My Little Pony Friendship is Magic Article: Gran Turismo Episode 3 Part 4

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Tim and Julia were on patrol at the docks.

Julia: *Turns left at the docks*
Tim: Have you decided what kind of Christmas tree you wanted?
Julia: Something big, and fat.
Tim: I'll bet. Our shift ends in five minutes, so we'll go into Ponyville to find one of those.
Julia: *Turns left, and passes a police station, fire house, and hospital*

A brand new Impala in light blue passed them.

Tim: Double line.
Julia: Yeah, I know. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 94: *Pulls over*
Julia: *Stops behind the car, and goes out to talk to the driver*
Tim: GT24, pulling over a light blue Chevrolet for passing on a double line on Green Drive, license Adam, 4, 4, Lincoln, Sam, Henry.
Dispatch: Ten-4 24.
Julia: *Looking at the driver* May I see your driver's license and registration please?
Stallion 94: Yeah yeah. *Gives Julia his driver's license and registration* I know what I did was wrong.
Julia: Why'd you do it?
Stallion 94: I'm in a hurry. My boss let me out late, and I have to pick up my son from daycare.
Julia: *Gives the stallion his license and registration back, along with a ticket* You know? *Leans on the door near the stallion* This car is sexy. Keep it that way.
Stallion 94: *Smiles* Yes ma'am.
Julia: Merry Christmas. *Walks away*
Stallion: Happy Hearth's Warming Eve.
Julia: *Drives away* You know what? I changed my mind. The tree I want is tall, and handsome.
Tim: Were you flirting with that guy?
Julia: Haha. What do you think?
Tim: I don't think I'm gonna answer that question.

Meanwhile, Brett was talking to fifty North Koreans. Their current location is unknown.

Brett: Gentlecolts. In fifteen hours, at precisely 6 in the morning, Twilight Sparkle will be ours. Have you got the bomb ready?
North Korean Ponies: Yes.
Brett: I'm glad to hear that. I found a building in Gran Turismo that will be suitable for Twilight's death. If we blow it up, it will destroy a nearby gas station, and during our process of murdering Twilight Sparkle, we will also make Equestria lose precious gasoline.
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*
Brett: This new town in Equestria will quickly have a terrible history. Let's make it happen!!
North Korean Ponies: *Cheering*

2 B Continued

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Grand Theft Ponies Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

A Lunicorn Continental, the My Little Pony version of a Lincoln.

Gordon, and Case Cracker got in a black Lunicorn Continental. They were heading to the airport to deliver cocaine.

Gordon: The airport shouldn't be far away. Turn on the radio if you'd like.
Case Cracker: *turns on radio and begins to search for a station* Sounds like a lotta static.
Gordon: Maybe because this car is old. *Stops at red light* Let me try. *turns onto 98.1* This radio station has a lot of rock & roll, but right now they're playing a commercial.
Announcer: Behold, the best cars you could ever ask for, from Chevronet. Chevronet has made many enjoyable cars, from the Belair to...

Awesome pony pics

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Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Awesome pony pics

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Source: joyreactor, facebook, deviantart

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 9

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Previously, when Rainbow Dash, and her friends found the treasure, they also noticed their ship was missing. When the diamond dogs arrived, they stole the ship.

Rainbow Dash: *Runs onto the beach with her friends*
Leaf Pile: This is not good.
Erik: What are we going to do?
Rainbow Dash: I think I know what we can do. Me, and Leaf Pile will fly onto the ship, and you unicorns can teleport yourselves, as well as our earth ponies, and we fight whoever stole our ship.
Applejack: If only I wasn't an earth pony.
Max: Be careful what you wish for.
Erik: Hey, I don't mind not having wings, or a horn....

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I'm bored, so here's a random BEST OF SATEN TWIST

posted by Canada24

SCENE 1:
Saten: *drunkily* H Hey Applejack
AppleJack: Are ya drunk or something?
Saten: *dizzily* No I'm no- A little
AppleJack: *giggles* Y'all really need some sort of intervention. Ah mean this is the third time this week.
(Suddenly Saten Twist squeeze hugged her, even though it was clear Applejack wasn't completely comfortable with it.)
Saten: I I love you Applejack. Let's grow old together in everyway. (demonic voice) EVERY-WAY!
AppleJack *trying to push him off her*: Yeah.. About that.. Look. We only been on 'one' date. It didn't even end well,. But since then. Ya showed up at my house four...

