent Timothy Dunkirk.
State Trooper Pony: Hello.
Tim: Nice to meet you Sargent.
State Trooper Pony: We believe we've located the home of one of your suspects. Both of them could be there. We saw two trails left by snowmobiles from a picture on Google Maps.
Tim: Okay, let's go check it out. *Gets in the back of the Suburban with Julia*
State Trooper Pony: *Gets into the Suburban, and drives*
Jordan: *Arrives at Nick's house in his snowmobile*
Nick: *Walks out of a shed* You're here already?
Jordan: Yeah.
Nick: I'm refueling my snowmobile. Hang in there.

But then, that's when Tim, and Julia got to the front of the house. None of the stallions could see them.

Tim & Julia: *Put the snowmobiles into the snow*
State Trooper Pony: I'll wait here, and try to block them off.
Tim & Julia: *Start their snowmobiles, and ride to the back of the house*
Jordan: Do you hear that?
Nick: Just some more snowmobiles. So what?
Tim & Julia: *Arrive, and surround Jordan*
Jordan: Nick, it's the cops!! *Gets arrested*
Nick: *Takes off in his snowmobile* You cops are too slow!
Tim: *Rides after Nick*
Julia: *Walks towards the State Trooper Pony*
Nick: *Going 60 miles an hour*
Tim: *Catching up*
Nick: *Getting closer to the road*
Tim: *5 inches away from Nick*
Nick: *Grabs his hammer*

They went under a bridge on the round freeway, riding next to the railroad tracks.

Nick: *Sees Tim next to him, and hits his snowmobile with the hammer*
Tim: *Watches Nick try to make another swing, and grabs the hammer*
Nick: *Punches Tim in the rib cage*
Tim: Ah! *Lets go, and nearly falls*
Nick: *Rides towards him, and hits him again with the hammer*
Tim: Ah! *Scrapes the left side of his snowmobile on a tree. He grabs his gun, and shoots Nick twice*
Nick: *Falls off, and dies*

And now we're at the ending credits. Song: link

When you read the ending credits between the dialogue, the characters pause in place.

Tim: *Returns to Julia with the dead Nick*
Julia: *Takes Nick off his back, and looks at Tim*
Tim: *Points at the state trooper suburban, and tells Julia to get an ambulance*

Larry Wilcox as Tim Miller
Rainbow Dash as Julia Rose

Julia: *Runs to the Suburban* Sarge, we need an ambulance, for Tim, and one of our suspects.
State Trooper Pony: What happened?
Julia: I think it's best if we let Tim tell us himself.

Also starring Sean Jefferson from SeanTheHedgehog

State Trooper Pony: *Talks on his radio* Car 82, still in Gran Turismo, contact the Gran Turismo General Hospital, we have two ponies that need an ambulance.

Toby Linnehan from SeanTheHedgehog

Julia: *Runs back to Tim*
Tim: *Falls down into the snow*
Julia: Are you okay?
Tim: I think I broke my leg.
Julia: The ambulance is coming. Here. *Helps Tim back up onto the snowmobile*

Red Velvet from DragonAura15

Tim: *Nods* Thanks.

Police cars furnished by Nissan, BMW, and Chevrolet

Julia: I hope you have a quick recovery.
Tim: Me too Julia. Me too.

Motorcycles furnished by Kawasaki

Julia: *Sees the ambulance, and carries Tim as she flies towards it*

The End

Gran Turismo, A SeanTheHedgehog & Dragonaura15 Production
posted by Seanthehedgehog
May 6, 1995. The day Gordon got out of the hospital.

Sam: *On phone with Case Cracker* Yeah, I'm outside of the hospital right now. He should come out soon.
Case Cracker: Aight man. Don't take too long. Jim wants to see him.
Sam: *Sees Gordon walking out of the hospital* Shouldn't take too long. He's coming out now.
Gordon: *Walking to Sam* Hey.
Sam: Hey yourself. How are you feeling?
Gordon: Good. Let's go see the others.

The pizzeria on Mane Ashbury was crowded, but that didn't stop Gordon and the others from talking about business.

Jim: Gordon, welcome back.
Gordon: Thanks Jim. Guess what...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case Cracker was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia Pony 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia Pony 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia Pony 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia Pony 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia Pony 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault rifle and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies:...
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Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From SeanTheHedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
In Seattle, Larry walked out of the company headquarters. The headquarters was located on 10th Avenue. He turned around to speak to the boss before he left.

Larry: *Carrying a suitcase* Thanks again for the promotion.
Boss: You're welcome. Now get going. You have to get to L.A, and show everypony your promotion papers.
Larry: That's right, I have to get going now.
Boss: *Closes the door*
Larry: *Thinks about everything in the suitcase* Twenty five thousand dollars, free tickets to a Dodger's game, the papers for my promotion, and a new mansion with an 80% discount. *Sees a taxi stop for him*...
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Twilight: You know something, girls? We are so lucky to live in this town. I love you all! *they all hug*.

AJ: Say? What happened to Saten?

Twilight: He said he had other important business to attend.

Saten: *drinking at a bar, his head bandaged a little from the earlier attack*.

Bartender: Don't you think you had enough?

Saten: *a bit drunk*I don't tell you how to live YOUR life!

Trixie: *comes over and finds him*

Bartender: *sees her* Oh wow. She's she's a hottie.. I'm gonna stalk her later.

Saten: ... Are you a woman?

Bartender: No.

Saten: Good *punches out the bartender*

Trixie: *comes over* You okay...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tom caused an accident, and got away without being stopped by the cops.

