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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Case Cracker was driving his car on the highway. He was heading north for Sausalito to get an upgrade for his Flam Tornado when this occurred.

Fillydelphia Ponies: *In a black Pearla, a Capri and a red Amigo*
Fillydelphia Pony 75: Three years, and we're still after this son of a bitch.
Case Cracker: *Looks at the three cars behind him*
Fillydelphia Pony 53: He's looking at us.
Fillydelphia Pony 47: But he's not doing anything.
Fillydelphia Pony 53: Shoot him.
Fillydelphia Pony 47: *Leans out of the car with his assault rifle and fires six bullets*
Case Cracker: *Floors it*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Following him*
Filydelphia Pony 75: I got the Lambronyni, so it looks like I'm the only one that can get him. *Catching up to Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Opens his window, and with his magic, shoots at the pony with his assault rifle*
Fillydelphia Pony 75: *Gets shot, and crashes his car. It rolls over several times*
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Pass by*
Ponies: *Stop their cars to avoid crashing into the Lambronyni*
Fillydelphia Pony 49: *On walkie talkie* Get a helicopter! They took down one of our cars.

The helicopter was flying near the Golden Neigh Bridge, waiting for Case Cracker.

Case Cracker: *Sees the helicopter* Man, this is just gonna be a repeat of what happened 3 years ago.
Pilot: *Flying above Case Cracker*
Case Cracker: *Shooting at the helicopter*
Pilot: *Fires a missile*
Fillydelphia Pony 49: He's escaping.
Pilot: That missile will hit him, and he'll die.

The missile blew up right behind Case Cracker's car. It flipped onto it's roof.

Fillydelphia Pony 49: Heh. Looks like you weren't lying.
Pilot: Make sure that I'm right, and that he's dead.
Fillydelphia Pony 49: On it.
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Slowly passing the car, and see Case Cracker*
Fillydelphia Pony 49: You were right. That missile did kill him.
Fillydelphia Ponies: *Driving away*
Pilot: *Leaves the scene*
Case Cracker: *Opens his eyes as he gets out of his car*

2 B Continued
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on street corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing next to Double Scoop*
Tom: More ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands next to...
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Benny
Benny
Chicagoat, Illinois
April 4, 1957
11:59 AM

Hawkeye, and Percy got the train into Dearborn Street Station. Now, they were waiting for the Canadian pony to arrive.

Percy: What did Pete say this pony looked like?
Hawkeye: I don't know. A blue unicorn. Let's get out of the train, and look for him. *Gets out*
Percy: Are you sure?
Hawkeye: Yeah. It's not going anywhere.
Percy: Okay. *Slowly gets out of train*
Hawkeye: Now we walk around this station until we find the pony. *Walks upstairs*
Percy: *Follows*
Hawkeye: Change of plans. I have to use the bathroom. *Walks into bathroom*
Percy: Great. Now I gotta...
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Cheyenne Wyoming
April 4, 1957
7:20 AM

Percy: *Playing bugle in trainyard*
Gordon: *Wearing a leather jacket, and is carrying a whip*

"I like Ike, and the Union Pacific" - Richard Nixon

"Airplanes maybe faster, but trains are more reliable" - Chuck Berry

Percy: *Stops playing bugle*
Workers: *Lining up in front of Gordon*
Gordon: That was careless, and sloppy! *Looks at stopwatch* 32 seconds! Four seconds more then it was supposed to take for all of you to get here.
Jeff: Actually, I got here in 26 seconds.
Gordon: How do you know that?
Jeff: I kept track of the time with my watch.
Gordon: *Looking...
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Derpy: (flying home)
Master Sword: (runs over to her, and ends up asking her on a date).
Derpy: Uhh... Sure, I don't see why no- (suddenly gets shot in the arm, though it's only a flesh wound).
Master Sword: (holding handgun) That's great! I'm so damn happy!!
Derpy: (holding arm, and looking mad at him) WHY THE HELL DID YOU SHOOT ME!?
Master Sword: Because I'm a weird, creepy, green guy.
Derpy: Your an idiot!
Master Sword: (proudly) Yes! But I'm YOUR idiot!


Not much of an chapter.. But it's I have for now..
Please leave reviews and all that jazz ;)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike, Nemo and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

And special guest star, Fluttershy as Renee

Previously in Ponies On The Rails

Pete: What do you mean jinxed?
Renee:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 12, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 9:15 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Anthony was the first pony to drive his train across the modified bridge. His engine still had the smokestack with the bullet in it, and he was hoping it would be fixed soon.

Anthony: *Driving train*
Firepony: Pretty cold today.
Anthony: Yeah, you could say that again. When I woke up at my house, I saw a lot of icicles.
Firepony: You better get rid of them before they fall, and land on somepony.
Anthony: I tried, but they were too high. Get some more coal into the firebox. We're going into a tunnel.
Firepony:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: February 1, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah
Time: 10:05 AM
Railway: Southern Pacific

Ryan got his engine ready, and got it coupled up to a work train to repair track.

Ryan: *Waiting for a green signal*
Workers: *On train*
Worker Leader: *Walks up to Ryan's train*
Ryan: *Opens window, and looks at leader*
Work Leader: Where does Michael want us to go?
Ryan: He just wants us heading southbound until we get to a bridge. There's a river there, and he said that a huge branch from a fallen tree got stuck there.
Worker Leader: So?
Ryan: It's preventing the water from flowing through. If the water doesn't...
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posted by mariofan14
It's been a while since I've done this spinoff of Windwaker430's "What's Your Take" articles. It's time to bring this back up with a big dislike about a new show.

To put it quite frankly, the new show I would like to talk about is a show named Mr. Pickles on [adult swim]. It's about a very evil, and quite Satanic, dog who disguises himself as man's best friend, but the reason the dog is named Mr. Pickles is because he likes pickles. But why am I going to say that it's a bad show? It's not that it's bad, but it's practically evil. Mr. Pickles has a secret Satanic lair under his doghouse, bends...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Con, Fenix, and Rain called the German Commander from their tanks.

German Commander: The objective is complete?
Fenix: Jawohl. We had no difficulty.
German Commander: That is what I like to hear. Now get to Los Angeles, and defeat Ice Cube.
Fenix: We're on it.

On the plane ride to L.A.

Fenix: I just realized something. How are we going to stop the enemy?
Con: Disguises.
Fenix: What disguises? They'll know right off the bat that we're not one of them, because we are not alicorns.
Rain: Would you care to elaborate on your plan?
Con: I am a unicorn. I'll turn Rain, and myself into an alicorn.
Fenix:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
After the power outage, and sabotage caused by Parcival, Pinkie Pie tried calling M.I.3 again.

Pinkie Pie: *Waiting for response*
German Commander: Pinkie Pie? What happened?
Pinkie Pie: The power went out, and somepony nearly killed me.
German Commander: Are you alright?
Pinkie Pie: Yes. 0007 made sure of that.
German Commander: Fenix has always told me good things about that agent of yours. Now, what did you want from us again?
Pinkie Pie: I wanted information on Ice Cube, her alicorn army, and their whereabouts.
German Commander: The last time we got any info on them was when they ended up in...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: January 14, 1957
Location: Cheyenne Wyoming

Nemo was doing a poor job taking over for Hawkeye while he was on vacation. He became frightened of bulls, and remained very lazy, and stubborn. The only trains he would drive, were passenger trains, pulled by diesels.

All the freight trains were being left behind for Stylo to deal with, and it was annoying him big time.

Stylo: *Walking into train yard*
Metal Gloss: *Stops train in yards*
Stylo: *Sees Metal Gloss*
Metal Gloss: *Climbs down from cab* Hello Stylo. I see Nemo has left another freight train behind.
Stylo: I'll have to make a special...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
The sun was setting, and everypony was on the street intersection they were on in the beginning of this episode.

Master Sword: Well, I gotta get going.
Tom: Me too. Remember what I said about being good at fishing.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: *Not amused* Yep.
Sunny: Wait, we don't have to go yet.
Tom: Why not?
Saten Twist: Because we forgot something to put in this episode.
Director: CUT!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Director: What the f**k we're you thinking?! We got in everything we needed to get in.
Saten Twist: Well, what about this story right here? *Shows the director the script*
Director:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Double Scoop, and Sunny were watching TV Together.

Announcer: We'll be back with more episodes of Aqua Marine's Journey. Now, it's time for commercials.
Double Scoop: Aw man!
Announcer: Did you really think you could get away with watching this show without any commercials?
Audience: *Laughing*
Sunny: Yeah, it's called the Internet.
Audience: *Laughing*
Announcer: Advertisements.
Double Scoop: Agh, he's right!
Audience: *Laughing*

The commercials started playing on their TV. The first one was an energy drink created by Rainbow Dash.

Rainbow Dash: *Playing electric guitar while flying* I suppose...
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Pinkie showed Derpy and Saten all over Ponyville, eventually they ended up at sweet apple aches.
Saten: (eyes widen) Holly cow.. Who's that!?
Pinkie: Oh that.. That's Applejack.
Saten: She's.. Beauitful.
Derpy: Really? Not really something I'd look twice at. (looks at AJ again), No wait, never mind..
Pinkie: (calling out) Hey AppleJack! Come meet the new folks.
AJ: (comes over) greetings.
Saten: (has trouble finding his tongue)..
AJ: Are ya okay.
Saten: Yeah.. It's just.. (sigh) would you go out with me?
AJ: (pauses)... Sure.
Saten: R Really?
AJ: Sure. Why not.. Just give mah an hour or so (leaves)
Pinkie...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme song >>>> link

Seanthehedgehog presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

NocturnalMirage from NochurnalMirage

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Wilson, Ike and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Also starring the Southern Pacific ponies.

Nikki West From Jade_23

Michael, Roger, Anthony, Ryan, and Donut from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 64

You Can't Win

Date: January 10, 1957
Location: Ogden, Utah

Duke is the oldest pony to work on the Southern Pacific....
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This story takes place many years ago..


Derpy (As a filly): *jumping on bed, but her eyes seen as normal and she dosen't have her cutie mark*
Saten (as a filly): Hey Derp. Quite that already, your gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: *subbornly* Shut up! Your not the boss of me.. *bangs her head on the roof, making her have the cross eyed disign*
Saten: My god, your okay!?
Derpy: *calmly and unaware of her new look* Sure, why do you ask?
SOON AFTER:
Saten: Told you, you were gonna hurt yourself.
Derpy: Just shut up. (looks in mirror) I look terrible.
Saten: No.. You look unique. Just like you yourself.
Derpy:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Nocturnal Mirage's car
Nocturnal Mirage's car
Business is-a boomin'. I think this is the best fanfiction I have written so far, and now it's time to continue.

Night Frizz had Saten Twist, Blazin' Blue, and Ryan pull over so that she could give them something. They seemed like regular clear license plate covers, but to Night Frizz, they were a way to get pass toll gates.

Ryan: How are these going to help?
Night Frizz: I have seen many ponies do this before. If you put it on your license plate, the scanners can't track down the number. If they can't track down the number on your plate, they won't be able to find your house, and if they can't...
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As far as i can tell Bronies are seperated into three types each having subtypes.

Type 1: Artistic (Artfags)
Normal Artistic
Clop (dear god)
And Crossover

Type 2 : Fanfic Writers (Writefags)
Normal Writer
Clop (oh goood)
Crossover
Horror (or as ilike to call it, Grimdark)

Type 3: Music
Just music I Don't Really know if there are subcategories you can tell me in the comments if you want
posted by AquaMarine6663
I sat in my chair, daydreaming, when my cat, Jewel, landed on my head. "The heck, Jewel! Get the heck off me!" I shouted, pushing the cat off my head. Now, you're probably thinking, 'who the heck yells at their cat?' Well, Mr. Nimbly does. Jewel, my chocolate-point cat sat up on the arm of my chair. "Justin! I um, I found something!" she excitedly said, batting at the blue half of my hair. By now, you're probably like, 'the heck?! this has NOTHING to do with ponies!!!' Just wait. "Fine. Lead the way." I said, grabbing my cane, as Jewel leaped on my shoulder. She led me through my neighborhood,...
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Saten Twist was helping AppleJack try to find Twilight. When suddenly banged into SilverNeedle.
SilverNeedle: (makes creepy joke).
Saten: *laughs and claps hooves like little kid* Ohhh, I like him.
SilverNeedle: Sup ponies!?
Saten: *claps hooves again* This guy.. We're has this guy been all this time!?
SilverNeedle: *to Saten* Wanna do some crack *shows beg* I have some of the best kinds.
Saten: Su-
AppleJack: *pulls Saten away* Nope..


Saten: What gives!? We were really hitting it off!?
AppleJack: Look suger.. As your friend. I can't have you hanging with druggies.. It's bad enough your a alcoholic....
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