Just Be Me Episode 2 Part 7

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Rainbow Dash, Rarity, and Applejack got to the island with the five ponies on the pirate ship. They walked off the ship after putting down the anchor, and were on the island.

Leaf Pile: We're here. Now let's get that pirate map, and look for the treasure.
Rarity: *Realizes something* Oh, about the treasure map.
Leaf Pile: Yes Rarity?
Rarity: Remember when we were dumping Hungry's body over the edge, and into the ocean?
Erik: You didn't leave the map with her.
Larry: Did you?
Rarity: Well, you see... Yes.
Donut: Darn it!
Leaf Pile: Now how are we supposed to find the treasure?!
Rainbow Dash: Stay...

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The Storm Part 6

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Next morning, Joe arrived at his job late.

Boss: *Watching workers unload boxes from a small freight train*
Worker: That's the last one sir.
Boss: Good work.
Worker: Okay man, we got all the boxes out of your train.
Engineer: Thanks. *Rings bell on his locomotive as he drives the train away from the depot*
Joe: *Arrives* Sir, I'm sorry for arriving late.
Boss: Don't worry about it. I got something to tell you.
Joe: What?
Boss: Important cargo is coming here from St. Foalis by helicopter.
Joe: Why is it coming all the way from there?
Boss: No one else would send it.
Joe: What is it anyway?
Boss:...

The Storm Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

In St. Foalis, two ponies climbed into a helicopter on top of a building.

Orion: *Sits in pilot's seat*
Snowflake: *Sits next to Orion*
Pony: *Gives manifest to Orion* You two need to get some oil to a trucking depot in Trenton Neigh Jersey.
Orion: All the way in Neigh Jersey? What for?
Pony: It's needed by a town by there, and we're the closest company that can get it to them. Better start flying.
Orion: *Starts up helicopter*
Snowflake: Why did I let you talk me into this?
Orion: Because it's a fun job.
Snowflake: We're pegasi. We don't need to fly these things.
Orion: Well I like it. *Gets...

On The Block Episode 12 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Golfing

Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic Rainbow as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell

A golf course was just constructed in Ponyville. Otis, and Chip were playing against each other.

Chip: Watch this. I'm gonna hit the ball with the 3 wood, and it's gonna hit the flag pole, and go right into the hole.
Otis: But we're already on the fairway, and you'll just hit the ball out of bounds.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: Just watch me! *Grabs 3 wood, and hits the ball*

The ball rocketed to the flagpole. It hit the pole, and fell into the hole....

On The Block Episode 12 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...

Sweet Apple Massicure spoof, Part 9

posted by Canada24

Unfortantely the Cusiders ran into a dead end, and Big Mac was finally able to do whatever the hell it was he was planning to do towards them.
But before he could the shotgun was blown out of his hooves, by an unnamed police pony.
Ditto: (also revealing himself). (looks at the police pony) Not bad kid, now keep that gun at him, take no chances.
Police pony: Yes Chief Ditto (keeps aiming the M1911 pistol at Big Mac).
Ditto: (approaches Big Mac).
Scootaloo: (excitedly) Ditto! It's me!
Ditto: I see that.. But now's not the the time sweetie.
Scootaloo: Fair enough.
Ditto: (dramatic tone) Big Macintose,...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

After buying some uneccesary military equipment, Gordon was getting ready to head into FBI Headquarters to rescue Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Tying shoelaces on his boots, but he doesn't know how to tie shoelaces, and stops* Alright. Now... *Puts on military shirt, helmet, then grabs an M14 rifle* oh, almost forgot. *Grabs belt of grenades. He grabs one of the grenades, and plays around with it, but acidentally pulls out the pin* Ah! *Puts pin back in grenade* thank goodness.

Meanwhile in the yards.

Stylo: Where...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 79 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 27, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:41 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Gordon returned to Chicagoat. He was glad to be back, but still missed Coffee Creme.