Pierce & Bob: *In their cars, surrounded by other cars*
Leslie: *Driving the car on a road on a hill, going parallel to the highway*
Karl: *Sees Pierce, and Bob in their cars* Wow, those guys might be there for a long time.
Leslie: *Looks at the other cars* Oh wow. That's a terrible crash. I'm glad I'm not a part of that. *Swerves to the left*
Karl: Keep your eyes on the-
Leslie: *Accidentally goes down the hill, crashing into a tree, and makes the car land on it's roof as it gets on the highway*
Pierce: *Looks at the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: March 4, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 10:45 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Inside the station, Hawkeye, Percy, Stylo, and Dan were outside of Pete's office. They were planning how to save him.

Stylo: Well we haven't come up with anything good.
Percy: What about my plan to call the cops?
Hawkeye: We gotta do something besides just call the cops. Pete needs our help.
Dan: Percy, what did you hear in the office when you tried to get in?
Percy: I heard some voices, and someone shouted at me to fuck off. It definitely didn't sound like Pete.
Hawkeye: Yeah he would never say anything like...
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Saten: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation felt after passing a meal of spicy chillies is proof that the rectum does possess the sense of taste.

Trixie: ... I concur, but you changed the subject. What are we doing for hearts and hoove’s Day?

Saten: ....... Oh, you caught that, did you?

Trixie: Come on Saten, you know I can only be for so long., It was part of the deal... And I don't remember the last time you even did anything romantic?

Saten: Sure I do.. I got you that flower.

Trixie: It was Poison Joke.

Saten: How was I suppose to know that!?

Trixie: It had a sign saying it was...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 23, 1960
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Hawkeye, and Metal Gloss were driving to work. Hawkeye was still thinking about what happened yesterday with Rachael.

Metal Gloss: What's wrong? You seem uncomfortable.
Hawkeye: It's the pony visiting from Kansas City.
Metal Gloss: Rachael? What happened with her?
Hawkeye: She wants me to date her, but I told her we were married. I have a feeling she thinks I hate her, but I don't. I just want to be friends with her. What do I tell her?
Metal Gloss: *Leans toward Hawkeye* You tell her what you think is right....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony, and welcome to another episode of On The Block.
Master Sword: Tom, you already said that in the start of the last episode. Come up with something new for once.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Like what?
Master Sword: I don't know. Anything!
Tom: Hmmm...

Three minutes later, this song was playing: link

Master Sword: *Hanging off the edge of a cliff above four sharks that want to eat him* THIS IS...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 17, 1960
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 5:54 PM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

The sun was setting, as Anthony sat on the station platform with Ryan, and Donut, waiting for their next assignments.

Michael: *Storms out of the station, and looks at Anthony* You cause an accident on my line, and don't tell me anything?!!?
Anthony: Roger said he was going to tell you. He didn't check the coupling between our train, and engines.
Michael: He said you were to check them! I don't know if this is going to be common with you now, but if you keep forgetting to do your work, I'll have you fired!...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Canterlot Highway Patrol is a very busy organization, protecting everyone on, and around the highways of Canterlot. Of course, there are some ponies that despise them, and call these police ponies Chips, or chippies for short.

Jon Baker, and Frank Poncherello, two CHP officers, were riding Harley Davidson motorcycles on one of the highways.

Jon: *Riding his motorcycle next to Frank* It sure is a nice day.
Frank: Not just with the weather, but with the activity. Things are going easy for us.

A blue GT500 passed them going over 80.

Jon: *Rides his motorcycle after the car*
Frank: *Following...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy
Sean as Chief Wild Eagle
and Sonic as Crazy Cat

It was a regular day at the fort. Wrangler Jane walked into Captain Parmenter's office.

Captain Parmenter: *Signing papers, but when he sees Jane, he drops...
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As I managed to escape. The other two continued fighting.

Trixie continued trying to stab her, AppleBloom, at one point, managed to knee her in the stomach, making her bend over in pain.

AppleBloom found the bat and hit Trixie really hard, saying it was for Sweetie Belle.

But Trixie was somehow able dodged all her other swings.

Trixie punched her in the stomach, but AppleBloom ignored the pain as well.

Trixie attempted to stab AppleBloom but she dodged it.

Ten minutes of fighting, later:

AppleBloom was clearly growing more tired.

At one point, Trixie punched her really hard on the side of her the head....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: August 7, 1959
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:38 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff went into Pete's office at the station.

Jeff: You wanted to see me sir?
Pete: Yes. Let me ask you a question. What do you know about the Lehigh Valley Railroad?
Jeff: Not much. All I know about it is that it's a short railway in the east coast. Why are you asking me about it?
Pete: There's a shortage of track repairers in Neigh Jersey. You'll be taking an airplane from this city into Jersey City. From there, a stallion with a sign of both the Union Pacific, and Lehigh Valley logo will be there waiting...
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I ran out of the cupcakes factory, and back to where my scooter was. Unfortunately, it wasn't there.

Scootaloo: Hey! What the- *Sees another pony riding her scooter* Bring that back here!!
Pony on Scootaloo's Scooter: Nope!!
Scootaloo: if i had fingers-
Guards: Stop right there!
Scootaloo: *Running towards the the down slope on the mountain* Rainbow Dash said there would be a lot of snow, so I'll ski down here to escape them.
Pony: *Getting ready to ski down the hill* Ah. What a glorious day for-
Scootaloo: *Punches the pony, and steals his skis*
Pony: getting.. stuff.. stolen from me.
Guard...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, EQD
posted by Seanthehedgehog
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.
Gordon, and Case Cracker got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to search for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars you could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart
added by NocturnalMirage
Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart