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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Typical car chase in San Franciscolt is typical. Pierce, and Bob were crossing the Golden Neigh Bridge.

Pierce: *Sees Bob behind him in the Oldsmobile*
Bob: *Passing a tanker, and a mail van*
Pierce: *A light bulb appears over him as he comes up with an idea* Where did this come from? *Takes the light bulb, and throws it at a car*
Mare: *In a Buick, freaking out as the bulb hits the front of her car. She swerves, and crashes into a truck*
Stallion: *Flips the truck over*
Bob: *Stops, inches from the truck*
Pierce: That'll take a long time to clean up. *Over the Golden Neigh Bridge*

Meanwhile in Stockton

Karl: *Looks at the towels that tie him to the bed. He breaks loose without a struggle* Too easy. I guess whoever tied me up has never heard of a rope. *Leaving the hotel* They were also lucky that I was asleep, not being able to see them. *Gets in his car* I gotta stop talking. *Starts the car* What am I, a narrator? *Drives away*

5 miles up ahead was Tom, and the mare.

Tom: You wanna take Interstate 5, or highway 99?
Mare: I thought it was 66.
Tom: What? Oh, I see where you're going with this. If we flipped those numbers around, we'd be on route 66.

Bob was still stuck on the bridge. He abandoned the Oldsmobile, and walked off the bridge. He was hoping to find another road heading to the highway since it was being blocked off.

Bob: I better find another car soon. *Takes off his tie, and puts it in one of his pockets* This heat is killing me.
Hobo: But it's only 50 degrees.
Bob: I'm used to cold climates. Which doesn't make sense since I live in Los Angeles. *Sees cars coming onto the highway ahead of him* Here we go. Somewhere, I'm going to find another car.

2 B Continued
posted by SomeoneButNoone
"Letter to EPM
RMP moved faster then we thought originally. The last prep work has ended and talks with KGB are ended. They will take over operation Shadow Raid and we will call government take over aswell.
Cheif Juistice Dan von Shadowknight"

Dan - Everyone! We have prepared count-reformation aginst RMP movemen, we officially control Canterlot so we are in upper hand. VSS will be supported by EMP and KGB. Our enemy is RMP and GSF. We will crush our enemies! We will eliminate the evildoers! We will protect Equestria in its full image! Take back Ponyville and make peace! Innocent kids and grow...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Round 11 is beginning

Rainbow Dash & Applejack: *Turning on the teleporter*
Pinkie Pie & Twilight: *Connecting the pad to the core, and running to the teleporter*
Rainbow Dash: Did we fix any barriers?
Applejack: Yes, but it was off screen.
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots two zombies with her Spas 12, blowing their heads off* Aw, I can no longer hear their screams if they no longer have mouths.
Twilight: *Shoots the head off of a zombie with her Stakeout* No more meat for you.
Applejack: You were three feet away. Big deal.
Pinkie Pie: *Turns on the teleporter*

They were back in the projector room

Pinkie...
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posted by austinhaynes
dear mlp animators and voice actors my name is Austin Ryan Haynes and i am12 years old i live in the u.s.a in north Carolina my life had been ruend by my parents until mlp came out.your show helped me stay away from me killing myself and hurting me. i just wanted to say maybe one day i can work with you guys in hasbro. people use to call me gay and it hurt. now that i know that there are more like me in the world i am standing up to them pease if you can try to contact me i might have some pointers. your fan AustinHaynes
Saten: Cloudsdale? Starlight doesn't even have wings! Why would she come here?

Twi: I don't know Twist, Spike, but it looked like she could fly with just magic! Keep your eyes open. We don't know what she has planned.

[whoosh]

Spike: Isn't that Rainbow Dash?

Twi: Did Rainbow Dash look really young to you? And I didn't see a cutie mark. You don't thin-.. Saten put her down!

Saten: (hugging filly Rainbow Dash) She's adorable!

Filly Dash: I NEED AN ADULT!

Saten: I AM an adult.

Twi: (pulls Filly Dash away, and lets her fly off frightenedly) We don't have time for this.

Saten: (groans) Whatever.