Gordon: *Waits for his train to stop, then gets out on the platform*
Pete: *Walks out of station* Welcome back Gordon.
Gordon: Thank you sir. It's great to be back. Can I talk to you in my office?
Pete: You mean my office.
Gordon: That's what I said.
Pete: Uh, alright.

They walked into Pete's office.

Pete: What's going on?
Gordon: Remember when I called you yesterday?
Pete: Yeah. What about it?
Gordon: Right after I hung up,...

On The Block Episode 11 Part 3

posted by Seanthehedgehog

The Classroom

Starring Snow Wonder as Ms. Schultz..............................

Tom: Hold it!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: We're not doing this skit yet until later. Get your shit together everypony!
Audience: *Laughing*

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler
Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic Rainbow as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as...

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On The Block Episode 11 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...

Ponies On The Rails Episode 77 Part 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Date: August 14, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 9:21 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Stephanie stopped her train in the yards when she saw Mirage, and Jeff with a few other ponies.

Stephanie: *Gets out of engine* Hi guys.
Mirage: We're going to miss you Stephanie.
Stylo: It was fun working with you.
Metal Gloss: Especially with that one train you two worked on with that baseball landing on one of your cars.
Stylo: Oh shut up.
Stephanie: *Laughs*
Hawkeye: *Walks into the yards* Hey, listen up. I just got back from Pete's office, and he's saying that two engineers on our railway died in a...

Papillon Part 13

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Toussaint

When Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to the island, it was dark. The island was part of a leper colony, for treating ponies with leprosy.

Papillon: Don't point your weapons at anypony.
Louis: Why not?
Papillon: Better idea. You two stay here. I'll go alone. *Gives Louis his rifle*
Andre: Why are you going alone?
Papillon: I don't want anypony here to see your rifles. We wanna make peace with them, and get a boat. *Walks to a hut*

Inside, he met the colony chief, Toussaint. He was affected by leprosy.

Toussaint: Is there something we can help you with?
Papillon: *Staring at Toussaint's face*
Toussaint:...

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Papillon Part 12

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Papillon, Louis, and Andre got to a small island with the bribed guard on the boat.

Bribed Guard: Okay, your boat is on this island. Give me three thousand dollars.
Papillon: *Gives bribed guard three thousand dollars, then gets off the boat with Louis, and Andre*
Bribed Guard: Oh, one more thing. *Gives Papillon three rifles, and ammo* Use them wisely.
Papillon: *Gives rifle, and ammo to Louis, and Andre* Thanks.
Bribed Guard: *Rides away in his boat*
Andre: How come he can't get us all the way back to France?
Papillon: It would make things too obvious. Let's find that boat, and get out of here....

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Papillon Part 5

posted by Seanthehedgehog

After catching the crocodile, Papillon, and Louis brought it to one of the guards.

Guard 27: *Grabs a knife, and cuts a hole in the crocodile's stomach*
Papillon: *Watching the guard*
Guard 27: You're next job is to go catch butterflies. What the buck are you waiting for?
Papillon: *Leaves guard*
Louis: *Follows Papillon*

Catching butterflies was not as easy as it sounded. They were going really fast, and the prisoners were tired.

Prisoner 52: *Swings his net, but misses a butterfly*
Guard 93: You're supposed to catch them you idiot.
Prisoner 52: *Runs after butterfly*
Louis: *sees butterfly on...

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Sweet Apple Massicure Part 5

posted by Canada24

For unknown reasons AppleJack wasn't allowed in heaven.
AJ: (to Saten, who is also not allowed in) What are we gonna do!?
Saten: We!? Wow, wow, you had your chance to be 'we' for nearly three years now. I give up. I'm done helping you AppleJac- (she briefly kisses his cheek).. Alright. I'm in. I'm more than happy to help.
AJ: You have a plan?
Saten: Yes. But you're have to play close attention, it involves great detail and planning... (punches the guard unconscience, witch is barely a plan at all).
Saten: Alright. We are free to enter. (opens the gate and he and AppleJack go inside).

TO BE CONTAINUED