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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Christine was in her hotel watching the Germans try to clean up the accident, but decided to go into another part of her hotel.

Christine: *Walks to the back of her hotel, and looks in the backyard. She then walks away*
Labiche: *Climbs over the wall, and into the backyard. With his back leg shot, he has to limp to the hotel. He knocks on the door*
Christine: *Looks outside, and opens the door*
Labiche: *Walks in, and leans on a wall*
Christine: No. No, you can't stay here.
Labiche: *Looks at the floor*

Outside of the hotel.

Maurice & Railroad Pony 92: *Blindfolded, and facing a wall*
German Ponies: Fire! *Executing Maurice & Railroad Pony 92*
Colonel Von Waldheim: *After witnessing the executions, he goes toward the wreck of his train* Major!
German Pony 39: *Runs to him*
Colonel Von Waldheim: How soon will the cranes be here?!
German Pony 39: Tonight. Any work that can be done without heavy equipment will be finished before that.
Colonel Von Waldheim: Put more ponies to work! I want this done faster!!
German Pony 39: But Colonel, until the crane can move the engine-
Colonel Von Waldheim: *Stares at the Major*
German Pony 39: Yes Colonel. *Goes to get more ponies to work*
German Pony 69: *Arrives* Sir! No sign of Labiche sir. We searched for hours. There's no sign of him anywhere.
Colonel Von Waldheim: I WANT HIM!
German Pony 69: But Colonel, he could have gone back to Paris.
Colonel Von Waldheim: No. He's around somewhere, I know. With twists, and turns he'll make plans, but he won't leave the train. I'm beginning to know him. Keep looking for him! Search the town!

He was in the wine cellar in Christine's hotel.

Labiche: *Laying on a bed smoking a cigar*
Christine: *Arrives with a tray of food* I brought you some clothes. How's your leg?
Labiche: Much better thank you.
Christine: *Hears German ponies shouting*
Labiche: What's going on out there?
Christine: You should know. Maurice, and an engineer were shot. Another engineer was shot trying to escape.
Labiche: Pesquet.
Christine: *Hears one of her doors open, and goes upstairs with three bottles of wine*
Labiche: *Grabs a knife, in case any Germans are there*
Christine: *Makes it upstairs*
German Pony 930: Labiche! Have you seen him?!
Christine: *Puts the wine bottles on a table* Labiche?
German Pony 930: Yes Labiche!! He was in room 5, and left yesterday!
Christine: Yes, he left yesterday.
German Pony 930: I know that. I know he left yesterday! I am asking if you've SEEN HIM TODAY!!
Christine: Labiche, Labiche. Yes I've seen him! I see him everyday with Hitler. They're in the wine cellar downstairs!

The Germans did not appreciate her sarcasm, and left the hotel.

Labiche: *Puts the knife away*
Christine: *Comes downstairs, and grabs another bottle of wine. She opens it when tears start to come out of her eyes*
Labiche: *Walks towards Christine, and puts a hoof on her shoulder*
Christine: Please. *Moves to the side away from Labiche, and sits down* Why did you come back here? You want everyone killed. You think you're being a hero, maybe you don't care if you live. What right have you to do this? Leave us alone. I knew Maurice all my life. He and his wife, sat with me when my husband was killed. It was the first year of the war, and now i'll sit with her, we know the truth. Stallions will be heroes, while the widows moan.
Labiche: *Sits down in front of her* Perhaps stallions are fools. There were over a hundred involved in stopping that train. Switch ponies, brake ponies, yard masters. Station masters. God knows how many will be shot, like Maurice. You know what's on that train? Paintings.
Christine: *Looks at Labiche*
Labiche: That's right, paintings, art. The national heritage. The pride of France.
Christine: *Looks away*
Labiche: Crazy, isn't it?
Christine: *Has another tear come out of her eye*
Labiche: It's quiet up there. *Stands up*
Christine: Where are you going?
Labiche: Perhaps I can leave now.
Christine: *Gets in front of him* You can't take two steps without being seen. They're looking for you everywhere.
Labiche: My friend who was with me on the train, I have to meet him. He may not even be alive.
Christine: It won't help him if you're killed. Wait until it's dark. Eat your food.
Labiche: *Stands behind Christine*
Christine: *Holds Labiche*
Labiche: *Hugs Christine*

2 B Continued
After the party, everyone except Twilight, and Pinkie Pie left.

Twilight Sparkle: You know Pinkie Pie, there's something I've been meaning to tell you.
Pinkie Pie: Yes?
Twilight Sparkle: Since I've been a princess for two years now.. *Charges her magic*
Pinkie Pie: *Excited* Yes?!
Twilight Sparkle: I want your money!! *Uses her magic to throw Pinkie Pie into a wall. She runs away stealing all of the money from the cash register.*
Pinkie Pie: *Sad* Twilight?

Later in Rainbow Dash's cloudhouse.

Sean: Why don't you just put a ladder here for people that don't fly? You didn't really have to carry me....
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added by NocturnalMirage
Source: facebook, deviantart
LATER:

Airbourne: And that's why you should let my client go..