Spike: Uh,...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Field Report on VOID.
Movement : OK
Compability : OK
Genes : OK
Explanation of System : In Progress.
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???
15:00
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Dan - Good day VOID.
VOID - So... Why am I here.
Dan - Time to explain why you got created. You see on surface we have a body armor/mech or rather nano suits called Pony Companion System in short PCS.
VOID - Lame name...
Dan - Government called it, here in labs we call it Streanght Boosting Costume aka SBC. They were made for disabled soon Ponies took it to work and even sports as of flying in outer space. System allows nos any pony to fly without wings and use magic without honrn aswell...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Union Pacific 844, now renumbered as 8444
Date: January 20, 1963
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 6:58 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Metal Gloss, and Hawkeye got to work a couple of minutes early, so they could look at the newly renumbered 844.

Hawkeye: Well, it's official. Her number has been changed.
Metal Gloss: I'm still really nervous about what the others will think.
Hawkeye: Perhaps they'll like the extra 4.
Metal Gloss: Maybe. Let's get started.

They got the engine coupled up to fifteen coaches, and brought the train to the station.

Metal Gloss: *Waiting for ponies to come onto the platform*
Hawkeye: No one so far.
Metal Gloss: I...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Julia, and Tim started their patrol for the day. When on Monday Avenue, they saw something they wished they hadn't.

Stallion 55: *Standing by his '67 El Camino* I'm giving away doritos for $6 a bag, mountain dew for $5 a bottle, and the Smoke Weed Everyday album for free!
Tim: Is he serious?
Julia: I sure hope not. *Turns on the police lights*
Stallion 55: *Gets into his El Camino, and drives away*

Song: link

Julia: *Turns around, and starts chasing the El Camino*
Stallion 55: *Passes the fire house, and hospital*
Julia: *Watching the suspect as she gets closer to him*
Tim: *On the radio* GT24,...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
??? - Its over you won't win with me.
Dan - I'll try again and again and again.
??? - Fool. *ice bolts attacks Dan*
Dan - I created you *destroies the ice*
??? - I'm an messiah of this world!
Dan - This is why you killed everyone and destroyed it.
??? - HAHAHAHA I helped them all.
Dan - This is not what I wanted, this is what I asked for, and here I am standing powerless...
??? - What are those walls- wait YOU WONT-
Dan - In other timelines you won't be created as fault. The key to this gate will be my SOUL
??? - NOOOOOOO!
Dan - Goodnight, GOD-Core. You genocide. *doors shuts*
Shadow - What now...
Dan -...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Flim, and Flam were walking through a town called Cactus City. It was somewhere in Neighvada.

Flim: Maybe they were right.
Flam: That gem we used can be for teleporting. Too bad it disappeared when we got here.
Flim: It looks like we're in the late 1800's.
Flam: But what part of the late 1800's?
Newspaper Pony: Extra, extra! Hot from the press, and being delivered to ponies all over Equestria! The transcontinental Railroad is almost complete.
Flim: The early late 1800's.

Not far away, Tom was with Jebediah in front of a saloon.

Tom: Tell the boss I'll be right back. I think I found some ponies that'll...
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posted by SomeoneButNoone
Episode 4
Re - imagination

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Shadowknight - *wakes up in bed* huh... *tries to stand up* shit *grabs his stomach* a wound... Huh... *puts head on pillow* where... Exactly I am...
Lilly - Are you OK for visitors?
Shadowknight - ... I guess...
Pearl - *runs inside* Herooo! *jumps on bed* You're ok?
Emerald - *runs Inside* You're ... OK... Thanks god... *tears show up in her eyes*
Shadowknight - H-Hey you're crying come on... I'm not leaving so soon... Alright...
Emerald - I take your word...
Shadowknight - Good...
Lilly - I have to speak with your knight... Alone...
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Lilly - Those ponies were from Arthur......
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So in this Dan Rants there gonna be more Anime shit and some Criticitism toward this club.

This club is pretty much... Eh...
We don't have so much alive people and well some good people are rip. So I shall ask you - let's boost it up.

