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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The next morning at Toby's house, Toby was getting ready to go to work.

Toby: That was a great time we had yesterday.
Twilight: Yes. I want to do that again tonight. This time, invite your friends Tim, and Julia.
Toby: Okay. *Goes to the door, but looks at Twilight before he leaves* Remember, if you're in any kind of trouble, and you can't use your magic, try to make a phone call to my Captain, or Princess Celestia.
Twilight: I won't forget Toby. Thank you.
Toby: You're welcome. *Walks out of the house*
Brett: *In the back with two North Koreans*
Twilight: *Preparing herself a bowl of cereal*
Brett: **Walks into the house, and uses magic to make Twilight fall asleep* Put her in the car.
North Korean Ponies: Yes sir. *Grabbing Twilight Sparkle, and taking her out of the house with Brett*

They put Twilight in a dark blue Mercedes-Benz, and drove away. The building they were going to was a five story apartment building in the northern section of Gran Turismo. It's the same place Brett was in where he tried to assassinate Twilight earlier in this episode.

Brett: We have to wait for the others. Meanwhile, kill every hostage in this building.
North Koreans: *Walking into the buildings with AK47's*
Brett: *Using magic to get Twilight out of the car. He hears shots being fired from the North Koreans*
Julia: *Driving her police car with Tim sitting next to her. She turns right onto Green Drive and passes a railroad crossing, and goes under the highway*
Dispatch: Units near Byer Lane, there's a report of shots being fired at Golita Apartments. Use caution, repeat use caution.
Tim: That's near my house.
Julia: Wanna check it out?
Tim: We have to.
Julia: But we're not near Byer Lane.
Tim: Just go there anyway.
Julia: *Driving as fast as she can to the apartment building*
Tim: *Listening to the radio*
Police Pony: This is GT15, I spotted the suspects- *Shots are heard* Aaah!!!
Police Pony 2: Officer down, suspects have opened fire on us!
Julia: You sure you wanna go through with this?
Tim: Let's take the back entrance.
Dispatch: Attention all units, we got an update on the suspects in the Golita Apartments. They have Twilight Sparkle as a hostage.
Julia: *Stops her car at the back of the apartment*
Tim: GT24, we're entering the apartment from the back. Request permission to engage any suspects with our guns.
Dispatch: Ten-4, but only if they fire at you.
Julia: Let's do this buddy.
Tim: *Goes to the door, and opens it*
North Korean Pony: *Shooting at them*
Tim: *Closes the door so he, and Julia won't get shot. He opens the door, and returns fire*
North Korean Pony: *Falls down*
Tim: *Walks to him* Where's Twilight Sparkle?
North Korean Pony: In the basement with Brett.
Julia: Thanks. *Arresting the pony*
North Korean Pony: There's another thing you need to know. Brett has Twilight strapped to a bomb.
Julia: Do you have any experience in disarming a bomb?
Tim: I remember learning a few things about it.
Julia: I'm gonna call for back up, and a bomb squad.
Tim: Right. I'll go find Twilight, and see if I can get her away from the bomb. *Runs downstairs*
Julia: Be careful!

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Aina was writing down a christmas list.

Aina: Dear Santa Claus, even though everypony calls this holiday Hearths Warming Eve, I want to remember this as Christmas.
Audience: *Cheering*
Aina: On the next episode of this show, I want everything to be related to Christmas. The crossover parody, a few of the skits, and I want Master Sword, and Tom Foolery to be dressed like you during the intro.
Audience: *Laughing*
Aina: As for my presents, I only have one gift that I want, and that is a new set of headphones. I like Dr. Dre's beats, so could I have a pair of those in red? Thanks a lot. Sincerely,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game show wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Rainbow Dash as herself
and special guest star, Nocturnal Mirage as Tom Selleck

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. I'd like to once again remind our contestants that there are proper bathroom facilities located in the studio.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: We have a real barn burner on our hooves.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: In the lead, we have Rainbow Dash with...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ass Ass Inn

Audience: *Laughing*

Starring Rainbow Dash as Marisa Sayers
Double Scoop as Lloyd
Saten Twist as Mercury
Pleiades as Joanna
Master Sword as George
Mortomis as Ranger
Cosmic Rainbow as Donovan
Blaze as Richard

Los Angeles. A place for many great events, and some bad ones as well.

Audience: *Laughing*

One of the hotels in this town is called the Ass Ass Inn. It's got a secret strip club run by two mares, but the main reason for it's name, is because it's a hotel for assassins only.