Judge : Please sir your client Master Sword has been caught robbing a blank with a stolen police car... And all you did was show up, sit down, and say "that's why you should let him go"..

Airbourne: ...... I'll give you twenty bucks.

Judge: DONE! (pounds hammer).

LATER AGAIN:

Master Sword: See, told you my friend will get us out.

Saten: I guess... He creeps me out though.. He kept asking for an dirty picture of Twilight..

Master Sword: Oh yeah. Same way I have one for your Derpy

Saten: (angrily) WHAT!?

Master Sword: Yeah, have it over my wall-

Saten: (punches Sword in the face).

Master Sword: (holding his bloody nose) still worth it!

That's all I got, so end of episode.
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Arthur Grossman
Arthur Grossman
At Canterlot Highway Patrol headquarters, an officer named Arthur Grossman was showing everypony a new watch he bought.

Arthur: I got a coupon that allowed me to get 30% off. This watch is made out of 24 karat gold.
CHP Ponies: Whoa. Cool.
Jon: Where did you get a watch like that?
Arthur: At this store across the street from the train station. I love this thing.
Frank: You better be careful out there on your motorcycle. We wouldn't want to see you hitting the pavement, and ruining that lovely watch.
Arthur: I'll be fine.
Sargent Getraer: *Arrives* Okay everypony, sit down, and be quiet.

When...
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Spike: [snoring]
Twilight: Let's go through this one more time.
Rainbow Dash: [sighs] We've been over it like a million times, Twilight! We found all six keys, defeated Tirek, and got this sweet castle! End of story!
Twilight: Yes, but why?
Applejack: I dunno, sugarcube. Maybe it's just your new house and there ain't nothin' more to it than that.
Rarity: I must say, speaking strictly on aesthetics, there really doesn't need to be more to it. It's all simply divine!
Fluttershy: I agree with Twilight. And Rarity. And Applejack. And Rainbow Dash. And Pinkie Pie. Oh, and probably Spike.
Spike: [snoring]...
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Rainbow Dash's car
Rainbow Dash's car
Hi, I'm Scootaloo, and I'm the narrator. Now that we got the terrible intro out of the way, it's time to start our fanfic which is a parody of Don't Swim On Sundays, Cupcakes, and Jeff The Killer.

I live with Rainbow Dash, and we were going to move into a very nice house by a cupcake factory. This story takes place in February, 2014.

Rainbow Dash: *Putting bags into the trunk of her car*
Scootaloo: Do we have enough room for my scooter?
Rainbow Dash: I think so. We basically have everything we need.
Scootaloo: *Puts her scooter in the trunk*
Rainbow Dash: *Closes trunk* What you really want...
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(Not much, but just a small something to keep you guys knowing I haven't forgotten the story)


Saten returned into the barn.

Rarity was still inside as well.

"Well.. Were you successful? Is he gonna stop flirting with AppleJack" Rarity asked anxiously.

"Not yet.. But don't worry, I'm ending this wait here and now" Saten said from off view.

"Oh. That's good to hear- wait, IS THAT A CROSSBOW!?" Rarity cried, her beautiful eyes widening in shock.

Sure enough, Saten was holding a sport crossbow, and loading it with a real arrow and said "Yep.. Ending it here and now" Saten said and pointed the crossbow...
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Episode 8: Hawkeye

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #57* in the Canterlot area*

Shining Armor: *Walks up to me* Good morning, Nick.

Me: Hello Shining Armor, how are you?

Shining Armor: I’m doing good. Say, can I ask you something?

Me: Sure. What is it?

Shining Armor: The archery contest is coming soon, and the kids want me to dress up as a superhero that uses arrows. Do you know one I could use?

Me: Well, the best one I can think of is Hawkeye.

Shining Armor: Hawkeye?

Me: Hawkeye, aka Clint Barton, is a master of archery who joined the Circus as a child. He was mentored by Jacques Duquesne, aka The...
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Episode 8: Ms. Marvel / Captain Marvel

Me: *Reading Ms. Marvel #1* near the boutique*

Sweetie Belle: *Sees me and runs up to me* Hello Nick!

Me: Hello Sweetie Belle!

Sweetie Belle: *Looks at his comic* Who's that? She looks cool!

Me: Oh, her name is Ms. Marvel.

Sweetie Belle: Ms. Marvel?

Me: Ms. Marvel, aka Carol Danvers, is one of the must important super-heroines in Marvel history. She was given powers because she looked up to Captain Mar-Vell, and wanted to be equal with him

Sweetie Belle: Why did she want to be equal and not superior?

Me: Well, Ms. Marvel was created during the 60's, when second-wave...
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Episode 6: Wolverine

Me: *Reading The Incredible Hulk #181 near a bakery*

Pinkie Pie: *Bounces up to me* Guten tag, Nick!

Me: Hello Pinkie Pie.

Pinkie Pie: *Notices the comic I am reading* Ooooh who's that yellow and blue guy?

Me: Oh, that's Wolverine.