So in first episode I said about "user of the month" thing. So I thought of making it happens but I don't know how many votes would drop. You can expect polls possibly made tomorrow (will try to put most people in them but choose will be free you will be able to add it for yourself)


So I get alot of criticism on "to you don't like Sword art online and Free ? Wow he...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
August 22nd, 1959. 8:52 AM, Lahaina train station.

Two Black ponies are wearing purple suits with yellow ties. They're both carrying brief cases.

Larry: *Watching them, on their left*
Adrenaline: So, is that them?
Larry: Yeah. That's what the don said.
Adrenaline: So, what's the plan?
Larry: I go to the back of the train with them, and show them this. *Shows a fake Movie Director ID* I tell them that I want them to act in a movie, and during that, you check their cases to see if they have any info going against us. After you find it, we kill them.
Adrenaline: Sounds good to me.

The train arrived,...
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added by Jade_23
Source: Equestria Daily and Deviantart
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 20, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 12:57 PM
Railroad: Union Pacific

A few road workers had to use jack hammers to crack the road, making it easier for Percy, and Jeff to take out the rails.

Jeff: *Taking out the bad rails with his magic* Percy, can you get us our tools from the speeder?
Percy: Right away Jeff. *Walks to the speeder*

But soon, he saw something that made him worry.

Percy: Jeff?!
Jeff: What is it Percy?
Percy: There's a train coming towards us, but it looks like it's going too fast!
Jeff: Shit, that could only mean one thing.
Percy & Jeff: Orion.
Orion:...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Date: June 15, 1961
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 7:06 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

The yards were busy when the Military ponies woke up.

Military Pony 2: Okay, let's continue with our inspection.
Military Pony 1: Right. *Sits down in the Jeep with his partner*
Mike: *In front of Hawkeye, and Stylo as they enter the yards* Hey lads, guess what.
Hawkeye: What?
Mike: Me, and Dan have a plan.
Stylo: For?
Mike: Getting rid of the military ponies.
Hawkeye: And that is?
Mike: To convince them that we're not communists.
Hawkeye: Okay, that's great. *Walks past him*
Stylo: *Follows Hawkeye*
Mike:...
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added by FabulousChicken
posted by Seanthehedgehog
Tim and Julia were helping clear the traffic from the accident, caused by Ultimate Deadman in his Jeep.

Julia: *Controlling the traffic, making everyone go to the left of the accident*
Tim: *Talking to two ponies on the right side of the road* Do you know how this happened?
Stallion 66: Some guy in his Jeep was off roading when he jumped onto this road, and floored it.
Tim: Did you catch the license plate?
Stallion 66: No sir, but the driver is a red pegasus.
Tim: Okay, thanks for your help.

When the traffic was back to normal, Julia talked to Tim as they were on patrol

Tim: I talked to one of...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Ultimate Deadman's Jeep
Ultimate Deadman's Jeep
Ultimate Deadman was at his house, a big log cabin in the middle of the woods. He had a long drive way, and a garage next to his house.

Ultimate Deadman: *Under a Jeep* Now we just move that here, and move this to where that used to be, aaaand perfection. *Gets up* I gotta challenger Big Tire and Silverado to a race. *Goes into his house, and calls his friends on a cell phone*
Big Tire: Hello?
Ultimate Deadman: Big Tire? This is Deadman. Ultimate Deadman. I have something special to share with you. Get Silverado, and meet me at my house.
Big Tire: We're coming.

Song: link

Big Tire and Silverado both drive a truck like this
Big Tire and Silverado...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

Canterlot, 6:50 AM

The sun was just rising as a convoy left Canterlot. In the convoy was a Lincoln, two Chryslers, and a 1954 Cadillac convertible. Each car was shiny, and black, and Twilight's in the Cadillac. The front of that car has two purple flags with her cutie mark on it.

Episode 3: Christmas Trees And Assassinations

Special Guest Stars, Twilight Sparkle, Princess Celestia, and Princess Luna as theirselves.
SeanTheHedgehog's Tom Foolery as Brett Flasch

In Gran Turismo, everypony heard that Twilight Sparkle was coming to visit.

Tim: *Listening to the radio inside his car as he...
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