Ranger: What's our target for the day Mercury?
Mercury: Our target is to shoot down a green unicorn. He's a police...
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AT RESTURANT:
Trixie: I'm glad your finally over AppleJack.. Who needed her anyway. She didn't get you.. You need someone who 'dose' get you.. Someone who knew you your whole life.
Saten: You mean Derpy?
Trixie: Well.. Sure.. Derpy.. But I meant some 'else' who knew you your entire life, and always had a thing for you.. Who knows.. She might be sitting in front of you.
Saten: (obviously) I honestly have no idea what your going on about Trixie. But your voice is soothing, and strangely I feel better.. (happily) Thanks, you always such a great friend.
Trixie: (sighs) Sure... Friend
Saten: (gets up) Anyway. I gotta go.. Sorry again for trying to kill you, last time we were here.
Trixie: (shrugs) You were drunk.
Saten: If it makes you feel better. I'm really trying to cut back on alcohol.
Trixie: I sincerely doubt that.. But if you say.
Saten: (leaves)
Trixie: (sighs) Guess Trixie's paying again..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rainbow Dashed

Starring everypony as theirselves.

Narrator: One lovely morning, Rainbow Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi Rainbow Dash.
Rainbow Dash: Shut the f**k up.
Audience: *Laughing*
Rainbow Dash: Can't you see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Audience: *Laughing*
Twilight Sparkle: Are you going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
Rainbow Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.

So she walked out of Sugarcube Corner, and saw an over sized champagne bottle that said...

Rainbow Dash: Spitfire. I'm haluci- halizit,...
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posted by Dragon-88
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Crystal is hunting for gems when she encounters Rarity.
Blazin' Blue, whom I know you know as my main OC, is getting to know his new friend Crystal Gleam after meeting her at the train station to welcome her. While many looked at her weird, and some said "What's an alicorn doing here in Ponyville? She belongs in Canterlot!", she was welcomed by the blue unicorn and shown around town. After a while, Blazin' decided to get to know her better, and learned she loved gaming and hunting for gems. He lets her go walk around by herself to discover more on her own...NOTE: There is a swear word in this article. You have been warned.

Crystal: I wonder if I...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
Oh meh gawd. This was the best movie since Frozen. And still, I just like Frozen for like two days. But this. This. This is a masterpiece. A BUCKING MASTERPIECE. It was like--and then--and she--and they--and her--and she said--and OH MY BUCKING GOD. What does this movie mean for S5? I mean, seriously, number one, HOW THE HELL DID TWILIGHT GET THE MIRROR INTO HER CASTLE? I mean, did she like, say, "Oh hey, Celestia, can I come over and steal that mirror?" and then was she like "Okay Twilight" and they just did that? Or like did she have a normal mirror and make it magic with a spell? Well, I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 68: Pimp My Engine
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Not Yet Mentioned
Time: 10:00 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rain got back to the storm drains, and saw six army trucks showing up next to the two muscle cars.

Ice Cube: *Looking in rearview mirror* Wait a minute. There's only supposed to be three here. Why are there six?
Sally: Seems like Ice Cube noticed something wrong.
Con: What?
Sally: There's six trucks, but only three were supposed to show up.
Con: Maybe ISIS wanted more weapons.
Truck Drivers: *Stop their trucks*
Ice Cube: Yo, why do you have six trucks? There's only supposed to be three.
Truck Driver: We have the three original trucks, but the other three have those prisoners you got. They made...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con flew into Marelin Germaneigh, the town where M.I.3 headquarters were located.

Con: *Walking downstairs in the airport*
Fenix: *Holding up a sign that says Equestria*
Con: Guten tag Mr. Lighter.
Fenix: No need to be so formal 0007. We are old friends, ja?
Con: You know it. Where's Rain Bouvier?
Fenix: She will meet us at HQ. We must get there ourselves.
Con: Did your boss give you another unreliable set of wheels?
Fenix: Nein, this time they gave me a brand new Horsche 199 Turbo.
Con: Excellent.
Fenix: I'm glad you think so.

So the two stallions got in Fenix's car, and drove to M.I.3 Headquarters....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Bulstrode
Bulstrode
Date: January 12, 1957
Location: Oatland, Alicornia

Stylo was heading to the docks to work. When he got there, he saw some other workers arguing with Bulstrode. Bulstrode was the pony that had his tugboat, and the one that was disrespecting everyone else.

Bulstrode: *On the tugboat* Come on, come on! Why aren't those cars where they're supposed to be? I need the barge loaded up with stones quickly!
Worker: There's no engine, and they go to wherever they're needed. You're in the wrong spot, not these freight cars!
Stylo: *Climbs into engine, and drives towards the freight cars at a slow speed. He...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
Two of these gondola freight cars were pushed by Coffee Creme in her engine.
Date: January 6, 1957
Location: West of Cheyenne

Coffee Creme was told by Pete to get some workers at a tunnel which was blocked. She found the job boring, as she was driving an engine, and pushing two gondola freight cars where the workers, and their equipment were on.