Pinkie Pie: Wolverine? He sounds like fun!

Me: Well, he is the best at what he does. Wolverine, aka Logan, used to an agent for Canada, but later joined the X-Men. He has a healing factor, Adamantium-covered bone claws, and heightened senses.

Pinkie Pie: He sounds like he is best at what he does!

Me: He joined the X-Men in Giant Sized X-Men #1*, which...
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Episode 3: The Incredible Hulk

Me: *Walking down the street, holding a copy of The Incredible Hulk #1*, and then notices Angel Bunny running from Fluttershy, and I catch him*

Fluttershy: *Reaches me* Thank you...

Me: *Hands Angel Bunny back to her* Welcome.

Fluttershy: *Sees the comic I'm holding* Who's that?

Me: *Shows her the comic* It's the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Who is the Hulk?

Me: The Hulk is the second form of Bruce Banner, when he saved a kid named Rick Jones, who had wandered onto the test field of a Gamma Ray bomb, turning Bruce Banner into the Hulk.

Fluttershy: Wow! Poor guy...but why is he called...
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Episode 2: Iron Man

Me: *Reading Tales of Suspense #39* on a bench in Cloudsdale*

Rainbow Dash: *Sits next to me* What are you reading? A comic book? Those are sooooo boring!

Me: Why do you say that?

Rainbow Dash: The characters are boring and cheesy!

Me: Not all of them. What about Iron Man?

Rainbow Dash: *Looks confused* Iron Man? Who's that?

Me: Iron Man, aka Tony Stark, is a billionaire, genius, playboy, philanthropist, and a superhero.

Rainbow Dash: He sounds cool...tell me more...

Me: Well, Tony Stark was kidnapped by Communists, and almost died by a piece of shrapnel. However, he survived by...
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Has anyone ever read CHEERLIEES GARDEN.

It's probably one of the 'better' creepypastas.
But I still dislike it.

Not only is Cheerlees complete irrational in thi story. (killing children, when simply quitting your job could of worked just as well).

But there's all the fact, she acts like she watches WAY too many Saw movies (I would know, I watch them quite a lot).

She acts exactly like Jigsaw.
Using clever traps to kill them in unique fashion.
But unlike Jigsaw.
She dosen't give them a chance to escape, making her more like the Mark Hoffmen and Amanda Young.
Where the victims, where ONLY victims, they would of died, regardless of doing what they needed to do.
And there was no 'point' behind it.

Besides I LIKE Jigsaw, he's different then other villains.
He's still 'human' in some way.

Anyway.
Now that I got that off my chest.
I can relax now.

And stay tuned for more of my latest story..
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hey everypony.
Audience: Hey!!
Tom: How are you doing?
Audience: Good.
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Why would you tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing. Anyway, we got some bad news. It's about Warner Brothers.
Master Sword: Oh great.
Tom: They now have taken control of the...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
The warden of the prison camp on Devil's Island.
Previously, Papillon fought another prisoner who was attempting to attack Louis. When the fight ended, Papillon spent twelve hours laying on a floor near the engine room. All four of his hooves were cuffed, and chained together, and he was on his stomach. At least he was still able to have his bread, and water.

By the time the guards set him free, the boat got close to Devil's Island, the new prison camp that Papillon, and the other prisoners would go to.

Frank: There it is.
Johnny: Devil's Island.
Papillon: Is there anyway to escape?
Louis: Not that I know of.
Frank: There is a way to escape,...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
We return to the block with Master Sword, and Saten Twist walking down the street.

Master Sword: You told me never to go to your Celebrity Jeopardy games again.
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: As long as you don't play as the person that created you, you can stay there.
Master Sword: What's wrong with Windwakerguy430? He's awesome.
Saten Twist: Okay, his real name is Nick Craig, so shut up.
Master Sword: Do you want me to stop talking?
Audience: *Laughing*
Saten Twist: *Stops walking* Wait a minute.
Master Sword: *Stops*
Saten Twist: This is where Tom, and Annie got attacked by that Warner Brothers...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are friends live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV show they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic Rainbow as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia: *Sitting at her desk in her office*
Timothy: Princess, I trust that you enjoy this desk, we worked real hard to make it.
Celestia: Thank you. Now, I need to know about Twilight Sparkle. She has betrayed me too many times now, and we must find her.
Timothy: I regret to inform you...
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posted by purrloinedlove
Pleiades wakes up to a thunderstorm and her friend Moonbow and her little brother Midnight Dream Boat (preferring Bart for obvious reasons) stop by. "Look Pleiades! I can do this!" He casts a spell he learned in Basic Magic class. "Whoa Bart. I can't even do that." "You're a pegasus silly!" "Yes I am and I'm proud of it." "Quincy is stopping by soon. Bart want to make breakfast with us? We're doing toaster waffles and applesos." (It's not "sauce" people.) Pleiades brings out the waffles, the syrup, the marmalade, and the butter. "Pleiades is the applesos cold?" "Yaas sir ma'am sir." Moonbow...
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