They stopped outside the tunnel. The workers went inside. It was very dark, and quiet, but not for long. A sound was heard, as if it was a big animal, and the workers ran out looking terrified.

Worker Leader: What happened?
Worker 46: We started to dig at the block, but it grunted, and moved.
Worker Leader: That's ridiculous.
Worker...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Donut got in a diesel, and roughly bumped into five coaches. Then, he started heading Eastbound. He had to stop at Cheyenne to exchange some passengers with another train from the Union Pacific. The engineer for the U.P train was Gordon, and was impatiently waiting on the platform.

Donut: *Stops train at station*
Gordon: *Carrying five stones, and throws one at the window*
Donut: *Ignores Gordon*
Gordon: *Throws another stone at the window*
Donut: *Still ignoring Gordon*
Gordon: *Breaks the window on Donut's engine with the third stone*
Donut: Ugh! What?!
Gorodn: You're late!
Donut: I know. It's that...
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posted by AquaMarine6663
Blue Fedora was waiting outside the shop for Dragon Spout to arrive. He looked at the telephone pole that was right outside his shop. He examined a sign. It read:

Missing: Moon Dust
Blue unicorn mare with blue eyes and indigo mane
If found, please report to Princess Luna IMMEDIATELY

Blue Fedora was quickly pulled away from the poster. "There's no time to be reading free puppy posters! C'mon! we're wasting time!" said Dragon Spout. He sighed, and followed her.
"So, what's the plan?" he said. Dragon spout looked at him. "We ask any, and every unicorn if they know a fireproof spell." she said. "but...
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Source: My Little Brony
posted by Seanthehedgehog
One day, Button Mash was watching TV.

Button: I can't seem to find anything good. *Changes channel to a news report*
Anchor Pony: And apparently, the bank robbers took off in a dark blue Suburban.
Button: Boring. *Changes channel to war film*
Equestrian Pony 589: Get down.
Terrorist: *Shoots missile*
Button: Isn't there anything good on TV?! *Changes channel*
Announcer: And now, it's time for a new episode of Ponies On The Rails. Sponsored by Princess Motors. Manufacturing both cars, and trains for over seventy years.

Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Equestria, have you ever wondered about how some things in that world are how they are today? Well now, you are about to find out. From having fun, in the park, to fighting crime, or evil terrorists, this is the History of Equestria.

Episode 2: Police Ponies

When there's a robbery, what type of pony does it's best to stop the criminals? Is it Earth Ponies? Unicorns? Pegasi? The answer is all of them. Yes, all three types of ponies. Why? I'm about to tell you.

In most towns/cities of Equestria, there is too much crime, and the town has a group of ponies that will stop the criminals. These ponies...
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posted by TotalDramaFan60
FriendshipIsMagicBitch
MoarAppulz
HappierVer.OfPinkamena
Yay
CrushKillDestroySwag
I<3Muffins
MiniMoarAppulz
MiniCrushKillDestroySwag
TrenderhoofIsBestPonyApplejewelSucked
MiniTrenderhoofIsBestPonyApplejewelSucked
Classic
Wub
IWantHands
SomeBackgroundPony
Time
WhatsWrongWithMeRarityBoastsAndYouStillLikeHer
GodOfChaos
ChangelingQueen
IllStealYourMagic
allMeMinuette
IFlewAroundInSpaceOnACarrot
ImNotDrunk
NerdyGlathedFillyWithALithp
Sidekick1
Sidekick2
FlowerMare1
FlowerMare2
FlowerMare3

Copy and paste this to guess and suggest:


FriendshipIsMagicBitch:
MoarAppulz:
HappierVer.OfPinkamena:
Yay:
CrushKillDestroySwag:
I<3Muffins:...
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posted by octaviavsdjpon3
the trotting dead
the trotting dead
my name is rainbow dash and i am only 6 years old when all this happened its late afternoon and were eating dinner. suddenly we hear groaning and chomps and blood flies on our window i go to look outside and then a zombie pops up and i was scared to death
i ran to my dad and then the zombie was cracking our window. good thing my dad had a gun in his
room and he gave a gun to my brother when he was 17 so my brother got his gun and shot the zombie through the window. it flew back and then we looked at her we noticed it was my sister.
we were all sad we boarded up the doors and the windows. then a zombie was in the back of our house down in the basement when we went down there the only weapons we had were guns and one knife. i had nothing cause i was to little. it almost got my mom cause she was looking somewhere else. be in for part 2!!